The End of a Square World.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 11 Learn to fly

The feeling of slime dribbling down my face woke me up that morning.  It was chrysalis… being a changeling meant her body excreted the slimy substance especially from the holes in her legs.  Unfortunately for me though every pony was getting used her I was still the only one she could drain emotion off of.  Even more unfortunate though I liked her as a friend she required more than friend feelings come out of me.  I could not produce these feelings honestly so she artificially made them simply by touching me.  As she lied next to me during the night quite a bit of slime moved off of her body and on to me.

(troll) man this stuff is disgusting I said.  Now even though I said it was disgusting in truth I actually did quite like the taste of it…  But I’m still trying to deny that to myself.

(chrysalis)  good morning.  I can tell you slept well.  You dreamed about me the whole night She said smiling.

(troll)  yes well you need to find some pony who will let you feed off and willingly.  Other than me that is.

(chrysalis)  fine I will try.  But I like harvesting energy from you.  I’ve become quite fond of you.  You’re eating meat makes me feel less guilty about sucking the emotions out of every pony until they are nothing more than a drooling slave.

(troll)  I’m not sure whether or not be flattered by that?

(chrysalis)  you feel whatever the hell you want.  it really doesn’t matter to me in the end you’ll be all mine.  She said with a smile.

(troll)  yes well…  I’ll deal with you after I deal with herobrine I said playfully.  Say shouldn’t I have felt some kind of a fact to your constant draining of my love as you call it?

(chrysalis)  yes actually I noticed you are quite resilient.  I can’t seem to drain off emotion fast enough to induce mind control.  But I’m sure eventually you’ll be licking the slime off my legs I just have to be patient.

(troll)  what the FUCK?  I’d never do that even if I was your slave.

(chrysalis)  you say that now but just you wait she said with a smile.  As for the finding a different person to feed off of I have several ponies in mind I’m going to try them out today.  Don’t worry I know the rules don’t drain a pony so much that they are negatively affected and only do it if they let me.

(troll)  it’s good to see that you’re so compliant.  But that’s probably because of the whole I’d kill you if you didn’t thing isn’t it?

(chrysalis)  you got that right.  Though I must say I’m really enjoying being around every pony as a friend.  It really makes life more fun plus my original plans to kidnap ponies from pony vill have been changed to something so much better.

(troll)  and once that?  I asked concerned

(chrysalis)  well I was talking to every pony last night at pinky pie’s party I learned about creatures called diamond dogs apparently there a big problem here in pony vill.  The mayor said I can bring watched as many as I want and send them home to my changeling’s.  Don’t worry I’m only sending them to changeling how i know will treat them well.

(troll)  you’re so weird your good….  But you’re evil?  I said scratching my head.

(chrysalis)  well we are who we choose to be but we’re also bound by what nature makes us.

(troll)  well cadence and Rainbowdash are going to teach me how to fly today so do try and stay out of trouble.  By the way who are the ponies you plan on feeding off of?

(Chrysalis)  O you’ll get a kick out of this she said with an evil smile.  Charliee, a pony named derby and the mayor if you can believe it.  I really have my hopes pinned on Charliee though.

(troll)  I know I’m going to regret asking but why?

(chrysalis)  all the other ponies promised close friendship which is good it’s like a nice little snack.  Charliee wanted Romantic role playing. Which is like a full course dinner and with my shape shifting abilities will be quite fun.

(troll)  normally I be disgusted by what you just said but honestly at this Point I don’t care.  Have fun chrysalis I’m going to go learn how to fly.

(chrysalis)  by troll she said watching me leave.

As I walk to Rainbowdash’s house I cannot help but to turn my thought to what chrysalis would be doing with miss Charliee.  Of course my conscience quickly took hold and attempted to smack down the thoughts.

(trolls conscience)  no.  I thought we’re over this before you maybe half a pony but there still off the menu buddy.

Sometimes this body really annoys me.  The cool new abilities and new body overall was great and everything but the physical attraction to ponies was really starting to great on my nerves.  No sure I know I’m supposed to care more about what’s on the inside them what’s on the outside but it’s just too weird to think of me you know being that way with any of them.  I’d rather stay friends and leave it at that.

Eventually I arrived at Rainbowdash’s house.  It was made of clouds… really strange.  Not because it was floating in the air of course I was used to that we had those kinds of houses all the time back home.  What was really strange was that Pegasus could walk on clouds back home you need a very special enchantment to do it.  Looking up I saw cadence and Rainbowdash talking to each other.

(troll)  hey there girls are you ready to teach me?  I asked

The two ponies flew down to greet me.

(rainbow)  sorry troll will have to postpone your lesson.  There’s a slight problem at clouds dale.  Apparently some of the Wells they harvest water from have been damaged and they must dig new ones.  We’re going to see what we can do to help if the Wells are not done to the media elite equestrian will experience a horrible drought.

(cadence)  which you like to come and help us?  She asked

(troll)  cadence rainbow…  Do you see this cutie mark I said pointing to my flank.  I can dig a well faster than you can fly through the air.  Take me to where they’re digging the Wells.  I’ll finish the job before they even think of starting it.

The two ponies looked at me I guess they doubted my abilities to dig.  With a sigh that flew off for the dig site.  I of course tell ported after them because I did not know how to fly.  Cool thing I learned I can walk on clouds.  Maybe I don’t need to learn how to fly especially if I can just Teleport from cloud to cloud.  Eventually we arrived at the dig site.  Some big important ponies were there apparently there are these big hotshots known as the thunderbolts.  A crowd of birth ponies was also there helping to take the new wells.

(Troll)  step aside every pony you’re about to see how a well as Doug the right way.  Rainbowdash only rolled her eyes of me.

(rainbow)  I know you’re good at building houses but come on this is digging holes?

(Cadence)  exactly what do you plan on doing?  She asked with a world of her eyes.

(Troll)  well then why don’t I show you all.  I then stood up and announced…  Every pony have a seat and learn from an expert how to dig a hole.

Some of the ponies known as the thunderbolts flew over to me.

(The thunderbolts)  my my who is this hotshot?  We’re not doing any fancy competition were just digging holes?

(troll)  just digging holes?  O my dear where I come from digging holes is a competition.  Now have a seat next my friend Rainbowdash here and watch how it’s really done.  I then checked where they want the first well to be dug and I started to sing…

(troll)  * I’m a pony and I’m digging a hole…  Diggy diggy whole…  I’m digging a hole.*

Dirt flew past my vision and soon I was down to a stone layer beyond that I even hit a small vein of coal and soon I was so deep down I had to stop digging for water began to flood all around me.  Teleporting out of the whole I then looked to see a crowd of shocked ponies.

(cadence)  how?.....  You just dug that entire hole by yourself in only……..  I don’t even know.

(rainbow)  it would’ve taken us at least half the day to finish that well and I think you dug it twice as deep as it was supposed to be.

(spit fire)  my goodness…  Your people must be very good at digging what was that song you are singing?

(troll)  O just something I picked up from my days as a noob.  A very famous dwarf used to sing at all the time when he dug.  There’s never a digging competition where that song doesn’t play in his honor.

(cadence)  well if you dig the other four Wells we can teach you fly right now.  She said with a shocked expression on her face.

(troll)  cool.  Well then I’m off.  Clearing my throw at them set back to work.  * I’m a pony and I’m digging a hole*  I sang as I finished the other four holes.

When I finished the wholes I found that all the ponies with the exception of spitfire Rainbowdash and cadence had left.  Apparently I was digging so fast there was no need for them to help.  Climbing out of the last hole I then walked over to spitfire.

(troll)  all done all be going now rainbow here is going to teach me how to fly.

(spitfire)  thanks…  You know I could teach you a thing or two she offered.  She then looked at Rainbowdash.  What you say mind if I be your assisting teacher?..

Rainbowdash’s eyes seem to begin to sparkle as her chest began to make strange movements and she was mumbling under her breath something I believe to be…  Oh my gosh…  Oh my gosh…

(rainbow)  of course you can all we have to do is catch he when he falls.

(cadence)  OK troll now don’t push yourself too hard…  OK?

(troll)  fine I won’t push myself.  I lied the second they told me how to fly I planned on doing something crazy did not know what though.

Cadence then explain me the basic motion you need to do to fly it was pretty simple.  Stretching out my wings I gave them a flap and lifted me into the air.

(troll)  cool.  I then thought of awaited troll cadence she’s very overprotective of me.  Something about accidentally mutating me into a pony creature made her feel Responsible or maybe somehow connected to me.  I plan on using it to my advantage.  I flew up as high as I could.

(cadence)  OK troll that’s a little too high come back down.  She said taking into the air.

I then couldn’t help myself I think when I was doing was a dramatization of a heart attack but I really don’t know.  As I fell through the air forms the ground cadence gave a little screen as she tried to rush over and save me.  I think Rainbowdash and spitfire could see straight through me as they didn’t react all.  Inches before I hit the ground I Teleported onto cadence is back.

(troll)  something wrong mommy?  I asked in my most smart ass voice.

(cadence)  that wasn’t funny!  That wasn’t funny at all.  Don’t ever worried me like that again!

Rainbowdash burst out laughing and spitfire seem to be muffled in her laughter.

(troll)  come on cadence.  When are you going to realize there’s no point in babying me?

(spitfire)  that was pretty awesome I did not know you can Teleport.

(Rainbowdash)  hey I bet you could do a sonic rainboom.  She said with excitement in her voice.

(troll)  what is that?  I asked

(spitfire)  a sonic rainboom…  I’ve never seen one.  I heard one happened but I was unconscious at the time.  Can you really just do it right here in now?

(rainbow)  usually I need to warm up first but I think I have one in me.  She said as she took to the sky.

(troll)  I really like to know what the sonic rainboom is already?

(cadence)  O you’ll like this.  She did one at my wedding it was great.

We all looked into the sky as rainbow flew past.  She went faster and faster until…

Booooom

A rainbow appeared through the sky as a loud bang was heard.

(troll)  holy Molly that was awesome.  Say spitfire I bet we all be very good at a race?  I proposed

(spitfire)  O you’re on are you in cadence?

(cadence)  OK I suppose there’s no harm in it.

(spitfire)  hey rainbow shield up.  You want to race?

(rainbow)  O yeah…  You’re all going down.  She said

After a small breather so that every pony was equally rested we lined up at a starting line and agreed on a Finnish Point.  I could feel the competitiveness in the air but this was only one more chance to troll all the ponies.  Looking on at the finish line I got my game face on.  You’re going down Rainbowdash to taunted.

(rainbow)  we’ll see about that…  You ready spitfire?

(spitfire)  yeah I’m ready.

On your mark….  Get set….  Go!!!!

The three ponies were off leaving me in the dust.  Not because I was flying slowly but because I was in flying at all I was sitting on the cloud totally relaxed.  It would appear that all forgotten I can Teleport I’ll tell them when they finish the race.  I then looked at the cloud curiously…  I wonder?  I said to myself.

Punching cloud I found something that was just awesome.  I could harvest cloud blocks.  O hell yeah I said to myself.  I quickly went to work building me a little cloud fort.  Poking my head out I saw they were half done with the race.  I’ll give them a bit longer.  Back to playing in my fort.  While every pony was racing I was learning about clouds.  When I jiggled them is seen to rein.  And when I squeeze them I could force the lighting.  O hell yeah.  I get a cloud fort…  Suck it bitches I said to people who were not there.  Poking my head back out of the fort I saw they’re almost done with the race.  OK I said time to go.

Focusing my hardest I teleported me and my little fort to the finish line.

(rainbow)  what the?  How did you….  O you can Teleport.  I should’ve known you’d have something up your sleeve.

(spitfire)  how did you get that fort so square?  She asked

(troll)  O everything is square with me.

(rainbow)  no fair that’s cheating.  She said accusingly.

(troll)  in what way?  You never said I couldn’t.  We actually never agreed on any rules we only said get to the finish line in I did.  I even managed to find time to build this little fort….  Which is awesome I said pulling my head back into the clouds.

I then heard a shocked gasp coming from cadence.

(cadence)  troll ignore you’re fort we’ve got trouble.  She said pointing off into the distance.

I popped out of my little fort and looked at what she was pointing too.  I saw several pony shaped figure’s being chased from what I believe to be heroes like myself.  O man there’s more of them.  There’s no time to get the others.  Spitfire can you fight?  These creatures must be killed immediately.

(spitfire)  OI can fight.  Come on let’s go some pony up there is in danger.  We all then flew to the rescue.

Upon arrival I could see who the ponies were in danger.  It was chrysalis once more.  She was trying hardest to fight off the offending heroes but they’re beginning to wear her down.  She also was accompanied but when I believe to be other changeling’s.  This must’ve been where they were capturing diamond dogs.  Sure enough I was correct several brainwashed dogs burst it out and attacked the heroes however there quickly knocked down and out.

(troll)  every pony in changeling regroup!  I ordered firing an arrow into the crowd of heroes.

(rainbow)  who are these guys troll?  How do we fight them?  She asked

(troll)  I don’t know too much smoke I can’t see them.  I said squinted my eyes.  However as the smoke cleared I saw what they were…  Red shirts black pants and a black hat.  O shit not these guys.  There’s no way I could remember all of their names selling nearly called them the Russians.  They were quite famous both for fighting and entertainment everything was a party with them.  I had no idea how we’re going to fight them all off.  A crowd of mobs this big would be no problem.  But these were heroes very skilled and very good at fighting.  I needed to think of a way to outsmart them assuming there are a brain’s left in their body to think with.

A few of them shot arrows at us.

(troll)  look out every pony dodge them!  I screamed.

Cadence did better than that she may a shield that not only blocked all the rows but repelled them back at our opponents.

(spitfire)  troll we can win this let’s just attack.

(troll)  if you think so spitfire every pony and changeling attack!  Cadence dropped the shield and we all attacked however a few changeling’s were injured along with one dog and I was forced to call another retreat behind cadence is shield.

(cadence)  we have to figure out a way to beat them or we’re done for.

(chrysalis)  my changeling’s are you all right?  Troll there’s no way I’m putting my subjects at risk like that again please tell me you have a better idea?

I thought for a moment….  What was the thing the Russians cannot resist.  An idea then popped into my head.  O I hope this works I said pulling out something from my inventory.  Oh well I have to try something.  They may be dead but there still the Russians.

(troll)  cadence drop the shield I ordered.  When she did I ran straight into the middle of them and threw down the block I was holding.  With a quick sleight of hand I forced a record into the jukebox I placed.

*hooo hooooooo hoooo  ho*

* The Russian dancing men..  O yes the Russian dancing men..  I’m dancing with this purple hen.  I’ve also got this purple pen*

I couldn’t believe it… It was actually working.  The Russians had lost all interest in killing us and we’re now completely focused on dancing.

(troll)  um OK then….  I guess this well work.  I then handed TNT blocks to all the ponies in changeling’s.  OK every pony start putting down these explosives all where their dancing.  We’ll blow them sky high as soon as the song ends.

The Russians did not even notice what we’re doing there were so focused on dancing.  They’d always been known for dancing but I never knew Exactly how much it takes control of them.   Take that herobrine your superseded by the dance.

When we’re done placing the TNT blocks we all backed up faraway.

(chrysalis)  I can’t believe this is going to work.  She said laughing at the strange Russian dancing.

(spitfire)  troll is every day in your world like this?

(troll)  honestly no I always thought it was a pony thing.  Oh well.  Goodbye Russians I said hitting the switch.

Booooom!!!!

You know there something about blood and guts sparkle into the air in a giant mushroom cloud that makes me want to vomit.  Don’t know why.

(chrysalis)  finally I’m way behind in what I wanted to do today.  My changeling’s can you please escort the rest of the diamond dogs back home.  I’ve got an appointment with a nice teacher pony I really do not want to be late to.

(changeling # 1)  yes my queen.  Right away.

(changeling # 2)  by grandma.

(troll)  did that little changeling just call you grandmother?

(chrysalis)  yes so?  She asked.

(Troll)  We’ll are you his grandmother?

(chrysalis)  well yes I’m the grandmother mother or great grandmother to most of the population.  why the hell do you think I’m their queen?

(troll)  so for the past two days I’ve been getting fondled by a grandmother in my sleep….  Figure’s.

(chrysalis)  yes well you have your little moral dilemma.  I’ve got things I still need to do.  By troll she said walking away.

(rainbow)  you know I hope the hell gate is finished soon.  I’ve heard it’s starting to get every pony worried.  Just about every single day we have to fight some kind of monster from your world.

(troll)  I know Rainbowdash but there’s nothing we can do until the gate is finished.  I guess we just have to go back to spending our day together.

(spitfire)  so that’s it that big battle and now you just go back to doing what you’re doing?

(troll)  pretty much.  No point in letting something like this derail my day.

(spitfire)  well no wonder here in all the papers.

(troll)  what?

(spitfire)  you know you’re famous right.  You’ve been the top story of all around equestria.  I was a little bit surprised to see you at the dig site.

(troll)  so I’m famous here.  Funny I don’t feel famous.

We then spent the rest of the day together.  They showed me a few flying tricks.  Unfortunately I got injured and one of them in cadence got very overprotective.  I only huffed in my frustration.  Rainbowdash and spitfire got quite a laugh out of it.

Eventually my day with Rainbowdash came to an end.

(troll)  I must say Rainbowdash.  Spending today with you was really fun.  I don’t think I’ve had this much fun since my noob days back when I use to explore all the caves.  I’ve got to go and make sure chrysalis has not done anything evil.  Spitfire why don’t you and Rainbowdash buy a drink on me.  I said handing them both the bar of gold.

(spitfire)  O a date with Rainbowdash courtesy of the famous troll bridge.  No way am I saying no to that she said putting up her arm around Rainbowdash.  As she turn Rainbowdash gave me a look and whispered something.

(Rainbowdash)  think you…

(troll)  wait…….  What did I just do?...............  Did I just………..

Walking home I ignored that last little incident and thought to myself I hope chrysalis hasn’t done anything stupid.  The ponies don’t care what happened to those diamond dogs but I imagine something happening to the fellow ponies would get her into trouble.  I hope miss cheerily knew what she was getting into.  As I got to my front door I heard a strange sound coming from inside.

“smack”….  “snap”…  “smack”…

(troll)  O great.  This can’t be good I thought to myself.  Walking to the door I then said…

OK chrysalis…..  What…..  Are…….  You……  Do…….ing?

Chrysalis was standing over top of each miss cheerily how was it bound up in countless ropes and bent over what I believe to be a saw horse.  She had with marks all over her flank and had some kind of gag in so she couldn’t speak.

(troll)  what the FUCK!!!!!!  Chrysalis what the FUCK are you doing?

(chrysalis)  oh no….  Troll I did not know you be home so soon.  It’s not what it looks like.

(troll)  chrysalis I have no idea what this looks like….  In fact no pony nose what this looks like.

(chrysalis)  this is miss charlie’s romantic fantasy.  We’re just………..  You know pretending.

(troll)  I sighed I did not want to have anything more to do with the situation.  But unfortunately I knew princess CelesteTia expected me to keep chrysalis inline while she was in equestria.  Fine that’s fine.  I only need to know one thing.  Cheerily please make a muffled screen if you do want chrysalis to do this to you.

(Charliee)   mmmmffffmmmfffmmfmm.

(troll)  that sounds good enough for me.  I said storming into my bedroom.

(chrysalis)  what are you doing?

(troll)  I’m taking my bed with me.  This is my house I built it with my own hands and now I’m leaving.  Have a good night.  I’m going to go stay at twilight’s.  Maybe get to know that little creature known as spike.  By chrysalis by Charlie.  I said shutting the door.

As I left I heard something coming from the room.  Oh notch are they seriously right back at it even after I’ve barged in?

“smack”….  “snap”…  “smack”…

They are…….

End of chapter 11