Author's Note

YOU MAGGOTS BETTER HAIL THIS BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL MAGGOTS!

So I've recently been playing TF2 again after a 2 year GMod only thing. I have like... 776+ hours on GMod. TF2 I have 320 hours...

Anyways you MAGGOTS better get reading this word video.

Dear god...

Soldier was ready to kill some BLU maggots when the alarm sounds!

INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! ???????? IN THE BASE! Of course, Soldier was first to hear.
"The alarm doesn't know what maggot invaded us!? Dear god..." Soldier says to himself, if the alarm doesn't know what class intruded them, shit's going to go down.
"HEAVY IS HERE TO HELP! WHO IS INTRUDING!?" Heavy Shout/asks Soldier. Heavy knew this was important.
"It doesn't say, maggot! We're all going to die!" Soldier screams in Heavy's face, then scout runs in!
"So I just shot this purple horse and then it disappeared! What's up with that?" Scout wonders. Soldier respond with;
"We do not know, thinman! This technology is refusing to tell us!" Soldier turns to the board and starts banging on the control panel.
"TELL US YOU MACHINE! MAGGOT!" Soldier continues to shout at the computer.
"Are ve ok? Is ze threat gone?" It's medic! And he's asking a pretty angry Soldier.
"It teleported away! IT. CAN. TELEPORT. MAGGOT." Soldier grabs his shovel and bashes his head with it multiple times, but then his shovel is taken out of his hands!
"Spy... Give Soldier his shovel back. He's mad." Scout tells the air.
"I am not holding a shovel, and why are you asking the air dimwit?" Spy uncloaks behind Scout and the shovel is still floating around while Soldier is trying to grab it.
"vhat is taking his shovel then?" Medic asks Spy.
"I... Do not know. Perhaps Scout does." Spy gestures towards Scout.
"Do you know, Scout?" Spy asks Scout.
"Uh... No?" Scout replies nervously.
"WHAT IS TAKING MY SHOVEL AWAY, SALLY!?" Soldier demands Scout to answer.
"... Magic. It's magic." As soon as Scout finishes his sentence, everyone starts laughing.
"And what has this magic?" Spy continues to ask Scout.
"Unicorns." Everyone starts laughing even more, but then there's a bright flash and Soldier's gone!
"WHERE IS SOLDIER!?" Heavy shouts at Scout.
"Magic. I told you, man! Unicorns with magic!" Scout keeps telling everyone in the room the same thing.
"Scout. Stop playing around!" Spy begins to strangle Scout.

Meanwhile with Soldier...

"WHAT IS THIS!? WHERE AM I?!" Soldier is holding Princess Cadence by the neck.
"You're... You're in Equestria..." Cadence manages to say and then Soldier let's her go.
"What is Equestria, maggot!?" Soldier keeps asking questions.
"YOU HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO HELP WITH A WAR!" Cadence shouts and then Soldier starts to laugh.
"I am the best at war! You have selected the right man for the job, Sally! Now what exactly are you maggot?" Soldier asks.
"I'm Princess Cadence of the Crystal Empire." Cadence answers.
"That doesn't answer my question. WHAT. ARE. YOU!?" Soldier starts shaking Cadence. A lot.
"I'm an Alicorn! Pegasus Unicorn and Earth pony!" Cadence tries to say.
"Is everything here a pony, Sally!?" Soldier demands to know.
"Yes... Well, mostly..." Cadence starts to talk but Soldier drops her and runs off, eventually finding a royal guard.
"Where is your war room, maggot!" Before the guard starts saying anything, Soldier sees a loaf of bread and pushes the guard to the floor and runs to the bread.
"Dear god... BREAAAAAAAD!" Soldier grabs the bread and begins to eat.
"Such good food! THIS... THIS IS ART!" Soldier finishes the food and remembers what he was doing, he runs back and pushes the guard to the floor again trying to find the war room.

Meanwhile in RED base...

"So, Scout... Let me get this straight... You like, ponies?" Spy asks, for about the hundreth time.
"For about the hundreth time, YES!" Scout tells Spy.

THE END OF CURRENT CHAPTER MAGGOTS