I wake up groggily to immediately find out that I was not in bed, in fact I wasn't even in my house, the feeling of grass on my back being the reason.
Realizing that this could mean that I could of been robbed then knocked out with no remembrance of the event I quickly sat up in the clearing I was in and frantically felt around my head for injuries . Upon finding none I mentally crossed that possibility out. Still, I checked everything. While I was checking I couldn't help but feel as if I was being watched , I ignored it and continued to check my belongings thinking that it was probably just a deer.

Finding all my possessions on me (thank god) I decided to look around the forest that surrounded the clearing I was in on all sides but as I got up something caught my attention . I swear Something yellow moved rapidly in my peripheral vision .

" The fuck?"

My eyes flicked over to the spot and I could just barely see a yellow shape hiding with two other very hard to see
colorful blobs next to it in a patch of dense bushes located along the border of the meadow I was in .I felt something in the back of my mind trying to push forward but I held it back. Concentrating on advancing toward what ever those things were. But before I could get close enough to them to see details they bolted into the foliage .

Deciding it wouldn't be worth it to give chase I went back to looking around , planning on finding the closest civilization and asking where the hell I was.

Something was familiar about the colors of the animals that I saw.

Red and yellow...

Orange and Purple...

I didn't get to see the third one except for the white fur that it had.

ˍ/|\_30 minutes earlier_/|\ˍ

"Dang ah cant believe that didn't work". Said Apple Bloom as she and the Cutie Mark Crusaders walked down the path from Zecora's hut towards Ponyville each sporting slightly scorched hair.

"I know!" said a frustrated Scootaloo. "I really thought that we would get our cutie marks in potion making".

"We almost had it too." Said a disappointed Sweetie Belle. "Until it decided to blow up." The three continued walking until Apple Bloom asked.

"Hey girls, do yall hear that?"

"Hear what?" questioned Sweetie Belle.

"That swirlin noise." Answered Apple Bloom ." Almost like a really strong wind but without fellin it , like its jus' the noise."

"Wait, yeah I do" said Scootaloo. " But it isn't swirling ,it sounds more like a wind cloud you know like from a single point"

" I still don't hear it ." Sweetie said confused "And what is a wind cl-" Sweetie was interrupted as a loud POP
went off.

"Whoa, What the hay was that!?" Exclaimed Scoots "We have to check out what that was."

"Ah dunno" Sweetie belle said slightly nervous.

"Aww come on Sweetie" Said Scoots ", If theirs an animal that's hurt or if any pony is injured we might get our cutie marks as rescue ponies."

"That's a good idea, " Said Sweetie now encouraged to get her cutie mark. "Lets do it!"

"Cutie Mark Crusader RESCUE PONIES!" they all cheered at once.

"Ah think ah saw a flash over there." AppleBloom said pointing to a clearing in the trees. But as the three approached they saw something that they had never seen before .

"What is that?" Sweetie wondered out loud.

"Quick Hide!" Apple Bloom whispered hurriedly. All three quickly dived into the nearest bush .

"Why are we in here?" Scootaloo questioned.

"Ah think whatever that thing is, made th' noise we heard." Whispered Apple Bloom

"You really think it did?" Asked a Frightened Sweetie Belle.

"The fuck?" The girls froze as the heard the creature . they turned to see it moving towards them.

"Go go go !" whispered Scootaloo in a panic as the three galloped toward town.

ˍ/|\_Present_/|\ˍ

"Finally!" I thought with excitement . I had been searching for what seemed like hours and I finally had found civilization.It appeared to be a very large Apple Orchard . The thing at the back of my mind re-doubled its effort in trying to get to the front but I shoved it down. Instead concentrating on finding the Owner of this orchard.

"I need to know where I am, I already would be out of this mess if my damn I Phone would've connected to the internet." I thought to my self angrily. " would've gotten on Google maps and been home... or at least known where I was.I recalled my phone not connecting.

"Yes there's the house!" I thought to myself with excitement and relief as I saw a barn with the main house close by. I had eaten a few apples on the way for breakfast and was surprised when I saw the barn after I had eaten the last one .

"Ok lets get an ide-WHAT THE FUCK?!?" I screamed in my mind then dove into cover as I saw something that scared the shit out of me . The thing in the back of my mind finally shoving its way to the front and screaming its head off .

That's Applejack!

And She wasn't even 5 meters away. Suddenly I could hear hooves steps approaching from the deeper into the orchard, opposite of where Apple Jack was
" Shit Big Mac is coming over I got to get the hell out of here I know they don't like trespassers!" I thought with alarm. I then carefully started trying to creep around Apple Jack

" Almost got it almost got it".I said as I quietly sneaked around AppleJack towards the barn and hopefully out of the orchard. I spared a glance at Apple Jack to see where she was.

"Good" I whispered still looking towards her while walking "Almost there just a few more st-" CLANK !

"Whos there!, no trespassers!"

... "Shit." I muttered quietly as I lifted my foot up to try to take it off and finding it lodged on my shoe and realizing that I wouldn't have enough time to take it off ." yep totally stuck dammit." I whispered, I tried to creep away as quiet as I could .
clank... clank ... clank

"Ah can hear you!" I heard Apple Jack yell followed by the sound of Galloping .
Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank!. I ran as fast as I could all the while wondering how hell the bucket made so much noise on the soft grass.

After 5 minutes of running in circles in a panic and weaving in between trees I lost her, but just barely. Breathing hard feeling like I was about to collapse then be split in half due to the horrendous stomach cramps caused by running right after I had eaten. I leaned against the tree I was behind and quickly tried to form a plan of action to get away.

"Ahm gonna find you!" Applejack called out

10 seconds of panicked thinking later I had a plan

I hastily grabbed at the bucket and peaked around the tree to see where she was.To my relief Applejack currently had her back to me and was searching every tree. I had a little bit of time , I kept pulling and it finally painfully came off softly. I peaked again and she was closer, much closer. I went around the opposite side of the surprisingly thick tree and took aim at a tree that was a ways behind her.

" 3" I counted down in my mind. "2...1 now!" I chucked it it sailed perfectly. (problem is right when I threw it she somehow heard it) her head shot my way and she saw me . then the bucket started to fall ,sailing into the tree and bouncing with a loud CLANG!, her head then shot to the side and she saw the bucket shooting towards her. She tried to dodge but it was to late.

The bucket slapped right into her face open side first covering her head.

"shit!" I yelled as I sprinted away and out of the orchards knowing that she was no doubt RAGING so much that she might kill me if I stayed any longer .suddenly the bucket shot past my head and into a nearby barn I was about to pass

The bucket blasted A FUCKING HOLE through the door.

"IM GONNA GIT YOU FOR THAT YA VAR-MITT!"

"Yep She's definitely raging."

Not realizing my mistake of running out into the open I kept going only realizing it was a mistake when she started to catch up. But it wasn't to late as I reached the door to the entrance of the barn and Yes! it opened on a hinge.so ripped it open (surprisingly easily) as I ran by with an enraged Applejack literally diving to tackle me. She had no way to dodge the open barn door that was on a collision course with her face

BANG! she hit it and hit it hard I heard her hit the ground and not move, so I walked cautiously up and peeked around the door

There Applejack lay, and lay she did, She was out cold, I chuckle as I realize the she will no doubt look like a unicorn from the swelling . But knowing that she was only temporarily out I went as fast as I could (which was a half jog) for a while then walked as I got on the trail to Ponyville.

I didn't really know where to go from there. Definitely couldn't go to the Everfree knowing the monsters it holds.
And I couldn't go to Ponyville because that's a horrible idea because of what I did.

ˍ/|\_ Rainbow Dash_/|\ˍ

"Ugh where is She?" Rainbow Dash asked to no pony in particular as she waited for AppleJack. She was supposed to meet at the east orchards with Rainbow Dash to see a technique that Rainbow made up to help with her Apple bucking

what would happen is she would fly up into the air doing aerial acrobatics and fly down at the apple trees at an angle and when she gets to the trees shell pull up at the speed of sound and at the low point she'd break the sound barrier sending a shock wave that will knock a bunch of apples off the trees and into barrels.

But she wasn't there and she couldn't do the trick unless she was there.

"Whats taking her so long?" Rainbow Dash thought to herself ."She couldn't be delayed by of Anypony, everypony else is busy.

Pinkie was preparing for a huge party for some random pony named Jonathan .Twilight said she had to do a huge list of chores for the new castle, the first was finding the emergency bunker in the original tree and find the list of every book she had in the old one and order said books from Canterlot . Rarity was making a dress for a important fashion show.And Fluttershy ... she didn't know what Fluttershy was doing. And Applejack didn't like trespassers ,But AppleJack was late.

"Maybe she forgot " Rainbow Dash thought to herself."Looks like im gonna have to go remind her".
said Rainbow as she took off flying lazily through the air but stops as she spots her half way there and fly's down to meet her . Upon landing she notices something .

"Whoa AppleJack what happened to your fa-"

"Well talk about that later but right now ah need yer help" Interjected an annoyed sounding AppleJack.

"What do you need help with?"Asked Rainbow dash unable to take her eyes off the lump on AppleJacks for head that seemed to grow as she stared at it

"Ah need you to fly up and look for the varmit that did this to mah face, an' ah want ya to catch em and bring em here" Answered AppleJack "He looks like a ape but with hair only on its head,and its wearing clothing. An don' giv' em any chances to escape. "

"Thanks ill get right to it AppleJack !" Replied Rainbow right before she rose and rocketed off with one thought and a small snicker, AppleJack looked like a unicorn .

ˍ/|\_ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓_/|\ˍ

As I walked down the dirt road towards Ponyville it had been almost 2 hours and I still couldn't think of what to do or where to go.
I was getting close the welcome to Ponyville sign. It was only about fifteen feet away. Not really being hungry due to the Apples I ate at the orchard before the escape. I was preoccupied with that when I heard the sound of air whistling above and behind me . Already knowing the possibility of who it was I immediately jumped to my side narrowly dodging Rainbow dash as she barrels past me and almost hits a house. I couldn't help but say "nope" as she was going by. I immediately ran around the house dodging another attempt at a tackle.

I am forced to go into Ponyville because of Rainbow dash cornering me and blocking any path of escape to anywhere else, so I start sprinting as I make a mad dash to the bridge and cross it, entering the town market.
Vaulting over food carts and sliding under pony's all while dodging diving and dipping to avoid a deadly Rainbow dash.

Then seemingly out of nowhere Pinkie appeared Right in front of me . "Woah Shit! I exclaim as I narrowly dodge around her. Then im forced to jump as Rainbow shoots under me and smashes into a food cart. (But unknowingly to me she clipped me in the back of the leg) . I stumble trying to doge the the flying projectiles from the food cart just barely making it. I try to run again but suddenly a searing pain shoots up my leg . I try to ignore it so I can continue, but I only get 10 paces forward before I look up and my view fills with brown. Then everything goes Black.

Author's Note

Thank you for reading . Since this is my first story don't expect a chapter within the next day or two