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Wednesday 12:30 PM

Canterlot Castle

"Now that we've all actually had some sleep, ah'd say it's time ta' carry on the games, everypony agree?" Applejack asks the whole of them. Discord is shaking in the corner crying, King Sombra is practising his dice throwing skills, Princess Celestia is convincing her subjects that she doesn't have a nuclear weapon, Rainbow Dash exploded out of anger, Fluttershy and Rarity are talking to each other and Applejack is asking a question. All of this because of a simple game in a box cleverly named Sooper Ckret Bocks Of Dainjer. One might think that this is all crazy. Oh, what of Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle? Rainbow Dash's explosion claimed their lives. Nobody went to Twilight's funeral and only one blond white coated Pegasus named Surprise went to Pinkie's. Happy? You bastards. Anyways, back to the story...
"Let's continue. Come on!" Says a perky King Sombra.
"Alr-r-r-r-right then..." Replies the crying Discord.
"What happened to you?" Sombra inquires.
"You d-d-d-d-don't wanna know, Sombra." Shakily answers Discord. Sombra walks with Rarity to the Shut The Box room.

Meanwhile with Discord...
"I still can't believe he did that because I stole his joke... WHY!?" Discord screams into te ceiling before burying his face in his paw and talon.
"I... I'm not gonna just let this go by!" Discord gets up and snaps his claw.

Quagmire was in The Drunken Clam when he got teleported to Canterlot Castle.
"What the hell!?" He shouts then turns around to see Discord and the ponies still in the room.
"Hello there, Quagmire. What a pleasant surprise. Also, you made me angry. The god of chaos is angry. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?" Discord shouts in Quagmire's face.
"I AM DISCORD GOD OF CHAOS, YOU KILLED MY VIRGINITY, PREPARE TO DIE!" Claws come out of Discord's lion paw and he slashes into Quagmire's eyes.
"AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHDEARGODTHEPAINMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOOOOP!" Quagmire screams out. Discord raises his eagle talon up high.
"FALCON PUNCH!" He shouts and his eagle fist becomes ablaze and smashes into Quagmire's chest and he explodes.
"I. AM. AMAZING!" Discord shouts into the air.

Now that that's over with... This chapter is concluded.

Author's Note

Next chapter is the last one. Get ready for shit to go down!