Author's Note

I am having some technical difficulty's with my computer (which is why the chapter is so short) I hope to resolve the issue but it might take awhile.
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The Wake up

I have had some crazy experiences before, but this tops the list.
Waking up into a world without memories of the night before , Then finding out that the world I woke up in is inhabited with characters from a cartoon that had ended so long ago that I had forgotten about it. And proceeding to freak out and somehow manage to not only knock out one of the main six, but trash the entire town of Ponyville in the process.

And then get knocked out.

But I didn't know that yet because at this time I had just woken up

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I slowly wake up to the realization that I couldn't see ... or move, accompanied by a headache that would make the very definition of hangover flinch. I start to panic until it all came painfully rushing back.

The chase through Sweet apple acres, knocking AppleJack out with a open door, dodging Rainbow Dash and demolishing Ponyville in the process.

It was at that point I heard muttering, very familiar muttering. I could only make out some sections of sentences when ever they would raise their voice.

"We don't know what .... thing is"

"Ah say we..."

At this point I decided to roll over so I could hear better, which doesn't help much.

"I still don't understand... able to dodge me ... not Derpy's package "

Now I start trying to roll forward, not knowing that only 4 feet away Spike was just waking up in a chair from the noise to see the brown sack containing me rolling across the floor

"Uhh Twilight?" I froze as Spike asked " I think its awake."

I heard hoofsteps approaching and tried to stay as still as possible ,when suddenly the sack was lifted and my view was filled with the very angry green eyes of AppleJack . She then rose her foreleg to hit me in the face , but I was way ahead of her. I dodged in just the nick of time by moving my head to avoid the hoof. It still nicked my ear ,and that hurt. a lot .

"Fuck!"

I rolled as she tried to hit me again starting a sort of chase that lasted for about ten seconds before Twilight picked me up and held me still. She also restrained Applejack setting her in a chair . Saving me from a powerful kick to the gut. The full realization of being here finally starting to set in as I floated in Twilight's magic.

"Did that thing just talk?" Twilight asked confused but with excitement boiling underneath.

"No it didn't" Said Rainbow Dash skeptically " Gilda used to have a Parrot that could repeat all that and more."

Meanwhile I was sort of out of it , lost in the shock wave that came from the full realization hitting me ""How is this possible? I gave up on that dream a long time ago . And now its true. After that I knew what to say, I knew exactly what to say. I opened my mouth to speak and looked at Twilight. But then I heard a gasp from Twilight and I looked to my right.

Just in time to see two orange legs slam into my stomach.