Wednesday 01:12 AM

Canterlot Castle

"Blahblahblahlawstatesthatblahhblahblah" Carrys on Celestia, not realising that ~~nopony~~ nodraconequus is actually there to hear her boring rant of boringness coated in boring pudding from the mountains of boredom. Celestia looks around and doesn't see Discord anywhere.
"F'taghn." She says, nopony or draconequus to hear her. Eventually she gets really angered about the fact she lost to Trixie the con artist. Celestia's horn starts to glow as random items are thrown into the sky... But then suddenly...
"Did I just throw that at the sun?" Celestia leans forward for a better look. She threw a nuclear warhead.
"What in Tartarus!? I, er... Whew, erm... How did that get here in Equestria?" Celestia pretends to wonder.

Every reader raises an eyebrow.

"I better get rid of that, heh." Celestia says, then erasing the nuclear weapon from existence just before it hit the sun.
"That strange thing that I don't know exists certainly had me for a fright! I wonder what it was?" Celestia asks the sky sarcastically.

Every reader facepalms.

Wednesday 01:37 AM

Canterlot Castle

"That was it?" Asks Trixie.
"Eeyup." Replies Discord, his best Big Mac impretion.
"What was that voice?" Trixie asks.
"You won't get it but the readers'll get it! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!" And with that, he's gone.

Wednesday 01:44 AM

Canterlot Castle

"Alright Applejack, prepare to be beat!" Rainbow Dash says to Applejack, rather competitively.
"Nope, yer goin' down Painbow Crash!" Replies Applejack, rather competitively.
Twilight sets up the board as normal.
"Start in 3... 2... 1... GO!" Twilight shouts as Pinkie Pie fires her party cannon.
"Did ya' have ta' do that?" Applejack questions.
"Sorry, just thought it'd work?" Pinkie Pie answers with a cute smile and a squeak?
"It's alright Pinkie. Now let's start this! YEAH DICE ROLL!" RD shouts and flips square number 3
"Oh no ya' don't! DICE ROLL!" AJ shouts and flips number square 7
"You can't do this, buster! Yeah, take that!" Everypony turns to face Pinkie.
"Sorry again." She smiles with another squeak.
AJ and RD dice roll and flip numbers all night long until...
"Hey Rainbow." Says AJ.
"What?" Replies RD
"AH WIN!" AJ shouts right at RD and flips the last number square and shuts the box.
"BOOM!" She continues to shout and breaks into a dance and then Pinkie Pie joins in. A while later everypony except RD and Discord were dancin'.

Wednesday 02:34 AM

Canterlot Castle

Rainbow Dash is at the balcony now.
"Why the loooooong face Crashy? Did you looooooooose to Applejackoff like a loooooooooooooser?" Asks Discord, who is totally being considerate.
"Yeah... I lost. I LOST! DO YOU BELIEVE IT!?" Rhetorically asks Rainbow Dash and when she looks over to Discord, he looks like Naruto.
"Believe it!" He says then returning to normal.
"What was that?" RD asks.
"You won't get it but the readers will! GOOD NIGH EV--" Discord's sentence is cut short when he's teleported to a place which is complete darkness.
"Er, hello?" He says, but then out of nowhere, Quagmire from Family Guy appears.
"You stole my joke. You stole my joke, man. You know what's gotta happen now? Things you didn't even know was possible gotta happen to you now. Bye bye reader. You're not watching this." Quagmire says, threateningly.

A door opens behind the readers and they're pushed in. The door closes and locks. There's screaming and moaning from beyond the door. But after a while, we're sent back to Canterlot Castle.

Author's Note

Didn't see Discord anger yet, will do next chapter. I promise.