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My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 12 day in the clouds

O my back I said to myself getting out of bed.  Unfortunately on the way to twilight’s eyes seem to have misplaced my bed.  No way in hell was I going back home to get another one.  Unfortunately twilight did not have any beds for me to sleep on so I had to make do with sleeping next to her.  I wish she told me she has a habit of pressing her cold ass hooves on anything that’s warm.  It seemed that every time I was about to get to sleep she pressed one of her cold little feet up against me.  Eventually the cute little pony managed to kick me out of her bed entirely and I may do with sleeping on the floor.

(twilight)  what are you doing down there?  She asked

Looking up I saw twilight steering down at me.

(troll)  the floor is warmer than those little hooves of yours…  Why the hell are they so cold.

(twilight)  O sorry every time I have a sleepover every pony always complains about that.  I don’t really know why they get so cold when I sleep but they do.  She said pressing the cold hoof against my forehead.

(troll)  yes well today as my day was rarity we’re going to clouds dale which you like to come?  It would not take me very long to make another pair of enchanted shoes for you.

(twilight)  you’re going with rarity?!  Today?  Two clouds dale?!  She asked startled.

(troll)  yes she asked me come with her today wait why are you looking at me like that?

(twilight)  troll you now that rarity is unveiling a new fashion line in cloud still today right?  If you go you’ll have to be at the unveiling?

(troll)  why yes she said it was a very big day for her career and she wanted me to be a part of it.  Twilight what exactly is rarity doing?  I asked even more concern than I was before.

(twilight)  well I guess you just have to ask rarity it’s not my place to judge.

(troll)  judge?  Judge what?  Twilight what is about to happen to me.

(twilight)  nothing you’ll be fine.  I must go now I have some things I need to do.  Spike can you go with troll and to give rarity that package she wanted?

OK if my past experiences in pony vill are anything to go on something tells me I’m going to be confronted with some form of crazy shit that’s going to put me way out of my comfort zone.  Oh well I’m sure it’s nothing I can’t deal with.

(spike)  hey troll.  Are you ready to go?  He asked holding a package.

(troll)  yes spike why don’t you hop on and I will Teleport us two rarity’s.

(spike)  oh boy.  He exclaimed jumping onto me.  It won’t hurt well it the first time twilight Teleported me it looked like I’d been through a chimney.

(troll)  oh no it’s still going to hurt like shit.  I said trolling the little dragon.  As he tried to jump from my arms away from the Teleportation I took us all the weight to rarities.

As soon as we arrived into the room I put down spike who thought he was still at twilight’s trying to get away.  He ended up running across the room and face first into Rarity’s flank.  The impact caused rarity to sit down.  I cannot help but laugh seen spike crushed underneath the flake just like I was in cantor lot made me laugh.

(rarity)  oh my goodness spike I’m so sorry.  She said scraping spike off of her flank.

(troll)  pour spike he is so uninformed of my trolling ways.  Hello rarity are you ready to go?

(rarity)  yes I am just after I do this one thing she said grabbing a few items I did not quite recognize and moving them about.  Fashion was quite new to me so I didn’t understand what she was doing.

(spike)  yeah well here’s that package.  I’m going to walk home the last thing I need is to get set on by another pony.  By troll.

(troll)  by spike I said giggling.  Say rarity what exactly are you unveiling in clouds dale?  I asked I was no longer going to leave it chance I had to know.

(rarity)  O nothing really.  It’s just a brand new fashion line I’ve decided to go public with.  A few of the dresses and suits I’ve been making use to be considered controversial.  But I think every pony is passed it and it’s OK for me to display the dresses in my new fashion line.

(troll)  OK I can’t really see white dresses would be controversial but whenever I guess.

(rarity)  say troll bridge darling would you mind doing something for me?

(troll)  what’s that?  I asked

(rarity)  well I’m not the only one who’s going to be displaying new fashion lines.  Your face is kind of big and noticeable right now in equestria.  So would you mind doing a little show in front of every pony to attract more ponies to my booth?

(troll)  shore rarity no problem what do I have to do?

(rarity)  O not much you’ll just have to flex those big muscles of yours.  That should be all you’ll need to do.

(troll)  that does not sound too hard.  So are you ready to go now?  If you are I can just Teleport is straight there.

(rarity)  yes I’m ready.  She said as she walked up closer to me allowing me to put my arm around her.

(troll)  OK then were off I said Teleporting us to clouds dale…  Well I couldn’t make it all the way to clouds dale I had to jump from cloud a cloud to make it all the way.  But it sounds more impressive to say I just took a straight there like a boss.

I must say clouds tail was quite amazing.  Not as good as cantor lot but it was quite a sight to behold.  Rarity seems to be unsure again she was not quite use the shoes I made her yet.  But eventually she did relax enough to walk and we both made our way to where she was unveiling her new fashion line.  It seems to be a giant multipurpose building.  I guess this was some form of fashion convention as there are a lot of ponies there and they’re all very busy huffing around with clothing.

(troll)  so rarity where is your booth?  And what would you like me to do?

(rarity)  O it’s right here she said pointing to a large stage.  The stage had several ponies on it.

(photo finish)  miss rarity I must say these outfits you’ve made are simply amazing.  This is a big day in fashion history and I’m sure your designs will….  Will…?  Is that the famous troll bridge?

I then looked up at the pony shoes wearing some form of glasses that blocked her eyes from my view.  I guess she was some form of photographer.

(troll)  yes my name is troll bridge and it is nice to meet you.

(photo finish)  oh my goodness rarity you did not tell me you have such an important pony here with you today.  Is he going to display any of your new fashions?

(rarity)  well I was going to work that slowly but now that you’ve said it troll would you mind putting on some close I designed?

(troll)  rarity you’re hiding something.  What are you hiding?

(rarity)  um O dear.  I knew this would be hard to ask if you saw I was putting off.  Maybe I waited too long.  You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to but these are what I would like you to put on.

She then pulled something out of a box and laid them in front of me.  Black latex leather straps and metal rings covered the leg portions of the design.  There was no top only a settle which I’d seen many ponies wearing around pony vill.  However this one was different more unnecessary.

(troll)  rarity what the hell is that?  I asked in a state of shock.

(photo finish)  this is miss Rarity’s new high fashion adult art fashion line.  I believe miss rarity will bring this trend into the mainstream once and for all.

Her words flowed into my brain and then began to throw up.  These closer are for porn.  Why didn’t I see that coming.  My entire time in pony vill had been spiraling me toward this moment. why didn’t I see it coming?

(troll)  you expect me to model wearing that…  What the hell is wrong with you!!!!

(rarity)  I’m sorry troll I meant to tell you sooner but I was afraid of what you might say.  Please at least think about it.  With your body modeling my clothing it could put my career I had at least two years just on this one day.

I then examine the clothing more closely.

(troll)  hell no.  This thing has no crotch.  My dude berries would be hanging out in front of every pony.  There’s no way I’m doing this.

(photo finish)  please Mr. Troll bridge you must reconsider.  With you were bound to be a big hit.  If you’re not here than the biggest attraction will be……  She trailed off.

Oh my god she trailed off that can only mean there something more disturbing than what has already been shown to me.

(troll)  what…  What is it that can be bigger?

(rarity)  well there’s been kind of a big taboo going around the fashion industry.  You see a unicorn in Philadelphia made a new spell that helps….  Um

(troll)  what it helps what?  I asked just waiting for her to say something that would surely send me over the edge.

(rarity)  it helps young mayors who like each other have….  You know.  I was making some close like that when you were at the spa with fluttershy she said she told you but she also said she was afraid to tell you exactly what I was making.

It then clicked in my brain flutter shy said those close were more strap on friendly.  Rarity what exactly does this spell do?

(rarity)  it gives mayors something a little bit extra to play with.

(photo finish)  I have the catalog of all types of models a young mayor can improve her body with.  They only last 24 hours though.  She said handing me a catalog.

Though every impulse in my body told me not to open up the book I did.  Sure enough young girl pony’s with boy equipment between their legs.

(troll)  yeah I’m out of here.  Goodbye rarity have fun doing whatever it is you’re doing.  I said turning to walk away.

(rarity)  no weight troll!  Please if you want model can you at least stay in wave to every pony.  She said begging.

(troll)  I gave at a sigh.  The last thing I wanted to do was stand around with a bunch of girls equipped with this new spell.  But I knew rarity was my friend and I had to help her.  Fine I said.  I’ll wave to every pony but don’t expect me to put on that outfit.  And definitely don’t expect me to do anything other than wave.

(rarity)  it’s a deal she said shaking my hand.  My other models will be walking on and offstage quite frequently I have a lot of close to show.  So I guess the stage is yours saying as you’ll be on the entire time.

(troll)  cool so what do I do?  I asked getting up onto the stage.

(photo finish) all you have to do is stand there and do whatever feels natural and I shall make the magic’s.  She said pulling out a camera.

Before I knew it the place was filled with ponies.  Looking into the other booths I sought exactly what these close were like.  I gave a little shake in disgust.  It creeps me about being here.  But I guess I’d feel bad if I just left rarity here all alone.  She was working hard backstage to make sure every dress was right but she did poke her head out every now and then to see how I was doing.

I guess no pony wanted to see me in full armor.  While they did stop and stare for a little bit as I posed next to Rarity’s other models they usually ended up passing on.  I honestly tried to step it up a notch.  But the crowd seem more interested in…  You know.  My mighty armor and sword or cool and they did attract a crowd.  But that’s not what these crowds were looking for.

As the day went on the crowded around Rarity’s booth shrank smaller and smaller.  Photo finish was quite distressed by it.

(photo finish)  oh no rarities dresses are fabulous but we just can’t compete with the others.  She said in despair.  Looking up I saw she was correct.  All of the other booths did not just have models posing.  Their models were doing things.  Some were just touching each other and displaying possible positions.  While others were going full out in doing a performance of some kind.  I even saw one juggling.  Now as to what she was juggling I’d better not speculate.

I looked back I could see the look of sadness in Rarity’s eyes.  Of this day was falling apart for her.  Her clothing probably was better than every other ponies.  But her models could only stand there she cannot afford once that could perform like every other pony.  That’s why she tricked me in the coming here she was relying on me to bring in a crowd.  It wasn’t this point in time something strange happened.  A second conscience voice started talking to me in my head.

(white conscience)  troll she is your friend you march right over there and you put on that sex close.  We need to help her.

(black conscience)  hell no! It’s bad enough those ponies have those great big plus ones.  We don’t need to be naked on top of it.  You stand right there on the stage and wave at every pony.

(white conscience)  come on troll so what if it makes you uncomfortable.  The sun will still come up tomorrow who knows it might be fun.  Just look at rarity she needs you.

(black conscience)  fine if you want to get naked in front of every pony that’s your business but don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

I then looked around.  Blocks I said to myself.  On the one hand from what I’ve seen of ponies me inside that clothing would pull in the huge crowd.  But on the other hand I’d be exposed.  Damn it.  I don’t want to let rarity down but I sure as hell don’t want to put on that weird settle.  I then looked up to see that no more ponies were at Rarity’s booth at all.  Rarity you only for this one is said to myself as I walked backstage.

(rarity)  troll what are you doing back here?

(troll)  can we just agreed to never talk about this again.  Now give them to me.

(rarity)  give you what?.....  O you mean you want to?  Are you really going to put them on?

(troll)  yes just this once all sacrifice my dignity.  But don’t forget I’m sacrificing it for you.

(rarity)  O troll that’s so nice I promise all repay you one day.  Here let me help you she said

I felt my body pulled up into the air again rarity made quick work of swapping me into my new outfit.  The close certainly displayed my muscles along with other things.  But other than that I was fine was wearing them.

(troll)  so rarity how do I look?

(one of Rarity’s models)  O man I’d like to get that ponies number she said with her eyes locked on me.

(troll)  if it wasn’t for the spell currently on you I’d take that as a compliment.  Now come on that straw in a crowd.

Once back onstage it only took one extremely flamboyant stallion to turn all the attention on to me.  Oh my goodness the stallion said.  A crowd of ponies quickly began looking at me.  They seem to enjoy what I was wearing.  Well it’s for rarity it’s for my friend I just kept saying to myself.  Honestly it wasn’t that bad all I had to do was flexed my muscles and every once in a while pick some pony to come up on stage and take a picture with me.  One pony insisted on posing with me.  I’d rather not discuss the position.

Eventually though I decided I needed did do some form of performance.  Plopping down for diamond blocks I swiftly set to work.  Every pony gasped at my skill.  I carve the entire thing from memory but when I was done there stood an exact replica statue of princess CelesteTia.

Every pony began standing there hooves on the ground.  They all loved it.  A diamond effigy to their leader made right in front of their very eyes.  Then a voice split the crowd and everyone increase silent.

(princess CelesteTia)  wow troll that’s very good.

I looked up more shocked that I can possibly describe.  Princess CelesteTia was now standing right next to the statue in my ring it.

(the princess)  I think you got every detail right.  Can I keep it?

(troll)  prin…prin….prin….  Princess what are you doing here?  This isn’t really the kind of event I expect to see you at.

(the princess)  well troll this is the first event bringing this new trend into the daylight.  I thought I should show my support.  If two mayors want to have fun I say they should.  Sorry to upstage you.

(troll)  upstage me how?  I then looked down…….  O that’s how.  You got one to.

(rarity)  princess CelesteTia I can’t believe it.  You’re here…  You’re here that my booth.

From that point on you can pretty much tell what happened. me the princess did a few poses.  A few ponies asked for a magical copy of me so that they could you know add my shape to the catalog.  Once you took away the awkward and honestly was a very fun day.  As we went home I spoke to rarity.

(rarity)  thank you so much you have no idea what it means to me.  She said on the way home.

(troll)  you’re welcome.  But for future reference the next time you’re asking me to do anything that involves my dick or any other ponies Dick please warn me beforehand.

(rarity)  don’t worry troll I will.  And I won’t forget we did for me.  Um there’s kind of um one more thing I have to tell you.

(troll)  oh no what did you do?  I asked honestly at this Point I didn’t think she can do anything else so I wasn’t too worried.

(rarity)  I signed a release for all the pictures taken at my booth to be published in some of the top fashion magazines.

O just great every pony’s going to see my junk.  And there going to see me in that ridiculous clothing.  O and on top of that they’re going to see my junk in the same picture as other ponies junk.  Rarity why my dear friend?  I thought to myself.

However right as I was going to say something negative she screwed up next to me and gave me a hug as we walked to the edge of the city.  Well I guess my pride wasn’t that big a price to pay.  So rarity what we’re going to do when we get back to pony vill?  I asked.

(rarity)  well I have some more dresses I need to make don’t worry these ones are just normal everyday dresses.  They will require diamonds of particular shape and size which you like to help me?

(troll)  shore rarity no problem.  I said picking up the pony getting ready to Teleport.  We’re soon back at rarities boutique all the other ponies and spike were waiting for us.

(twilight)  how did it go twilight asked?

(troll)  O it went fine meat and the princess posed half naked for all of equestrian with our duty are hanging out.  So you know I’ll probably be having some form of repressed emotional distress over this day.  All and all nothing unusual.

To this information the ponies mouths dropped open and their eyes grew wide.

(apple jack)  what pony did you say was with you?!!!!!  She asked startled.

(rarity)  O I’ll tell you all about it.  From inside every pony.  She said leading us into her boutique.

As she was telling the story of what happened I set to work pressing diamonds together into the shapes ship required for the dresses.

(flutter shy)  I can’t believe the princess showed up and use the spell on herself.

(cadence)  I can’t believe troll sacrificed his dignity like that.  Good job troll cadence said.

(twilight)  so the princess took that statue home with her?  It was certainly nice of you to let her have it.

(troll)  yes yes I know I’m awesome I said conceded.  So chrysalis I tended to see you all day what did you do?

(chrysalis)  not much.  All I did was feed off the love in pony vill.  I was quite touched a few ponies through some of my way.  I didn’t even need to turn into someone they liked.  Maybe I should be forced into saving the world more often.

(troll) say rarity did you notice photo finish was wearing a pair of enchanted shoes to?  I wonder where she got them.

(twilight)  well in case you haven’t noticed magic is quite a common thing here in pony vill.  You know the nether gate will be done as soon.  Troll are you ready to go home?

I looked down at the floor.  There was a part of me wanted to stay in pony vill.  Twilight I don’t know if there’s a home to go back to.  If we do save the day and both are worlds it be OK if I stay here and pony vill?  After all there’s probably nothing left for me to go home to.

(pinky pie)  of course you can stay.  Right every pony troll can stay with us right?

(twilight)  well I guess it would be that big a deal if he stays in pony vill.  I suppose it would’ve been more of the debate had we not change them into half a pony like we did.

(pinky pie)  yeah trolls going to stay with us forever and nothing will tear us apart.

(troll)  well thank you pinky pie I said patting her head.  If you all excuse me there are a few arrangements I must make before we go to the nether.  I have to stock up on TNT blocks and I have to make armor for chrysalis over there.  And I need to make more arrows in potions for myself.  It’ll be a very busy night.  Apple jack I’ll be over in the morning to do some apple bucking with you.  Also plant plenty of plants from my world if you like.

(apple jack)  will that be mighty kind of you.  Thanks.

As I walked out the door that and on to my house I looked around at all the ponies.  You know I could really get used to staying here.  I don’t know why but it just has something in my world doesn’t.  Something that fills me something that makes me want a smile.  I don’t even think I’d miss fighting mobs if I could just stay here forever.  That’s it that’s what I’m going to do.  Once we beat herobrine I’m coming back to this place and I’m never leaving.

I then walked past Charliee she seemed to be looking for someone.

(troll)  hello miss Charliee.  I said with a smile.

(Charliee)  O hello troll.  Have you seen chrysalis?  She promised to come in my house tonight so it wouldn’t bother you.  But I can’t find her anywhere.  I sure am going to miss her when she goes back home to her changeling’s.

(troll)  she’s at rarity’s it’s good to know you too will be doing anything in my house tonight.  I said in a smart ass tone.

(Charliee)  actually tonight I think we’re going to play it safe.  My but still has wip marks all over it.  There really tender so I think time we’re just going to make out.

(troll)  Charlie I don’t need to know what you’re doing.  In fact no pony needs to know we’re doing.  If you’ll excuse me I must be going.  With that I walked away from the maroon teacher pony.  You know even awkward little encounters like that seem to be so much more….  I don’t know I just like it here.

As I got my front door I looked back and pony vill.

(troll) Yes I think this is going to be my new home.

End of chapter 12