My luck depends on the universes mood

The morning sun hurt my eyes as it woke me up. As I got dressed I wondered what the universe had in for me today.
after that I looked forward to todays events.

"There is that thing with Scratch." I thought to myself. Deciding to start with that I took out my I Pod ,I tried to find the head phones but after awhile of searching in my pack I gave up and decided to go without them and instead use the speaker. Out of the blue I remembered a song I didn't have completely downloaded to my i pod . I had remembered it because it was a old song that I knew from a long time ago.

Randomly 3:02 into the song it always cut. Immediately after that I remembered the next song I actually had.

I turned it up and kept it up, taking a journey though my memory with a bunch of different songs. Well that is until I was blinded by a bright flash while feeling weightlessness for half a second, I then fell flat on my ass. As I stood up blinking the spots out of my eyes I realized I was no longer in the tree library, but rather I was in the throne room of the Canterlot Castle. Seeing both Celestia, Luna and Twilight along with The main six, and strangely enough, Zecora all sitting in a small group In front of me.

I froze in panic. "I am Not ready for this " I thought to myself.

"So this is the Human that you were talking about?" Asked Celestia her judging eyes feeling like they were boring into my soul and examining it and looking for flaws. As this was going on I realized that I had both the speaker and my I pod with me. "That shouldn't be with me." I thought to myself confused.
"I thought that teleportations only carried people and their clothing."

Suddenly Luna came crashing though my window, of thought. "I recall you saying he could speak" Luna inquired exquisitely. Deciding to say at least something I spoke.

"Uh yeah, hi." I said awkwardly trying to think of more adequate things to say.

"Hello " Replied both of the princesses. "My apologies for the sudden teleportation " Apologized Celestia . " Twilight brought you here to meet us ." I looked over to Twilight who grinned sheepishly and said. "Sorry"

"Now that you are here we should Introduce ourselves" I am Celestia ruler of the sun and this my sister is Luna ruler of the moon, together we rule the land of Equestria. What is your name human?"

A lot less nervous I replied ." My name is Jonathan I used to live on a planet called earth but in recent events I have come to the realization that I am no longer on my home planet ."

"Hmm describe this 'earth'." Said Celestia .

Going full "Nova science now" mode I picked up the speaker and went into my videos deciding to play some nova science now not giving a single fuck if she disagreed that we orbited our sun. The video played . "Earth is the third planet from our sun. On earth humans are the dominant species, we are also the only sapient species the planet. Our brains are highly intelligent and the technology we have created is very advanced. We have built large cities so tall that they scrape the sky. Created vehicles that can transport us humans at fast speeds to almost any destination and have even created human operated flying devices that can fly faster than the speed of sound and more, We have even built machines that can escape our planet and reach into space to explore the planets in our solar system. We have learned about how are planets work and what Suns really are"

10 minuets later

While most of the main six sat there dumb founded Celestia and Twilight didn't look they were effected at all. After a couple seconds of silence Twilight asked with a smirk.

"Then how do you explain the way the Princesses can alter the rise and the set of the Sun and the Moon?"

"That is a good question" I started "I believe the Princess here actually rotates the planet." I explained "Which in it of itself is actually still really impressive, but she doesn't move the Sun I mean seriously thats almost impossible to do."I said filled with confidence until the barely withheld rage I spotted on both Celestia's and Luna's face scared the absolute shit out of me.Even if it vanished all of a second after spotting it. she was still very pissed.

"Why the hell does she look so fucking angry?" I thought to myself. "I didn't think shed be that mad. Then I realized what i did and mentally punched myself in the face in my mind."Oh yeah I mean all I did was just tell her , her sister, and most of her closest friends and subjects that she didn't raise the sun for a thousand years . "You best un-fuck yourself or you might get pasted by a Princess." My consigns told me and I winced after still seeing the anger on Luna's face "Make that TWO" The seriousness of the situation struck me and I quickly tried to change the subject.

"Uh , but anyway My kind had a lot of technology and uh, machines and things that I could Tell you about and how they work-" I then spotted Twilights scowl and stood up to put my things in my bag then slowly started to back away. "Make that Three" I thought to myself. Then as I reached midway, I was stopped by a feeling of a very sharp point in my back. I turned by head to see a guard with a spear pointed at my back.

" Shit "

"Why don't you girls have a good day at the spa or go shopping" Said Celestia in a perfectly calm and cheerful demeanor which I knew she definitely was not.

" We have some more pressing questions to ask of this of this , Human" said Luna, with an absolutely terrifying grin

At that point I completely bailed on this situation , "OK fuck this" I said then Reached around and slapped the spear out of the guards mouth ,it hit the ground with a clang but I was already sprinting not caring how I actually got the spear out of his mouth but whatever, since the only way out was a door at the end which there was no way I was about to fight through a platoon of guards to get to I aimed for the nearest window which I hoped would shatter and not drop me to a my death.

"Oh no you don't!" Shouted Rainbow dash, already half way to me. I dove for the window, only to have the world sent into smears of spinning colors as I was clipped by her. Accelerating my body and sending me screaming and flipping back first into the window. Smashing straight through it with a very painful shatter I yelled as I tumbled through the air like a rag doll curling up for a moment until I slammed side first into something hard and then soft with the sound of cloth ripping , wood breaking and a loud grunt . I was in so much pain that I couldn't breath for a moment, everything was blurry and everything hurt.

Forcing myself to stand up I took a look around me. felling very woozy and steadying myself on the wall of whatever I fell on . As my vision returned I looked down to see who and what I landed on

"Oh shit sorry!" I landed on some costume guy selling flowers in a some stand. He was dressed as a giant rose, and was unconscious I looked up to see Rainbow Dash exit the Loony Toons style hole in the glass along with some guards.

I Decided it was time to leave and tried to run . My legs and chest feeling like they were on fire as I stumbled into an alley and around a corner. seeing nothing but a slightly high wall I tried to climb it using the bricks that stuck out due to pony engineers not really having that much of an ability to smooth down walls. I actually managed to succeed, landing on the other side with painful a grunt and a roll I surveyed my surroundings and found a basement window in which I promptly tried to open . Success! it actually opened. I squeezed through the small opening and landed on the floor of someones basement.

I quickly gave myself a once over and found that "Oh, I don't think my pinkie is supposed to bend that way...why does my side hurt so- HOLY FUCK! I had a giant three inch piece of wood sticking out of my side. Stifling a scream I pulled it and there was three more inches that slid out. It immediately started to bleed . It wasn't a lot but still. I looked around and found a sheet that I tied around my waist making the closest thing to a bandage I could

I thanked my lucky stars for that being all of my major injuries beside many minor scrapes and cuts. and went back to the window. I looked out to see nothing but an empty alleyway.

5 minutes later

I snuck Through alleyways trying to find the train station avoiding guards and all civilians until I heard the train come to a stop in the distance . I exited the alley way at a sprint seeing nobody or pony in my way until I got to the platform. I opened the door to see -

Twilight standing in the door way.

"You have to be shitting me" I said Twilight simply smiled. I turned around to run only to have a blue blur knock me to the ground. I struggled in vain As rainbow dash stood on my arms and legs pinning me to the ground and I saw Twilight approach and stand over me as did Applejack Applejacks hoof rose and everything went dark. Again

Author's Note

FUCKING BEST SONG EVER
(celestia)
Dead in the water
It's not a paid vacation
The sons and daughters of city officials
Attend demonstrations
It's hardly a sink or swim
When all is well if the ticket sells

(Twiklight) TWIKLIGHT, HELL YES /maybe Luna or Celestia
Out with a whimper
It's not a blaze of glory
You look down from your temple
As people endeavor to make it a story
And chisel a marble word
But all is lost if it's never heard

(Luna / Maybe Celestia)/ even maybe rainbow or pinkie
I'll keep your dreams
You pay attention for me
As strange as it seems
I'd rather dissolve than have you ignore me
The ground may be moving fast
But I tied my boots to a broken mast

(Zecora)
The difference is clear
You throw it in your cauldron
Rust and veneer, dusk and dawn
Steinways and Baldwins
You start with a simple stock of all the waste
And salt to taste

(Twilight)
But damn my luck and damn these friends
That keep on combing back their smiles
I save my grace with half-assed guilt
And lay down the quilt upon the lawn
Spread my arms and soak up congratulations

Sorry for the delay ans how short it is there WILL BE grammer probs so yeah . I WILL STILL UPLOAD CHAPTERS.