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My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter seven a day of twilight

We were all relaxing in the garden cadence was still trying to keep me from doing any physical activity are getting too excited.  Twilight and shining armor kept laughing about the way she was baby me.

(Cadence)  I’m so happy today we get to spend the whole day together twilight.  Kane said with glee.

(Twilight)  not just that I could spend a day with my brother too.  We almost never did spend time together even if we are family now.

(Troll)  O yeah nobody pay me any mind.  The three ponies then looked at me embarrassed.

(Twilight)  o no we’re happy to be with you to troll it’s just….  Twilight trailed off not knowing what to say.

(Troll)  it’s cool twilight I understand you’re excited to be with your follsitter and brother.

(Twilight) O you do.

(Troll)  well know I don’t get it at all where I come from we don’t have babysitters and we don’t have brothers.  Maybe villager would have an easier time understanding you.

(Cadence)  your world seems so strange I’ve only heard the second him stories twilight told me would you mind answering a few questions?

(Troll)  go for it.  I replied.  She then began the series of questions that were very similar the questions I’ve already told countless ponies before her.  It seems to really confuse her when I told her about trees and how they didn’t fall when you cut into them.  But eventually the string of questions came to a halt as she could think of no more.  My legs were stiff from sitting so long so I tried to stand up.

(Cadence) don’t push yourself too hard I don’t know what your body will do under stress yet.

(Shining armor) don’t worry I’m sure he’ll be fine.

(Troll)  it’s nice to see someone still has confidence in me.  Standing up at a few steps they were wobbly but I was walking.  As I walked around to stretch my legs I continue the conversation with the three ponies.  So twilight what is the follsitter?  For once twilight did not looked confused by my questioning I think she’s getting used to me not understanding this world.

(Twilight)  a folasitter is someone who watches small children when their parents cannot.  Cadence was mine and she was the best folasitter ever.  Twilight said.  When I looked over shoes now facing cadence and then began doing a little ritual.

(Twilight and cadence)  sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake clapped her hooves and do a little shake.  They both said musically.  With this chant came a strange little dance.

(Troll)  I’m guessing that something you do with the kids you take care of?

(Cadence)  yes it is.  Twilight here was one of my favorite foals.

(Troll)  yes well in my world we have no childhood so such things never come to be.  As a sling this sentence I tried to walk while talking.  Sure enough this split focus cause me to fall flat on my face.  Before falling flat on my face wasn’t that bad because my face was flat but now my extended snout counted against the ground and hurt like hell.  Ouch I exclaimed.

(Cadence)  oh my goodness are you all right she said of rushing over to me.  Let me see your boo boo she said lifting of my face.

(Shining armor) twilight did she act this way when you’re little?  He whispered to twilight.

(Twilight)  yes but I don’t know why she’s doing it to him?  Cadence you know he’s not a child right?

(Troll)  before I could think of the difference in culture and biology I made the mistake of adding to twilight sentence.  For goodness sakes woman I’m five years old I don’t need your help.

Every pony’s eyes shot open and glared at me.  You are five years old they all said?

(Troll) yes I’m five years old so I think I’m do a little respect.  I said forcefully not knowing.

(Cadence)  oh my goodness Troll your five years old.  You’ve kill things in your only five years old.  I’m responsible for the mutation of a five year old.

(Troll)  it finally hit me the fighters old was not what I thought it was.  Wait you keep saying I’m only five years old how old are all of you?

(Twilight) troll all of the kids inch miss Charliee’s class you went to our older than five.  In fact you’re not even old enough to go to school yet.  How can you be so young?

(Troll)  twilight remember the bedtime story I told every pony during the slumber party.  I was only 8 hours of old and I chopped zombies head off.  We’re born as soldiers we lived as bloody warriors and we usually die anywhere between our first day in our first year.  The three ponies looked shocked as I told them this.  My people don’t age the way we are is the way will be unless your skin changes of course.

(Cadence)  it’s so sad how could anything be born into the world and be faced with such horrible things.  She then embraced me in a hug and started crying sympathetic tears.

(Troll)  hey now stop that I’m no child and I most certainly am not your foal.  I said sternly.

(Shining armor) well actually troll you kind of are.  What?  I said expecting him to say something bad.  You see troll when my wife casts a spell on you to make you except pony blood she need to first enchant some pony blood to put into you.  That blood was hers.  It was her blood that caused your transformation.  So I guess in a way she’s kind of like your mom.

(Troll)  one I have no mother and two why are you encouraging her?

(Shining armor) she’s my wife I support her in just about everything she does.

(Troll)  I sighed out of frustration.  You’re no use to me I said to shining armor.  And you are not my mother I said forcefully to cadence.  However as I said this my stomach growled.

(Cadence)  dear you’re hungry luckily I packed a saw lunch.  Of course maybe you don’t want the lunch you’re…  Mommy packs for you.  She then gave me a look that conveyed the fact she was fucking with me.  However she did have a small hint of sincerity to it.  I hope that doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass.

(Troll)  O whenever we just eat.  As we all sat down for food I could feel my stomach preparing itself.  After my transformation into this weird pony creature I found my likings for food has changed slightly.  I still love to eat meet and refuse to give it up.  But I must say the taste of flowers and other plant material I would never dream of eating before now was great.

In my lunch I had fish roses and hay fries.  Hell yeah I said stuffing my face.  The other ponies lunches were just like mine minus the meat.

(Cadence) O I wish you wouldn’t eat meat it’s not right for ponies to eat meat.

(Troll) cadence I am only half a pony.  Besides only half of my meal is meat.

(Shining armor) now cadence we can’t tell him what to do he is five years old after all.  Say troll I’ve been meaning to ask you….  When we get back to pony vill later on today can I borrow that book on mobs.  I’d like to know what I’m up against when we go to the nether.

(Troll)  actually I’ve been thinking of the very same thing.  In my world there used to be a school that could teach noobs how to fight mobs.  It’s no longer around anymore but I did graduate top of my class and I’d be happy to give you all a crash course in fighting.

(Shining armor) that’s great….  Why is it no longer around?  He asked

(Troll)  O after I graduated they were practicing fighting creepers with TNT blocks.  Something happened and caused the stockpile to detonate.  The founder of the school was dead and they relied solely on the students repaying their loans.  Unfortunately it was not enough to cover the damage and the school had to close.

(Shining armor) what is it like fighting those mobs?  He asked

(Troll)  it’s not something that is easy to explain…  I guess you just have to find out for yourself.

(Twilight)  well I have to fight them to?  She asked her question gave me pause.  I’d been thinking about whether not the six ponies could handle a fight.

(Troll)  twilight I hope not……  Twilight I said looking her.  I want you to promise me something.  I said.

(Twilight)  what is it?  Troll?

(Troll)  I want you promise me no matter what you see in my world no matter what horrors we face you won’t change.

(Twilight)  change what do you mean change?

(Troll)  cadence pointed out something that I’d like you to think about.  I’m five years old and from what you’ve told me five years old should still be age of innocence.  Well twilight do I look innocent to you?  I kill things, I eat meat, and you saw me chop my friends had in two and not even shed its single tear.  I’ve only known you ponies for a few days in each one of you has shed tears for me just in sympathy.  So I want you promise you’ll stay that’s cute little pony.  The worst thing I can imagine is letting my world rub off on you.

(Twilight)  O….  That is i…..  Troll I promise….  No I pinky pie promise.  I will always stay this cute little twilight pony.  She then stood up.  Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.  She said doing several strange movements which ended with her covering up one of her eyes.

(Troll)  before I ask does that promise involve pinky pie in any way?

(Twilight)  she’s the one who made up trust me you can never break a pinky promise.

(Troll)  well good enough for me.

When we finished eating I continued spending the day was twilight cadence and shining armor.  We visited many different sites one of which was twilight’s old home before she moved to pony vill.  Eventually both I and twilight managed to convince cadence to allow me to practice magic.  She seemed to have it in her head that the strain would do some form of bodily harm.

(Twilight)  OK troll try this spell.  She said presenting me with a book.  Focusing on the page I concentrated….  As I did this my hands began to glow.  They grew brighter and brighter until to my surprise I had made a full wooden door out of nothing.  I even managed to put push plate in front of it so open and close automatically.

(Troll) O hell yeah this magic stuff as the bomb.

(Twilight)  that’s great troll let’s try another…  Let me see where was that book she said turning around to face the shelf.  As she did this she was forced to begin contorting her body in various fashions to look both high and low for a particular book.  Now I turn you to the little man inside my head I believe you’d call him my conscience.

As twilight’s moved about looking for the book I cannot help notice her flank was in full view.  My eyes traced the way it was around and moved back and forth.

(Troll’s conscience) dude what are you doing?

I kept steering a few thoughts even went through my head like how could I get a better view.  And why do I want to?  Eventually I notice my heart rate increased slightly in my breathing was no longer coming from my nose but was now out my mouth.

(Troll’s conscience) hey stop that!  That is a pony and your friend stop staring at her ass!

(Cadence)  when are you staring at she asked breaking my concentration.  I was caught and I quickly had to come up with a lie to tell cadence and myself.  Honestly even I didn’t know why I was checking out twilight’s ass.

(Troll)  cadence now that I’m a pony well I’d get one of those cutie marks like twilight has?

(Cadence)  that’s actually a good question you might have one already we never really checked down there back in the hospital…..  I guess there was something distracting us from it she said referring to give reference the way my junk was very different than the ponies.

(troll)  actually I’d like to know my queue mark looks like I said pulling down my parents slightly only revealing the portion of fur that should bear my cutie mark.  Much to my surprise I actually did have one.  It was a pixilated diamond soared with a pixilated diamond pick acts there were both crossed over what appeared to be an ender pearl.

(Shining armor)  wow that’s one cutie mark.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen the pony with a weapon as his cutie mark he said looking at the sword.

(Cadence)  that must be the ender pearl I’ve heard about.  She said

(Troll)  hey…  Now that I have these weird magical hands I bet I don’t even need an ender pearl.  I said remembering what twilight did in the classroom.  I then focused as hard as I could tried to remember the same feelings I got when throwing an ender pearl and also focused on where I wanted to Teleport.  Much to my surprise it worked.  I was now standing right behind cadence.

(Cadence)  oh my goodness where did the little darling go?  She asked

(Shining armor)  ha  ha  he’s right behind you.  I guess it makes sense.  He wouldn’t have that cutie mark if he couldn’t already Teleport.

(Cadence)  please don’t do that again troll at least not until you’re fully recuperating.  Once again she sounded like my mother…  All the sudden I’m not so sad about not having one.

(Troll)  for notch’s sake women relax I’m not going to hurt myself.  It’s a good thing you’re never around when I learned how to play with TNT.

(Twilight)  found it!  I found a book troll.  What did I miss?

(Shining armor)  O you know first troll was checking out your ass then he lied and said he was curious about cutie marks then he actually got curious and as it turns out he has one and its for all the stuff he normally does.

(Twilight)  that’s nice….  Wait……  He was checking out my what?

(Troll Bridge) nothing.  I said forcefully.  Say when does the train leave to pony vill anyway?

(Cadence)  actually Troll’s right that train will arrive soon we shod make our way there.  We should have just enough time to stop on a few sites before we go.  She said as she began walking towards the door.

Before we left I had to go back to the hospital to pick up my things.  My armor no longer fit me so I had to make necessary adjustments.  Two holes in the back of the chest piece for my wings and one hole in the pants for my tale.  The boots needed reshaped altogether.  As a check my inventory I found I only had three spaces.  O blocks I said.  It wasn’t that big a deal though.  Using a chest and leather I fashion together a backpack which hung on the back of my armor right between my wings.  I must say I’m rather happy with the way I looked in my new armor and skin.

(Troll)  is every pony ready?  I asked

(Cadence)  yes come now let’s go…  Troll when we get to the train I’d like you to sleep on the way to pony vill.  She said

(Troll)  oh come on…  How long are you going to do this concerned for my wellbeing thing?  I asked getting frustrated with her constant worrying about me.  Honestly I was little bit glad she cared about me at first but in my world you’re on your own from the start so her constant care for me grew somewhat annoying.

(Cadence)  well seen as your current state of body is all my fault I’m not going to stop.  If you don’t like it then too bad.

(Troll) whatever….  I guess there’s no point in arguing about it.  I said in defeat.

On the way to the train station twilight and I had a long conversation about books and other things she liked.  Good lord twilight you’re smarter than my friend Brain Buster 411.

(Twilight)  who is that?  She asked.

(Troll)  O just one of my friends.  He’s very smart but we don’t get to talk much.  You probably already know of him.

(Twilight)  how would I have already met him?  She asked confused by my statement.

(Troll)  O he published and wrote many of the books you’ve read from my world.  He observes in Wright’s downed just about anything.  If the knowledge exists I can guarantee you Brain Buster knows it.

When we finally arrived at the train station I saw five other familiar ponies.  Hello every pony I said as I walked up to them.

(Pinky pie)  hey troll so if today’s your day with twilight what is tomorrow…..  O is it with me…..  I hope that with me.  She said happily.

(Troll)  sorry pinky pie tomorrow fluttershy and I must go to zecora’s and do a few things.  So as you can guess I’m going to make that day by day with fluttershy.  Pinky pie then had a sad look on her face.

(fluttershy)  O um troll?.....

(Troll) Yes fluttershy?

(fluttershy)  can you be shore…  That is if it’s not too much trouble…  To bring some Potion ingredients and other supplies.  I’m sure zecora can make the most out of them.

(Troll)  O yes I did over here twilight asking you about plants and stuff.  I take it one of you found the books on potions and my right.

(fluttershy) um….  Yes.  She said with a small squeak at the end.

Not going to lie that was cute.  When we all boarded the train cadence looked me.

(Troll)  why are you looking at me like that?  I asked

(Cadence)  come on.  You need to get your rest.  You can lean on me while you sleep.

(Troll)  I gave a sigh frustration.  I’m not even tired.  I said

(Cadence)  that’s what my magic is for now would you please just come over here.

(Troll)  no  look I’m fine I’m at peak physical health.

(Cadence)  very well you leave me no choice….  She said as she crossed her four legs and puffed out her lower lip.

(Troll)  what are you doing?

(Twilight)  O  I remember when she use that trick on me I guarantee you troll it works every time.

(Troll)  what trick I asked looking at cadence…..  She was pouting in trying to make her eyes as big as possible.   No not those cute pony eyes.  I said trying to not look.

(Cadence)  O won’t you pretty please come take a nap right here beside me.

(Troll)  shining what do I do?  I asked hoping he had an answer.

(Shining armor)  sorry dude that trick works on me to.  Nothing you can do but give in.

(Troll)  O blocks I said in frustration.  Fine scoot over.  As I sat down next to her she pressed her face up against mine once again her magic knocked me out.

(Cadence) wake up…  Wake up troll…  We’re here.

Opening up my eyes I could see we’re back to pony vill.  Good I said stretching the nap making my neck very stiff.  Finally were back home.  All the ponies then dispersed they each have their own things to take care of this left me and twilight along to spend some time together.

(troll)  so twilight tomorrow I’d like every pony to come to my house early in the morning.

(twilight)  OK why?  She asked

(troll)  shining armor asked me to teach you all about mobs that’s what I intend to do.  Be warned twilight you may not like what I have to teach you that you have to learn it.

(twilight)  don’t worry I’m sure I can take it.  And I’ll remember our pinky promise.

(troll)  good…  Also could you please come over here for a moment?  I said as I plopped a crafting table onto the floor.

(twilight)  um…  OK?

(troll)  I’m going to make you all iron armor and diamond swords.  Just in case you need them of course.  Now that twilight please lay on the crafting table.  I need to make your armor and every other ponies armor.  Twilight then laid on the table I made quick work of making every pony’s armor.  With fluttershy in Rainbowdash I just had to guess where their wings would be but it really wasn’t that big a deal.

(twilight)  this armor is a little heavy but it’ll work.  So troll how do I look?

Oh my notch she was one of the most cute little ponies I’ve ever seen all dressed up in that armor as if she could actually hurt someone.  Of course I did not tell her she looked even less threatening in the armor so I had to lie.

(troll)  absolutely terrifying I believe you will scare the mobs away.  I said

(twilight)  so are we going to enchant the armor now?  She asked taking off her helmet.

(troll)  of course now that I’m a pony it’ll be so much easier now that my magic is generated from me and not the death of living creatures.

We then walked over to the enchantment table and began deciding on what to give each pony.  In the end we figured it would be best give them a wide array of offensive spells.  I made short to give each pony’s sword the highest level of enchantment against the undead.  After all I had a feeling Pone was not the only friend I’d have to kill.

After I’d made the armor I then showed twilight a couple of fighting stance is I think she should remember.  I even tried to teacher how to swing the blade however his strength proved inadequate and I couldn’t stop that sword with just my bare hands.  Oh well I said I guess it might be better if the cute little pony like you can’t fight.  Me and twilight continued talking about ourselves and what we like to do.  I could feel we’re becoming good friends.  Pinky pie would be so happy I thought.  Before I left twilight looked at me.

(twilight)  come on just wants…..  Please she said looking his cute as possible.

(troll)  OK fine I can’t resist your any longer.  I must admit I’ve been waiting to do this all day.  Me and twilight then stared into each other’s eyes.  We grew closer and closer to one another until finally……..

(troll and twilight)  sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake clapped your hooves and do a little shake.  We then both laid on the ground and laughed.  Well twilight I’ll see you tomorrow.  Goodbye I said giving her a hug.

(twilight)  good by troll we’ll all see you tomorrow morning.

End of chapter 7