Dear Diary: Entry 1:
It was a normal day like, any other kidnapping Princesses, lounging around, playing with the little one's, all was right with the world until that friggn' Mario the pest whacked me a good one and now, I have woken up in this puketastic world worst thing is.. I'm a pony eugh, at least it's a new place to make my kingdom maybe I will bring the kids.
PS: There might be Princesses,
PSS: HUHUHUH.
Dear Diary: Before I get to what happened next I am going to recount my last day's as the Koopa king we all know and love and how everything has changed first it all started off one stormy night back in my castle plotting away the night with schemes so wonderful only I could have came up with them I had Princesses in my mind I was lonely at least I had the kid's but even I can only play with them for so long so relaxing and scheming and dreaming and pondering if lay in bed the thunder was crashing around me was such a beautiful noise and then the 17th thunder hit the roof of my castle home I heard my Koopa's cry out for me as the front door's swung open to reveal him he was hideous, awful I hated him his name... Was... Mario Mario he charged jumping on the head's of my solder's I leaped out of bed and charged tearing down the wall of my room I could smell him with dust in my eye's I blindly charged at the smell only to notice to late it was a trap and hitting my head on another wall I cried out in pain I wanted to beat him so badly that pain that pest Mario I used my hot breath to burn away tapestry's covering my eye's now able to see I could tell it was over something was different about Mario he was glowing almost beautifully he raised his fist I breathed my hottest fire breath that could melt stone into sludge and he ignored it was he an angel whatever he was Mario was invincible and so he brought down his fist with glowing wrath in tow and slammed me a good one I was sent flying into a wall and that's when it all turned dark, that was just the beginning of my new life.
