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My little pony mindcraft fan fiction chapter four the slumber party

Judging from the look twilight is giving me I’d say I just broke another law of physics.  Go on and tell me twilight what have I done?  You just built a house not just some little shack a full blown mansion and only like 10 minutes.  OK now tell me in what way does this break your laws of physics.  Well I suppose it could technically be done but…  O that’s right you guys don’t have an inventory.  I said interrupting twilight’s sentence.  Since you guys do not have the ability to carry large quantities of material that would mean everything would have to be placed one piece at a time.  That would also explain why you’re so impressed by the stories of my city.

Pinky pie then ran up and jumped into my arms.  Can be have a slumber party in your new home?  I thought about it seriously for a moment.  Why of course pinky pie I said earlier that I tried to get to know all of you as well as I can.  I won’t count today as my day was rarity because it only lasted about 3 to 4 hours.  So I’ll tell you what we’ll have a slumber party tonight and organize plans after we come back from cantor lot for me to spend a day with each and every one of you.  I must say I’m looking forward to the day with you I said poking her nose of my finger.

Funny I was expecting such a big reaction to such a heartfelt promise to become friends.  However she simply got out of my arms and walked away.  Did I just do something wrong Apple jack?  No just wait for it…  When pinky pie got back to the place where she was standing previously she then took in a deep breath shot up into the air and began squealing in delight.

O my goodness mental note do not ever support pinky pie in any idea she has its like pouring gasoline on a fire.  Excuse me Mr. Troll Bridge.  Rarity can you please just call me troll?  O why of course.  Troll which you be so kind as to point me to the ladies room in your home.  Oh yes why of course in fact I might as well give you all the grand tour.

As we entered into the home the ponies were amazed.  Honestly to me it did not look like much.  The floors of cobblestone the walls and ceiling more would it only had two stories in the windows for class blocks not pains.  The only real interesting thing about my home currently was the nether stone fire.  That tour went pretty smoothly to show them my wheat farm my pumpkin farm mine melon farm and my reed farm.  Quite the farmer aren’t you apple jacks said.  I don’t wear these overalls for no reason.  The pony seem to enjoy seeing my house.  At the end of the two or it took them to the crafting room where crafted six more beds to put into my room so that every pony had a place to sleep.

Your people are so industrious.  Well you kind of have to be.  What do you mean?  Twilight upon reading did you ever hear of something called the first night?  Oh yes I’ve heard it mentioned many times in your books what is the first night?  The first night is a common pop culture reference in my world.  You see as I’m sure you read in the end of the book I gave you my people simply appear into existence.  Yes so?  Well twilight exactly where do you think they appear.  Twilight stopped and thought about it.  I don’t really know?  And sadly neither do we?  What?  A hero like myself can appear randomly absolutely anywhere in the world.  So for many of us the first night is the most terrifying we know nothing of what lies ahead of us.  If you do not build shelter and weapons by the time the sun goes down you will die.  It’s not known exactly how many noobs have died their first day.

Yay its story time!  Pinky pie said.  What?  Troll why don’t you tell us the story of your first day?  Excellent choice pinky pie that is also the day I chose my name and got my skin.  It’s also the day I met three other friends of mine….  Pone, Cannibal and Mr. Brown.  Yay bedtime story!!!  OK every pony gather around it’s time for a flashback.

It was my very first day in life.  I was filled with wonder just about everything was new to me.  But I had an inner sense…  A kind of instinct if you will.  So following it I found the nearest tree…  And punched it.  Cutting out some would I then set off in making various tools.  It’s funny back then I thought with a wooden sword I could rule the world.  I gathered more would out of instinct.  Of course at this time I did not know what a house was so I didn’t really know why I was gathering all that would.  But eventually I got bored and began to explore.  This my pony friends is when I met my friend Pone.  He was trying to break piece of stone with his bare hand.  Excuse me?

What are you doing?  O I’m just trying to break this piece of stone.  Well I have a feeling you can’t do it like that.  Try this I said giving him I pick axe.  He then finished breaking the piece of stone and collected it.  Wow that work so much better than my hand.  So do you know what I do now?  What?  Well I had the feeling I needed to break this piece of stone I don’t really know why?  I’ve been doing this kind of stuff all day long; don’t really know why I’m supposed to be doing it.

I thought to myself for a moment.  Well I think it’s for something important.  Say what am I supposed to call you anyway?  What do you mean Pone asked?  Well it feels like we’re supposed to have names are something.  Either that or we just say hey you to each other for the rest of our lives.  Pone seem to beat deep in thought.  OI don’t know.  You’re wearing a blue shirt maybe I should call you blue.  That won’t work you’re wearing a blue shirt.  Now that you mention it I think we both look the same.

Will let’s not dwell no something like this I have the strange is feeling we’re wasting time.  Time?  Actually now that you mention it I have that feeling too he said.  We both looked up and the sun it was beginning to go down.  Hey if that thing goes down how will we see?  I don’t know.  Maybe this cobblestone has the answer.  Through a series of experiments we made a cobblestone furnace and eventually came coal and torches.  Lighting up the area we preceded to make cobblestones swords.  Hell yeah we must be as the strongest people around with these.

As you can see where we’re very optimistic back then it helps when you’ve never seen a mob in your entire life.  But that was about to change though our perimeter was fully lit beyond it mobs began to spawn.  Hey he’s got a blue sure to.  You’re right and he’s walking upright like us to.  Our tents and talking to that pig proved in vain.  Yeah but he was tasty Pone said taking a bite out of a cooked pork chop.  Hey you come on in to the light we can’t see you!  Pone shouted.

The figure obliged our request arms forward as it came at us.  Hey he’s green?  Dude get your sword ready I don’t think he’s a friend.  O hell I was right four he charged us.  It grabbed Pone dragging him to the ground.  As it was biting into his arm my instincts took over.  Swinging my sword they choked off its head.  Blood squirted out of the wound spraying onto ponies face.  Gross poen said spitting out some of the blood.  Are you OK?  Yes I’m fine but what the hell was that thing?

I think it was called a zombie?  How do you know?  I don’t just have a feeling.  Boy were just having all sorts of feelings today aren’t we.  Hey dude what’s that thing behind you?  What?  Now came the encounter we would never forget.  Every noob had this encounter at lease once his life.  If you live to learn from it make sure it never happens again.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss what the FUCK boom!!!  The explosion through us both back.  Creeper I can feel it that thing was called a creeper.  Yes well at things sucked.  Pone quickly got up and began to swear.  Hey you bitches can suck my cubes.  I should probably specify by cubes we mean Testicles… that’s right there square.

Unfortunately for us the mobs heard pone’s swearing and used it as confirmation that we’re not dead.  We then spent the rest of the night running.  I can’t really tell you how far we ran.  I mean we started out in a forest then we’re in a jungle in the next minute we knew snow nothing but snow as far as the eye could see.  But when we went through it all and eventually we were back in the forest the sun finally came up.  Is every night going to be like this?  I hope not It makes me hungry to fight like this.  He then took out one of the pork chops we had been stuffed it into his face.  Dude hunger?  It’s the hunger that’s getting you down not the exploding creepers?  Oh no I hated creepers it’s just that right now the hungers the only thing bothering me.  You’re an idiot I said.  What some idiot?  I don’t really know yet but I’m sure it’s something bad.

Looking up another zombie charge for us.  Oh come on another one?  However the sun light seem to burn his skin.  O so that’s why the only showed up at night.  Looked into were safe those things can’t leave the shadows.  O yeah where you going to do now creeper?  Pone’s said gloating to a nearby creeper.  it then walked into the sunlight.  O shit.

Run!  Dud we’ve got to keep running.  We ran until we’re cornered there’s nowhere to go a large stone wall stood before us.  O man we’re screwed.  It was nice knowing you whenever you name is.  It was nice knowing you to guy that looks just like me.  As the creeper began to hissss.  We thought we’re done for.  However moments before it detonated we saw a flash.  And the creepers head fell from its body.

A green zombie wearing some of the most sophisticated gentleman’s clothing I’ve ever seen revealed himself from behind the dead body.  He spoke in a manner of sophistication I’ve never heard well that is until I met you rarity.  I say you seem to both be in a spot of bother.  Did this ruffian give you much trouble?  We both simply shook their heads yes grabbing onto each other like frighten children.  O my it would appear that you both are noobs.  I say cannibal do control your appetite long enough to come.  There are noobs.  Noobs?  What a dangerous place to spawn are the pour things all right?  We heard as from behind a tree popped out one of the most pink and colorful heroes I’ve ever seen.  She rivaled even pinky pie with how much joy and delight was invested in two her skin.  Hello their boys.  You’re not hurt are you?  They appear to be uninjured.  This hedonist creeper was about to off them both I’m afraid.  I cannot quite place that gentleman zombies accent.  Tell me boys do either of you have some form of infrastructure?  What we asked.  A dwelling.  We both looked to the pink one.  Can you understand Mr. Fancy pants over here?

Actually my name is Mr. Brown and I’m not fancy eye in the gentleman.  He said as he took a dignified pose.  O my where my manners the pink one said.  My name as cannibal it’s very nice to meet you both.  What Mr. Brown was asking you is did you build a house?  What is a house?  We both asked.  Boy this must be both of your first days.  It’s a good thing we found you it’s always such a shame when noobs die.  Mr. Brown then walked up no names and you both have the defaults skin.  If only I were so young.

Mr. Brown we better get these noobs to the nearby railway station.  There are no suitable biomes for such beginners in this place.  You’re right cannibal.  Come with us boys we must take you to safety.  Cannibal why is your named cannibal we both asked?  Cannibal was about to speak when Mr. Brown stopped her.  Excuse me cannibal but I shall do the pleasure of introducing you.  You may have the pleasure of introducing me I believe that is the fair trade yes?  Go right ahead Mr. Brown.  My friend cannibal here simply loves the taste of zombie flesh.  When the two of us we’re noobs she was forced to eat it or starve.  After she developed and unity to its toxic of fact she became addicted.  That’s why we’re out here she just can’t help herself around fresh meat.  As we both looked at the pink freely girl disgust we noticed in her hand was a large piece of flesh that she was eating.  It’s really not that bad.  I just love it.  Though everyone calls me crazy I think it makes my boobs nice and big.  Please woman control your vulgarity around such minors.  O you’re no fun Mr. Brown.  Don’t worry boys as soon as Mr. Brown here is gone you can both play with them all you like.  This was my first blush an embarrassment.  To clarify yes me and cannibal went out for a while but that’s not in this flashback.

Cannibal are you forgetting something Mr. Brown said.  Oh yes this is Mr. Brown he chose that name because he feels it is dignified.  That’s pretty much it…  She then crouched and whispered.  I think he’s just a big uptight blow heart.  Miss cannibal!  He said sternly.  Cannibal only laughed.  O very well there’s nothing I can do with you.  Come boys unless you wish to stay here with the creepers.  We both looks each other in quickly followed the two people who obviously knew what they’re doing.

As we walked closely behind them the rough wilderness terrain was replaced with a cobblestone road.  Walking along the road we came across the remains of an enderman.  Why I never.  Those brutes you call iron golem always leave such a mess.  Now Mr. Brown without iron golems walking around this place would be almost uninhabitable.  Yes but do they have to make such a mess.  While they were talking I saw something shining from the enderman’s corpse.  Something I didn’t quite understand possessed me to walk up and pluck out around shining ball.  By round I mean pixilated but hey it’s the closest thing we had to round.  What’s that Pone asked.  I don’t know it just felt like I should take it.  Mr. Brown then looked over why my boy you found an ender pearl.  How very lucky of you.  With that you can Teleport just about anywhere.  Well anywhere you can chop the darn thing.  Do we mindful of where you’re throwing it though.

As we continued to walk we came across a bridge.  Now if you’ve been paying attention my name is Troll Bridge so of course this is the bridge where I got my name.  As we walked up to it Mr. Brown pointed to a lever on the other side.  We must figure out a way across this bridge only pulling that lever will allow us to cross.  I looked down at what was supposed to be a bridge is floor.  They’re all trapdoors and so long as the lever remained untouched there in their open position.

O I know I said with glee.  Checking the ender pearl across the bridge I then felt myself sucked to the other side.  Good job my fine fellow now if you’d be so kind as to allow us to get over.  I looked at the switch and pulled it.  The trap doors went down allowing my three companions to cross.  However I felt something deep inside me well up.  This was my first impulse to troll.  As they’re of all halfway across the bridge I grab the lever And flipped it.  They all gave the startle yelp as they fell into the waters below.  I say you trolling little cheeky rapscallions!  I burst out laughing.  Troll…  I rather like that.  Troll…  From this day forth I shall be known as Troll Bridge I said jumping into the waters below.

As I came up from beneath the waters Pone’s stared at me with a surprise look on his face.  What’s wrong dude?  Why troll you’ve just got your skin.  Cannibal said.  O you’re an enderman.  And I believe you’re wearing some form of clothing.  I looked down at the water’s reflection.  Sweeping away the little squares of my old skin I found her statement to be true.  O hell yeah.  I’m Troll Bridge.  Troll Bridge the enderman!  I said with some form of excitement.  Why are you wearing overalls?  Poen asked.  Looking down I realize that the clothing and was wearing was indeed overalls.  That strange.  Come on you rapscallions Mr. Brown interrupted.  We still have quite a ways to travel.

When we all got out of the water and once more on the path he thought quickly entered my mind.  O one moment you guys…  I have to go check on something.  I then ran behind a tree.  Now my skin just changed.  There certain things I wish to know about myself.  I’m doing my overalls I looked down.  Good still the same size the colors a bit weird though.  Rejoining the group from behind the tree I found three different expressions.  Mr. Brown was one of laughter.  Cannibal’s was one of frustration.  And Pone’s was one of confusion.

Cannibal was the first to speak.  Why is it that every time a boy gets his skin the first thing he thinks to do is to check and see how it affected his Dick?!!  Now now my dear Mr. Brown said it’s just something in human nature.  I looked onto the conversation with shock.  I wasn’t…  I mean it was totally something else.  Oh please my boy you think I spawned yesterday?  I gave up the argument.  Miss cannibal I would say Mr. Troll’s need to look at his penis is just as natural as your obsession with your breasts.  Hey now Mr. Brown first you boys are gross.  And second my boobs might as well be made of magic.  ‘cause that’s all they are right noobs?  Both me and Pone looked away too shy to comment.  Eventually we made it to the railway station.

Now than you boys this is a map of the entire area.  You see this spot right here.  He said showing us a map.  Yes.  This spot is perfect for a noob.  It’s a desert by ohm.  Though it’s hot the entire thing is very well lit.  No mobs will ever spawn here.  Plus there’s a village so you will not get lonesome.  Do stop by my manner sometime I would rather enjoy your visit.  Oh yes will most certainly do that Mr. Brown.  O white boys.  I almost forgot cannibal ran up and grabbed both of our hands.  You never got topop a feel.  Stuffing our hands into her shirt we felt the sweet pillows of wonder that would forever fill our dreams.  Of course being so young our faces quickly shot red and I think Poen got a nose bleed.  Miss cannibal can you please refrain from such sexual activities in public.  If you wish to play with the noobs you can at least have the decency to go to their house.  You’re no fun Mr. Brown.  So does either of you noobs know how to ride a mine cart?

We both looked at her confused.  I’ll take that as a no she then walked over to a place where rails were set against cobblestone blocks.  All you have to do this place the carts here.  Now make sure you jump off them at the neck station.  And good luck I’ll be coming to the town to visit you both in a few days.  Jumping into the mine cards were stared at cannibal.  I don’t get it we given them and then what?  And then this Mr. Brown said as he pulled the lever causing the rails to become powered.  We both flew off out of the station.  And along the train trestle which took a safely to our destination.

Wow this view is incredible.  I’ll say it’s really cool pinky pie said poking her head out of the cart.  What Pinky Pie get out of the flashback you’re not supposed to be in here!!!  OK she said sadly disappearing into the mine cart.  When we got to the station in the desert way hopped out of our mine cards and set off to build our homes.  This would be the beginning of our adventures.

So my ponies would you think of my very first day of life itself?  Scary flutter shy said I read about those creeper things in the book I was reading this sounds so much scarier in your story.  Rainbowdash then flew up to me I think you’re story could use some more fighting and action.  A chop the head off a zombie what more do you want i asked?  Does cannibal really eat that meet twilight asked?  Now twilight I think we are detached on the subject of my people eating meat.  That will give it to you and listed kind of cross me out the way she eat zombie flesh.  Speaking of that girl apple jack began while pushy talking about when she said boobs?  I looked down at the ponies chests.  O you guys don’t have boobs it’s nothing you need to worry about.  As a right here twilight asked just rent or chest.  Yes.  O apple jack I read that in the anatomy book.  She then began to whisper he was talking about what they feed their little Ones with.  O you mean the milk makers now we have them.  She then hopped up spreading her legs revealing that their breasts were down low on their stomachs much like a cow’s.  Wire boys in your world so interested in them?  I mean boys in our world like them to but you seem like a bit better?  I don’t think we need to have this discussion you ponies.  In fact I’m starting to feel kind of tired I said forcing a yawn.  Good night I said getting into bed.

Yeah I guess he’s right twilight agreed tomorrow we have to go to miss charliee’s lecture on magic and then we have to go to the party in cantor lot.  That’ll be a very busy day.  I’ll turn off the lights and we can get some rest.  My eyes shot open what?  O twilight said I read that in your world you never turn off the lights.  Don’t worry no mobs spawn in equestria.  She used her magic to dim the lights and five ponies quickly went to sleep.  Only fluttershy was still a wake.  Are you afraid of the dark?  She asked know it’s what’s in the dark.  I replied.  She jumped out of her bed and ran across the room to mine.  She then got into the covers and crawled right next to me.  I’m afraid of both of them.  You mind if I sleep with you.  Go ahead…  I squeeze the pony out of fear for what might spawn right next to me.  It was at this point in time that fluttershy just had to ruin the mood.  Troll.  Yes fluttershy you’re kind of…  Kind of what?  Your hand is touching my breasts.  I quickly took my hands away mumbling something even I don’t know trying to clear the thick awkward from the air.  It’s OK that felt kind of good like the nice massage at the spa i go to every week.  You can keep going if you want?  Flutter shy let’s just go back to being terrified of the dark please.  Once more a memory we must never ever ever ever ever look back upon.

End of chapter four