The End of a Square World.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter eight fluttershy’s turn

Good morning every pony I said greeting the ponies into my home.  Yesterday it was my day with twilight and today was my day with fluttershy.  However I’d been asked by shining armor to assist in training every pony to fight mobs.  Unfortunately this means I must gauge their abilities.  I take no pride in what I’m about to do but it must be done.

(Troll)  every pony come with me.  I said leading the ponies to an underground room.

(Rarity)  troll where we going?  She asked

(Troll)  them sorry rarity I can’t tell you in fact no pony is allowed to talk.  This is part of your training to fight mobs that’s all you need to know.

(Shining armor) troll you seem to have a worried look on your face what exactly is this training going to be?  He asked concerned

(Troll)  I’m sorry…  I’m so sorry but I have to do this….  Now no pony is allowed to talk until it’s over.

We continue walking to the room.  Before we entered several thoughts went in to my mind.  Are they going to think I’m a monster?  Are they going to hate me for what I’m about to do?  I guess I wouldn’t blame them.  For such innocent creatures I imagine this is going to be the most horrible moment of their lives.

We then made it into the room it was empty the only thing inside was two chests in a machine.  The machine had three levers.  One was labeled load.  The second was labeled shoot.  And the third was labeled store.  This was the device street underneath the chicken coop.  Its entire purpose was to kill chickens.  I did not tell any pony this.  I merely ask them…

(Troll)  every pony lineup and sit down.  I said as they all obeyed my command.  Now know talking just watch and do as I say.

I pulled the first lover.  The machine made a few noises and eventually a chicken plopped down into a little glass box.  There was a dispenser right next to this box.  It was filled with arrows.  No pony had yet figured out what I was doing but they stared trying to figure it out.  I then took a few steps over to the second lever and Reston my hand upon it.  Looking back at the ponies I saw some of them had figured out what the purpose of this machine was.  Tears begin to wilt in all their eyes.  With a heavy heart I pulled the lever.

An arrow shot out ending the chicken’s life.  Fluttershy screamed as she buried her head in her hooves trying to block out the horror.  All the ponies were absolutely disgusted by what they just seen but they did not say a word.  I then reach for the third lever and pulled in which cause the chicken to disappear in to a chest.

(Troll)  now then every pony wait outside no talking.  O except you flutter shy.

(fluttershy)  what…..what…..why?

(Troll)  I said no talking.  Now come here!

I placed fluttershy in front of the first lover.

(Troll) pull it.  I said trying to hide my sorrow for making the pony do this.

(Flutter shy)  no please don’t make me……..  Please I don’t want to.

(Troll)  pull it!!!  I shouted.

Flutter shy then reached up and pulled the lever causing a chicken to enter into the glass box.  I then moved fluttershy to the second lever.

(Troll)  pulled it.  I said

(Flutter shy) please no….  Please…  Please don’t make me….  I don’t want to.  I don’t want to pull it….  Please…  Please don’t make me!  As she said that she burst into tears and fell to the ground.

(Troll)  OK that’s all I need to see.  Don’t tell any of the other ponies.  Just go.   O yeah and send another one in.

As she left I quickly reset the machine so that’s no pony could see fluttershy didn’t pull the second lever.  After she left apple jack stormed into the room.

(Apple jack) what the hey is this all about?  You’ve got some nerve doing this!

(Troll)  I said no talking explanations will come after your lesson.

I then performed the same steps with apple jack that I did with fluttershy when we got the second lever she acted very similar.  Not fully broken into tears that I can tell there’s no way should pull it.

(Troll)  OK apple jack that’s enough please go and please send in another pony remember no talking.

Twilight then enter the room.

(Twilight)  I know which are doing your testing us to see if we can kill.  I assure you we can’t.

Twilight manage to pull the first letter.  But gave up on the second she did not cry though she merely left the room and sent in the next pony.

Pinky pie burst into tears the second she touch the floor of the room.  I couldn’t even get her to look at the first lever.  Rainbowdash managed to turn the second lever half the way but gave up right before the arrow fired.  Rarity respectfully refused and only shining armor and cadence were left.

Much to my surprise shining armor pulled all three levers with no problem.  I guess he’s not a member of that will guard for no reason.  Even more surprising cadence was able to pull all three levers as well.  I’m deftly going to take a nap next time she tells me to.

As a left the room and look back at all the ponies I could see looks of sadness he practically killed me to do that.

(Troll)  OK every pony now you don’t have to tell each other whether not you pulled the second lever.  The only reason you have to do that was so that I could know whether not you could kill something.  I think that’s all the training will need for today.  You may all lieve.  But before you go and just like to say…………

I’m sorry….  I’m so sorry.

As each pony left sad and low to the ground I looked at fluttershy who stayed behind.

(fluttershy)  troll I’m sorry I couldn’t……  She choked up in the middle of her sentence and began to cry.

(Troll)  it’s OK flutter shy I just wanted to know whether or not you could do it.  I didn’t care one way or the other.  I just had to know.

(Flutter shy)  today?……  Today we’re going to the spa then Zecora’s right?  She asked still shine whole back some tears.

(Troll)  yes fluttershy we are.  It seems you’ve been really rattled by my test.  Would you like me to carry you to the spa?  You can cry on my shoulder if you want.  Without saying a word she swiftly jumped into my arms and buried her face into the gap between my armor and my neck.  I could feel the witness of her tears.

She eventually cried herself to sleep.  As I walked I felt myself stricken with guilt over forcing the ponies to do such a horrible act.  I even shed a tear myself over my grief.  You know it is funny my left eye cries round tears but my right eye still cries square tears.  I thought that was weird.  I wanted to try to mix the two together but I thought it might end all of reality so I decided not to.

On the way to the spa flutter shy began nibbling at me.  Not hard enough to break my skin of course just a small chewing motion that didn’t really hurt.  That’s so cute I thought to myself.  I thought about waking her up and stopping her from doing it but I decided not to as I was afraid she’d start crying again over what happened this morning.

At long last we reached the spa.  As I walked in I was greeted by a two ponies.  One was blue with the pink main the other was pink with the blue main.  I’m gonna take a wild guess in say they related.

(troll)  fluttershy…..  Wake up.  I said giving her a soft little jiggle.

(fluttershy)  O  good morning troll.

(troll)  were hear at the spa didn’t you say rarity usually comes here today?  I asked

(fluttershy)  yes but she can’t come today she’s busy doing something.  She said looking away.

(Troll)  way she doing?  I asked

(fluttershy)  um….  Um….  She got a special order for some close.

(Troll)  that’s funny she told me she always finds time for today?  I looked puzzled at fluttershy.

(fluttershy)  yes well um…….  These close are different.  They were special ordered by a very important client in she didn’t want anyone walking in well she was making them.  So she put her went to the spa sign up and is hiding inside.

(Troll)  that seems so weird what are the close?  I wish I hadn’t asked that question.

(flutter shy)  um….lon..g…a she said mumbling.

(Troll)  what?  Come on fluttershy you can tell me.

(fluttershy)  it’s lingerie.  She said looking down at the floor.

(Troll)  what?  She’s making what?

(Flutter shy)  she got a special order from two young female ponies force and special lingerie.  Apparently they wanted some close that were more strap on friendly….  I then had to interrupt are sentence.

(Troll)  I don’t need to here anymore.  In fact let’s never talk about this ever again.  I swear sometimes it feels like this world is just conspiring to put me out of my comfort zone.

When we walked into the main spot area flutter shy said the usual please.  Before I knew what was happening the two ponies whisked us both into several different stations one was a steam room the other was a bath and then a changing room ware we got dry off.  I didn’t really see the point in all this so far avoided was sweat and take a bath not very relaxing.  However my attitude would soon change.  One of the ponies asked me to lie on a table apparently there going to give me a massage.

For this I had to remove my armor both of the ponies’ mouths dropped as they looked at my body.

(Troll)  what’s wrong?  I asked

But the pony’s seemed hard pressed to answer my question but fluttershy whispered into my ear the answer for them.

(fluttershy) your kind of hot….

(Troll)  what why would they think that?  I asked

(fluttershy)  I guess all that pressing diamonds together makes those muscles really big.  Haven’t you noticed all the ponies around pony vill have been staring at you recently?

I then glanced over to my reflection she was right my muscles were huge in my entire body was very well time and.  I couldn’t see it before because I was square everything was a flat surface.  But now I was nothing but round chiseled features.

(Troll) O that’s pretty cool.  I said finally lying on the table.

I can hear both the spa ponies playing a game of what I believe to be rock paper scissors over who would get to give me the rubdown.  I’m not going to lie that was a little bit flattering.  But eventually one of them hopped on to my back.  I could feel her pouring a bottle of some kind of oil on to my back.  As she walks around every single bone in my body began to pop.

(Troll)  oh my goodness this feel so good I think I’m going to come here more often.

When the pony stood up on both her back hooves and gave a little jump on to my butt my lower back popped so loud I think even the princess heard it.

(fluttershy)  are you OK?  She asked disturbed by the loud sound

(Troll)  ….  I’ve….  Never…..  Felt…..  Better…..  I said giving a deep sigh of relief.

We talked quite a bit at the spa.  She told me about all the animals she took care of.  And how surprise she was when she went home to find the square chicken I’d give her was now full grown.  I had to explain that just as creatures like myself live only about one year chickens are known for only living a few days.  Not because they die of old age simply because they are killed off brutally.  Actually I don’t believe I’ve ever known something in my world to die of old age.  I then told her all about the animals in my world and had to explain that only humans and some mobs are capable of speech.  Animals were most certainly not.  Eventually the day at the spot ended and after a quick trip back to fluttershy is cottage we went off to Zecora’s.  I was carrying many different types of plants and potion making tools.

The trip through the ever free forest seemed to worry flutter shy.  What’s wrong I asked?

(fluttershy)  this forest is dangerous we must be careful.

(Troll)  if there are no mobs I really can’t see how it could be dangerous.

(fluttershy)  O you know it is very dangerous in this forest.  There are horrible creatures and it like Timberwolves.  She said trying to warn me the danger.

(Troll)  fluttershy you forget who you’re standing next to.  If any monster tries to give us any trouble troll just eat it.

(fluttershy)  O….  OK.  She seem that not like that plan but it was the only one I had.

Sure enough some form of danger popped out.  As we were walking I heard a strange obnoxious voice coming from the shadows.

(Teen dragons)  well well well look at this guy’s.  Two ponies that strayed too far from home.

Flutter shy swiftly ran behind me frightened by the three dragons.

(Teen dragons)  what you look at that one of the pour little ponies is scared.  Ha ha ha come on guys grabbed them.  To this idea I took offense.

(Troll)  I swear to notch if you touch a single hair and either of our heads of kill every one of you and…….  Eat your fucking brains!

(Teen dragons) well aren’t you a tough guy.  For that we’re not even going to chew on you were just going to swallow you can let you die inside.  One of the dragons then made a move for fluttershy.

(Troll)  fluttershy please close your eyes as I did not wish to break my promise to you.  I said referring to the promise I’d made to never kill something in front of her.

I looked back to make sure her eyes were closed their find that they were I then proceeded towards the dragon that was coming closer and closer to fluttershy.  With one swing of my sword I cut off one of his front arms.

(Teen dragon 1)  aaaaaaa…  That little shit cut off my arm!  The dragon screened reeling from the pain.

(Teen dragon 2) kill that fucking pony!  He screamed.

(Troll)  shut your fucking whole!  You’ve put me in a bad mood.  I just had a trip to the spa and you went and spoiled it!  Now get the FUCK out of here are all kill each and every one of you.  They did not take up on my offer.  Instead the dragon whose arm I’d just finished amputating attempted to reach down and bite me.

I then did something I did not know I could do.  I could feel myself TeleportIng forward as I swong my blade.  At the end of the swing I was now standing in front of the two dragons who had not yet joined the fight.

(Teen dragons 1.3.)  Oh my god he just cut him in half!  Dude run!  We’ll come back later with help and killed every fucking pony in this village.

They should’ve never said that because now I couldn’t let them live.  I pulled out my bow.  Now you probably don’t understand as to why this should be so dramatic.  In case you haven’t been paying attention you’ve never seen the fire my bow.  This is because I enchanted it with a very special enchantment.  I never use it back at home because I’m too afraid to her someone I don’t want to.  I believe in this particular circumstance it’s OK to do so.

I then drew back my bow took aim and fired two arrows.  They’re both direct hits.  Now the reason I never fire my bow isn’t because in a bad shot in fact I’m quite good….  It’s because my arrows explode.

As a turnaround to look at fluttershy I heard the explosions coming from behind me.

(troll)  fluttershy you can open your eyes now.  They’re gone and thay will never bother anyone else ever again.  The pour thing had been splattered by some of the blood from the first dragon I’d killed.

(flutter shy) I understand now.

(troll)  what I asked confused.

(flutter shy)  I understand why you kill things now.  You do it because you have no other choice.  If you hadn’t killed those dragons they would have eaten us both.

(troll)  yes well…..  I’m glad you’re OK.  Why don’t you go on.  I have to stay here and cut up the bodies.   I don’t want good meat going to waste.

(flutter shy)  no I….  That is if you don’t mind.  I’d like to help you cut them up.  When she said this I must admit I was surprised.

(troll) you do?  Why?

(flutter shy)  I should help you after all you save me.  That and it’ll make me feel better about not being able to pull the lever.

(troll)  OK I told her as I gave her pone’s old sword.

I must admit I was quite proud of fluttershy though she gagged several times while cutting up the meat she managed not to vomit.  As for her constant crying I found it quite cute.

(troll)  I’m so proud of you.  You did a good job now if you jump up into my arms I will Teleport the blood off of us both.

She then jumped into my arms and I Teleported us the rest of the way to Zecora’s.  Once in front of her home I knocked at the door.

(Zecora) come in my friend fluttershy.  I am so glad you stop on by.

Our visit with zecora was quite delightful.  We explained to her what happened with the dragons and I shoed her everything she needed to know about potions from my world.  I even gave her plenty of supplies.  Funny every time she talked it was in some form of rime.  I asked if her cutie mark had something to do with it however she informed me that only ponies have cutie marks and she was a zebra.  I really didn’t see the difference?

After our visit was done we left.

(Troll)  fluttershy why don’t you go on back to my home.  I want to look for more piece of meat left over from the explosion.

(Flutter shy)  O that will be perfect.  It’s all going just as pinky pie planned.

(Troll) what?

(Flutter shy) O um……  Nothing.  Goodbye Troll Bridge sees you at home.

That was weird I said to myself.  As I found the spot where I’d killed the three dragons I found another pony in danger.  She had long green hair and was as tall as the princess.  Her horn looked more like a jack in blade and from what I could see her wings were strange and bug like.  She had holes in all of her legs.  To my horror she was facing an enemy even I would flinch before taking on.

Three iron golem’s stood around her.  They had the same expression I’d seen on pone’s face at the party.

(troll)  don’t worry pony I’ll save you as I screamed running into the fight.

End of chapter eight.