Waking Up In Equestria

by omnifire

Dealing with social Awkwardness

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The first feeling to be felt when I woke up for the second time was pain , so much pain.
Ugh what the hell happened? Then again it all came rushing back.

My eyes snapped open so survey my surroundings and sure enough .I was still there ,and it wasn't a dream . Suddenly a voice derailed my train of thought .

Hi! exclaimed an exited PinkiePie that was uncomfortably close to my face.

"Uhh hi?" I asked cautiously . Pinkie gasped then exclaimed

"So you can talk!"

"Okay off to a great start , now if there are no inter-" I started in my mind until Twilight entered the room.

"Pinkie!, How did you ... ugh never mind." sighed Twilight

"Twilight you wont believe it!" said pinkie energetically " Jonathan can talk!"

"How the hell does she know my name?!" I screamed in thought.

"I don't think so Pinkie" Said Twilight Skeptically, but before she could continue I interrupted

"Yes I can talk Twilight ". I quickly said without knowing I said her name "And uh could you untie me, its really uncomfortable. I Muttered the last part , it was really awkward with them staring at me like that. Pinkie smiling so widely it looked like the top of her head would fall off and Twilight staring at me with wide eyes in a far out look.

Oh and sorry I didn't mention this, but it was the next day, about 6:48AM. And the bad thing about that was ... I had a alarm set for 6:50AM .

So After I was untied im sitting there ,trying to come up with something to say so I could break this awkward silence, Then It goes off

Hoodie Allen Joy & Misery

They stare at me even more intensely trying to find out where the noise is coming from , I fumble around in my pockets searching for my I Phone .Finally finding it I shut off the alarm and Try to put it back into my pocket . But before I get the chance Twilight Asked .

" What is that?"

Finally seeing an opening for some actual conversation I answered "Its a device that plays music and... does other things"

I showed an example of that by playing You are not a robot

Pinkie started to bob her head to the song While Twilight just listened . I snicked slightly when I realized twilight looked out of it ,like she just smoked a joint .

At the end of the song I heard the window open and in flew Rainbow Dash lazily, that is. Untill she saw me, then she dove .Me having almost nowhere to go got tackled .
( It hurt )

"Ow! Get off me! " I say as she tries to hold me down

"Twilight get the rope and retie hi-" Rainbow stops as she realized what she just heard

"Did that thing just talk?"

" Yeah now get off of me " I said " And Im not a 'thing' I am a human being"

"Oh yeah and why should I?" Asked Rainbow menacingly .

"Because, this!" As I say that I kneed rainbow dash into the stomach while she was temporarily stunned I shoved her off of me.

Quickly both me and Rainbow were restrained by Twilight as she separated us .

"Now , we are going to have a meeting with the rest of our friends and after then we will decide what to do". said Twilight

"Till then I want you to stay secure " After Twi said that I was rapped in magic and then left on a couch . the force field trapping me from moving. And some thing else started creeping up .
Exhaustion, as I lost the battle sleep over came me and off to the dream realm I went.


Author's Note

The Technical Difficulty's with my computer are starting to get worse but I will still try to post .

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