The End of a Square World.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter five O why me.

As I woke up that morning I looked next to me to see that no pony was awake.  Poking fluttershy she only gave the tired yawn and curled up into a ball.

(Troll bridge) that is so cute.  Not wanting to wake up any of the ponies I set out to the kitchen.

(Troll Bridge) now then what do ponies eat?  They certainly do not eat meat.  O well I’ll just make breakfast and they will eat whatever they want I guess.  Looking through the chest I had in the kitchen I decided it would be best to pull out all the plant matter I had and anything else that did not involve the killing of animals.

(troll bridge) lets see here I have bred, flowers, Vines, leaf blocks, mushroom soup, and cake.  I wonder if they drink milk?  I’d better ask them before feeding them the cake.  Then again eggs are in the cake too.  I can see already that this breakfast is going to the awkward.  Quickly setting the table I made sure that all the meat was by my end and the ponies had full access to everything vegetarian.  Now what would be the most troubling way to wake up a pony?

I gazed through my inventory however when I get this shock hit me.  I only had Half of my inventory spaces left.  O my eye must be getting sick that’s funny I don’t feel sick and certainly by now I should have vomited.  Oh well nothing I can do about it.  Looking through storage chests I then devised a plan to wake up all the ponies.  Sometimes I can be so mean.  Digging down underneath the room where they slept.  I quickly said to work building a room.  In this room I placed one jukebox in the middle.  O this going to be so funny.  I then pulled out an old scratched and slightly broken record.  Records for the most part had to be made recorded or found in chests.  This one however a creeper dropped when a skeleton misfired an arrow and killed it.  Mine was only a copy but he was a very agreed that whenever this record was recording of it scared the crack out of every one that hurt it.  C418-11 that disk read.  I could remember when this desk was first found.  Some speculated that the man who found it lied and made it himself.  However an examination of the original desk proved it to be as old as many of the fables of my world.  I can’t tell you how many ghost stories revolve around playing this desk and trust me when you hear it you believe their true.  So naturally this seems like the perfect thing to wake the ponies with.

Putting the disk into the jukebox I then turn it on.  The Yuri noise emanates through the room.  Perfect I said.  I then casually walked upstairs to the room where the ponies were sleeping.  Before I grab the doorknob I thought to myself.  What would be the best possible way to enter this room?  Looking into my inventory I then pulled out a pumpkin.  Perfect I said is I placed it on my head.  Then slowly and this quietly as I could I opened up the door and peeked inside.  The six ponies were wide awake all of them were shivering in their beds looking around and the dark room trying to make sense of what the noise was.  Oh yes this is perfect.  With the pumpkin on my head I then kicked open the door and jumped in to the middle of the room spouting nonsensical gibberish.

(zdrigushjgbzlhbvdrkflirghseigflisfvhafoiehrfohgeirbglkfhdfhgepge!!!!!)

Needless to say the ponies screened.  I thought twilight would have a heart attack.  Then again I also thought I would die from the laughter.

(apple jack)  what was that for?  You almost scared us all to death!

(Troll bridge)  my name is troll bridge did you really believe I wouldn’t take every opportunity I could to fuck with you?  The five ponies then jumped me as they finally found the humor in my prank.

(Rainbowdash) so you think that’s funny do you?  Let’s see how funny it is when we…  Rainbowdash seemed to be trying to think of something good enough to get the Beckwith.  Twilight now that we have him on the floor can you think of anything?

(twilight) sorry rainbow I can’t think of anything.

(rainbowdash) O well I guess sitting on him will have to do.  The five ponies then sat there for a moment.(Rarity)  you guys even without his armor I don’t think we’re heavy enough to cause him any discomfort.

(troll bridge)  unfortunately rarity is correct I can lift 30 of you little ponies.  Sorry Rainbowdash you’ll have to get revenge after breakfast.

(every pony) breakfast?  You made breakfast?

(Troll bridge) yes why are you so surprised?

(fluttershy) there won’t be any meat in it will there?  She said poking her head out of the covers of the bed.

(troll bridge) no there won’t…  Well there will be for me.  I then got up pushing off the five ponies.  I don’t really know what you eat so I just grabbed anything I could think of from my world.  The six ponies left the room heading courts the kitchen and I followed suit.  Sitting down at the table the ponies looked puzzled.

(twilight) well every pony let’s just grab something and try it I guess.  Twilight grabbed a bowl of square flowers.  Rainbowdash grabbed a quilt of Vines.  Apple jack of course grab the apples.  Rarity floated over some relief blocks melon slices and flowers.  Flutter shy picked up a few lily pads.  And of course pinky pie loaded up on everything she could get.  As the ponies then took a bite in Unison their eyes widened.

(Troll bridge) O no it’s disgusting isn’t it?  The six ponies then shook their heads.

(Every pony) no no this is absolutely delicious.

(apple jack) if you could plant me some of them square trees I can make a fortune selling these apples.

(pinky pie) and these melon slices are better than even my cupcakes.

(troll bridge)  well in addition to making jewelry I can also make food…  Good to know.

(rarity)  speaking of jewelry that reminds me.  Every pony I need to do some work on dresses for the party we’re going to.  After twilight and troll comeback from Mr. Charliee’s class.  We’re going to leave so I must start right away.  Rarity then excused herself from the table floating two melon slices above her head as she left.

(twilight)  actually troll we should probably get going now.

(troll bridge)  very well come on twilight I said stuff in my face and pockets with as much meat from the table as I could.  You ponies make short to lock up when you leave my house OK.

(fluttershy) OK.  I then got on my armor and grab my sword.  before I knew it we were outside the school.

(Charliee) good morning students.

(all of the students)  good morning mis Charliee.

(Charliee) today we’ll be talking about magic, flying, and strength.  The class seemed puzzled.  Unicorns are the only ponies that can do magic.  Pegasus are the only ponies that can fly and birth ponies are very strong.  To demonstrate this I have three volunteer ponies.  Big Macintosh, twilight sparkle, and Roid Rage.

(Roid Rage) yeah!  Roid rage exclaimed.  As I looked at Roid rage I noticed his wings were smaller than my hands.  How could that beefcake of a pony fly?

(Charliee)  we also have Mr. Troll bridge who will demonstrate magic from his world.  First I’d like to start with flying.  Mr. Roid rage if you would…

I then watched as the great monstrosity that was that beefcake pony began flowing into the air.

(Charliee) now then class as you can see Roid rage is now Airborne.  Who can tell me why this is possible?  No answer came from the class.  It is because Roid reaches muscles are less dense and his bones are lighter.  This allows him to fly.  Roid rage could you please demonstrate your load capacity while flying?

(Roid rage) yeah!  He said making up the desk and lifting it into the air.

(Charliee) now than Mr. Roid rage would you kindly help big Macintosh demonstrate his strength?  Roid Range then if put the desk down in flew up to it.  Big Macintosh then walked up and the two grasped each other’s four legs.  I recognize this as an arm wrestle.

(Charliee)  now class as you can see Roid rage is much bigger than big Macintosh.  Who do you think will win?

(the class)  Roid rage!

(Charliee) we shall see.  She then jester to the two ponies giving them the signal to start.

(Roid rage) yeah!  He said as he began the fight.  Flexing his hardest big Macintosh would not budge.  Then with a wave of big Macintosh is hoof he sent Roid rage’s hoof down to the desk.

(Charliee) no class can any pony tell me why big Macintosh won?  The class looked puzzled.

(Charliee)  big Macintosh won because though he is not as both as Roid rage his bones and muscles are very dense.  This means Roid reach could never be in big Macintosh in a strength contest.  Now then would you like to see magic?  The class then got excited.

(Charliee)  OK then this twilight sparkle if you please.  She said just ring to twilight.

(twilight) I’d be happy to.  Twilight’s horn began to glow and she focused her eyes on the class.  Just then the room lit up.  Looking around I cannot tell any difference.

(sweetie bell) I don’t get nothing happened?  She said

(cheery lee) O did it?  All the students then began to look around.  They notice they’re all in different seats.  Twilight had tell ported them randomly around the room.

(troll bridge) that was awesome.  You didn’t even need an ender perl!

(cheerily)  oh yes how could I have forgotten.  Class this is Mr. Troll bridge.  As you can see he square.  Mr. Trowbridge could you please tell the class about yourself and then demonstrate something from your world.

I then told the class about all the things in my world.  Just about all the same stuff I’ve been telling every pony for the past day or two.  When I got to the topic of meat and magic I saw that no pony wanted a demonstration.  So I decided to cut my lecture short.  Every pony in that room filled totally unsettled by when I told them.  That seems to be a recurring theme.

(cheery lee)  OK class I believe it’s time for recess.  Please think Roid rage, big Macintosh, twilight sparkle, and troll bridge.

(The entire class)  think you every pony.  They said in Unison.  They then scampered out the door leaving me and Charliee in the class along.

(troll bridge )Well I’d better catch up to twilight I said.  It was nice seeing you again Mr. charliee.

(Charliee)  O please just call me charliee.  Now I must prepare you for what is about to happen.  If you recall I asked if ponies drank milk.  Well I’m about to get that answer.

My stomach and then garbled I hadn’t fully eaten my breakfast and I was still hungry.

(Charliee) O you sound hungry.

(troll bridge)  yes but it’s OK I still have this piece of cake.  I said pulling a cake out.  I then made the mistake of popping it into my mouth.  Mmmmmmmmmm I said in delight.

(Charliee)  don’t you need to drink some milk with that?

(troll bridge)  O you ponies drink milk?  I said with my mouth full.

(Charliee)  yes of course we do.  She said as she walked away.  Coming back she was holding a glass.  My throat was almost completely stopped up by the cake so without thinking I grasped it and took a big drink.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is delicious.  It’s the best milk I’ve ever had.  Thank you so much.  OK you guys get ready because what I drank was not cow’s milk.

(Charliee) O you like it better than cow’s milk.  I guess it’s a good thing I ran out then.  My eyes then popped open.  This isn’t a cow’s milk?

(Charliee) no account that lives nearby went on vacation so pony vill has been on a small milk shortage…  She will be back tomorrow.

(troll bridge) if this isn’t a cow’s milk….  Where did you get it?  I asked concerned.  (Charliee)  O it’s my milk…  (troll bridge) you mean it’s your milk your milk!!!  I said startled.

(Charliee) yes because I’m around these little ponies all day long it makes me lactate.  I’m so glad you like my milk.  There was then a tiny little man inside my head the only thing he was screaming was.   Why… why… why… why!!...  O why!!!  It then hit me cows in this world must be able to talk like these ponies.  So she probably would not understand how creepy it just was to give me a glass of her own breast milk.  Fighting off every courage to throw up I smiled and handed her back the glass.  Thank you so much Charliee.  I really must be going now.

(Charliee)  if you like it so much which you like to taste it warm.  I hear it so much better that way she said drop in the class to the floor and standing over it.

(troll bridge) no that’s OK I really must be going.  I said trying to make my way to the door.  Honestly it really was the best milk I’ve ever tasted but the fact I was talking to the pony it came from sent me flying towards that door.  Goodbye Charliee will have to see each other again sometime.  Once outside I was able to allow my body to shake and quiver from the thought of what I just done.

Opening up the folder of disturbing memories I placed that when inside.  I then pulled out my map and made my weight to rarities boutique where we would all meet before going to the train station.  That was nasty I set out loud.  I’m ashamed to admit that I kind of want to taste it warm.  Seriously that stuff was good.  Pushing these disturbing thoughts from my mind I saw all rarities boutique in the distance the six ponies were in their dresses and we’re ready to go.  Hello my little ponies I said greeting them.

(every pony) hello troll.

(Rarity) look troll I found the perfect dress to match the shoes you made me.  When you spend your day with me would you mind spending it with my hooves?  This was clearly a request for more hoofware and jewelry.  OK rarity.  Pinky pie then bounced up in front of me.

(Pinky pie) are you ready to have some fun?  Oh pinky pie everyone has fun when you’re around.  To my remark she shot up in the air once more into glowed like the sun.  I appear to be getting used to things in pony vill.

Once at the train station I looked down at the rails.  The first thing that came to my mind was mine carts.  However I saw no dispenser handing them out.  What kind of a railway is this that there are no mine cards?  Twilight then looked me realizing a difference in culture was confusing me.

(Twilight) troll how do we always work in your world?

(Troll Bridge) Well twilight the rails are powered and move you to and from your destination.  There should be a dispenser here that hands out mine cards for one person to ride each.

(twilight) O well pony vill trains are different.  I’d describe some as really big mine cards.  The front one is powered and it pulls a long all the others.  So we will all be in the same mine cart.

(troll bridge) that’s pretty cool.  My mind and then flashback to the milk.  O please let nothing weird happened on the train.  Just one normal moment that’s all I’m asking.

(twilight) did you say something troll?  She asked overhearing my thoughts.

(troll bridge) oh no it’s nothing.

When the train finally pulled up to the station I was amazed by its absolutely magnificent design.  Shore it was pink and covered in frilly things.  But as a machine it amazed me.  I thought for a moment if we could get this kind of mine cart the railway industry would be so much better.

(Train driver) all aboard!!  I heard from the front of the train.  Well we’d better find our seats.  Sitting down I found the seats much more comfortable and some rusty old mine cart.  Me and I’m wishing we had these back home more and more.

(twilight sparkle)  speaking of your home I looked through both pony and human knowledge and I still found no way for you to get back home.  Troll I need to talk to you seriously for a moment what if you have to stay in pony vill for the rest of your life.

I then look to twilight will you said yourself I can sell food from my world and I can make jewelry for money.  The possibility that I may stay here in pony vill with tool forever had not really entered my mind.  Pinky pie then hopped up next to me.

(pinky pie) don’t worry if you do have to live with us forever it will be fun.  Pinky pie did raise a strong argument ignoring the countless awkward moments that would forever star my brain I was having quite a bit of fun here and pony vill.

(troll bridge) thank you pinky pie.  If I do find a way back home I insist you’ll visit me there.  I live in a desert biomes so to be hot do dress appropriately.

(apple jack) you mean naked?

(troll bridge)  sharp as my sword aren’t you.  So twilight who is this princess pony?

(twilight sparkle)  her name as princess CelesteTia.  She is responsible for raising the sun every single day.  She is the ruler of equestria.  So if you do don’t make a bad impression.  I don’t want to have to come visit you in a dungeon.

(troll bridge) don’t worry twilight everything will be fine.  Now you all very well know I’m going to troll the princess but seeing is twilight doesn’t know that I might as well pretend.

That range stopped halfway to cantor lot allowing more passengers to get on.  Well for once things are going to run smoothly.  I said to myself.  No awkward encounters and no………..  I should not have tempted fate I think in these thoughts for sure enough something walked onto the train that would make things awkward.  O notch why do you torment me so?  Of all the ponies that could’ve walked onto the train at this moment it had to be the one that I’d read about previously in the library. Fleur De Lis walked onto the train and sat down right next to me.  I quickly shot a glance at the six ponies telling them not to say a word.  They got the message and I believe they all agreed.  However no one late this slender porn pony in on the secret so of course she tried to start up a conversation.

(Fleur De Lis ) O my you’re that square knight they’ve been talking about in the paper.  I heard you are coming to the party to.  O notch not only were we writing the same train but we’re going to the same party.  Cubes  I thought to myself.  Yes yes I am.  It’s nice to meet you…….  Now here’s where I make a fatal mistake.  I said her name.  Why O why did I have to say her name.

(Fleur De Lis) O you know me?  O!!  You’re a fan.  I can’t believe someone like you would read my magazine!  I’m so happy to meet you Mr. Troll Bridge.  That is your name right?  Yes that’s right.  Well I’m glad to see it’s not only ponies who love my hooves.  Now that we are alone which you like to taste them?  She said putting one of her legs on to my lap.

(troll bridge) alone were not alone?  I looked over at where the six ponies were sitting before.  They fucking left.  They fucking left me all alone with the porn pony!  O when I get my hands on you.

Looking back to the pony I tried to think of some excuse.

(troll bridge) as much as I’d love to do that it’s a…….  Not proper to do it on public transportation.

(Fleur De Lis) very well then have it your way.  We won’t have sex… yet.  But here let me give you a little something for my biggest fan…

(troll bridge)  hey wait what are you…  No….  No……Noooooooooooo!!!

Stepping off the train I wiped the lip stick off my face and spit out the taste of hoof.  A very happy Fleur De Lis walked away blowing me a kiss as she left.  My eyes then glared at the six ponies that also walked on to the platform.  You…  I said displeased.  Why did you leave me all along that pony?

(twilight) we figured for you are such a big fan of hers we shouldn’t get no way.

(pinky pie)  O that’s all we’re doing I thought we’re getting back at him for this morning?

(troll bridge)  do you have any idea what happened in that railroad car.  It wasn’t fun.

(apple jack) what exactly did she do you apple jack asked?

(Trowbridge)  smell my breath and you tell me.  I said bulling a puff of air into apple jacks face.

(apple jack) woooow I think we may have pushed this feller to far every pony.  The six ponies then looked embarrassed.  Sorry troll.  They’ll said.

(troll bridge)  it’s OK I suppose.  Let’s go meet this princess.  Oh yes in twilight here is your magazine back I said pulling the magazine from my inventory handing it to her.  I asked her to sign it for me…..  I just wish that was the only thing she signed.

Looking at cantor lot I was amazed by the city.  Mine may have been big but this was truly a sight to behold.  That’s what she said.  See I still got it.  I walked by many different fountains statues and mosaics.  This place is so amazing.  Twilight didn’t you say you grew up here?

(twilight) yes I did.  I move to pony vill to learn about of magic of friendship.

(troll bridge) friendship?  What do you mean?  Twilight then told me the story about nightmare Moon and how they stopped her.  Apparently they forgot to mention when we first met that the six of them together are the most powerful beings in equestrian.  At long last we made it to the party.  OK I said to myself time to really get back those ponies.  Now rare it is the princess.  I looked up to see a large white pony with wings and Horne.  Her hair moved through the air as if there is an open window.  She wore a crown necklace and shoes that looked even better than the ones I’ve made rarity.  Holy Molly I said.

Walking up to this pony I could not help but feel amazed.  Hello I said.

(the princess) hello Mr. Troll bridge.  Twilight has told me much about you.  Though she assures me you’re safe to be around I must ask you before any more party guests arrive…  How did you come to our world?  Twilight has told me that you seemed to not want to talk about this subject but as the princess I must know.  I looked down at the ground I guess to them this a pretty big deal.  OK very well princess you’ve twisted my arm I’ll tell you everything.  Taking a deep breath I then began my story is started where my story started with you.  Leaving out the enderman flashback it ended with me waking up in the hospital room.  As a turnaround I could see every pony at the party had a small look of sadness and their eyes they obviously pitied me.  I guess death wasn’t even scarier thing in this world and it was in my.

(princess CelesteTia) that does explain why you’re here I am sorry for forcing out this information in front of every pony but you do understand that I had to know.

(Trowbridge) as I understand completely princess I said sincerely.  Looking back at the six ponies who I knew the best I saw that there look of sadness was greater than everyone else is in the room.  I probably should not have told them the story of how me and Pone met.  As the six ponies walked up the princess looked at me and said.  Now that I know best why you’re in this world we can go back to having a proper greeting.  My mind then reacted as quickly as it could.  Quick troll I said to myself.  What is the most politically incorrect thing to do right now?

Her hoof extended closer and closer to me.  Time was running out a few more seconds and then make a good impression was not my intention.  I have to think what is the worst thing I could possibly do right now.  Then I realized there’s a settle in my inventory.  I’ve ridden pigs before and sings this pony was even bigger than me I’m sure she could take my weight.

Ride the pony!  I said to myself as a swiftly jumped on top the princess with the settle.  Sure enough every pony in the room gasped in horror.  I was fighting my hardest to stop the laughter but eventually the few giggles squeak out of me.  The princess started looking around apparently I’d mounted hir so fast she didn’t even notice what happened.  More amazing despite my diamond armor I don’t think my weight was enough to really register in her mind.  Rushing my hand against the fur in Maine of this pony I must admit to being somewhat shocked at how soft and smooth everything was on the pony.

(princess CelesteTia)  where did he go?  Guard did you see where he went?  I looked down at the princess questioning the guard and found it hard not to giggle.  The guard was equally stunned as every other pony in the room.  It was like no one could move in time was frozen.  Eventually however the guard did manage to point his who’ve had me.

(princess CelesteTia) behind me?  The princess then slowly turned her head to see who had settled up and was now ready her back.  O that’s where you went.  Isn’t that a funny way of saying hello.  She then realized why I jumped onto her back she seemed to get quiet pleasure out of my prank but being the princess she did have to maintain order and to punish me for what I done.  Believe me after this punishment I seriously thought about giving up trolling forever.

(princess CelesteTia) well now if this is how you say hello why don’t I gave you my formal greeting.  My brain did not quite add two and two together yet.  But as she slamming to the floor I then realized what she was talking about.  I’d sat on her now was time for her to sit on me.  Blocks…  I said half accepting my fate.

Watching the two larger son shaped cutie marks come down closer and closer to me he thought entered my mind.  Maybe this was a bad idea….. crush.  Fighting to breathe and move beneath the giant ass of the princess I manage to squeeze out a sentence.  Can you please get off me before I die?

(princess CelesteTia)  OK I think you’ve had enough she said as she hopped up off me.  The princess seem to find great humor in the event that just took place.  However looking at all the ponies around the room I saw they found nothing funny about what I just done.

(Rainbowdash)  you don’t ever touch the princess!  She said flying straight up into my face.

(troll bridge) well then maybe you shouldn’t have left me on the train all alone.  I said poking her nose.  The sharp kick to the stomach I got next drilled in the message that this was no laughing matter.  OK OK I get you I said.

The party for the most part went about as well as expected.  Many people voice their opinions about what I’d done some found it funny some found it appalling.  But they all agreed since the princess was OK with it… It wasn’t that big a deal.  I talked to many ponies at that party there were so many different special talents in cutie marks.  I think ponies’ did just about everything.  As for how much they asked about me I thought i was going to lose my voice with how much talking I did.  Everything was so fun for a moment everything was perfect.  But of course in my life nothing can ever be perfect.  As I was talking to some pony who worked on the railway I noticed the room got quiet.

Troll….Troll it’s so cold…..  Troll I know you’re in here it’s so cold.

I looked behind me there in the doorway entering the room was my friend…  Pone? I said.

Troll it’s so cold…..  Please….  Please it’s so cold.

Pone?  I said more confused.  As I got closer to Pone I saw he was not wearing his usual armor.  Rather than iron he was wearing all leather.  He carried a diamond soared in his skin had strange darkness to it.  His head hung low looking at the floor.  He walked as if there’s no strength in his body.  In what was even stranger is that I could see his breath as if it was a cold day outside.  Pone?  I asked  are you OK?

It’s so cold…  It’s so cold…

As his head rose to look at me to step back and shock.  His eyes were black his green permanent frown was twisted into a look of horror.  Troll it’s so cold.  He then raced up his sword.  And on weak legs began to move toward me.  All the ponies in the room quickly backed away to the corners and the guards circled the princess.

(troll bridge)  Pone you’re dead.  I said realizing as to why he looked like that.  What power could have brought you back.  Then I realized Herobrine.  First he killed my friend and now he desecrated his remains.  Troll it’s so cold…..  Please…  Please it’s so cold.  Eventually he drew closer to me.  And I was forced to draw my sword in readiness for his attack.  Pone if you can hear me stop.  I don’t want to have to hurt you.  He ignored my warning and brought his sword down on me.  Though his movements were slow they were strong and I did have some difficulty blocking his attack.  Pone stop this now.  If you don’t I will kill you right here and now.

(Pone) I’m already dead……  It’s so lonely and I’m so cold…..  Please troll I’m so cold.

As I pushed him back apple jack through a rope around him.

(Apple jack)  Come on every pony let’s tie him up.  Despite pone’s struggling they swiftly managed to tie him up.  (Rarity) oh my goodness troll is this really your friend Pone?

(Troll bridge) yes rarity it is.  But from the looks of things he’s been dead for quite a while.  Step back away from him he’s not my friend anymore.  Now he’s only a desecration to his memory.  The six ponies then stepped back away from my friend.  Now I kind of knew from the start that interrogating the dead body wouldn’t be very productive but I tried it anyway.

Pone what happened?  What happened after you died?  Much to my surprise pone’s seem to beat thinking clearly enough to answer my question.

(Pone) he brought me back…..  But it’s still so dark and I’m so cold……..  I was lonely…  I’m still lonely…..  He made me kill them…..  And now it’s so cold..

I focused on something he said.  Pone who did you kill?  Pone who did he make you kill!!?

(Pone) Everyone…..  Troll it’s so dark…  Please help it’s so dark in here…..  Please help me…..  I’m so cold.

He then flexed his arms breaking the ropes free.  As he got up I drew my sword on him.  I could tell his only mission in life now was to kill everything.  My cut was clean and precise the top right corner of his head to the bottom left corner of his head.  It was a guaranteed kill straight through.  Even though I knew I was only cutting the dead body the thought of harming my friend did get me a little.  As Pone fell to the floor the triangular chunk of his head slid off his body.  Blood began slowly leaking from his head.  Despite him now laying on the floor with his head in two separate pieces he still managed to speak.

(Pone) troll…  He’s coming here…  He’s coming to this place…..  If you don’t stop him he’ll kill everyone……..  Please troll help us we’re also cold….  We’re also lonely…..  And it’s so very dark…………  Please troll I’m so cold.

I couldn’t believe those were the last words I would here my friend say.  It was like something from a horror story.  I then looked at all the ponies around the room.  Even the princess was horrified.

End of chapter five.