Night Light and Twilight Velvet have a little problem. After nearly twenty years raising two children, they've lost their spark under the sheets. The good news: they've found just the thing to spice their love life up. The bad news: it's only available across the ocean in distant Griffrance. Determined to get their prize, the two pack their bags and set off on what should be a relaxing vacation. But when a mix-up leaves them stranded on the wrong side of the continent, the couple will be forced to face deserts, mountains, and one incredibly annoying plumbing salespony to get back their bedroom magic.