Waking Up In Equestria
Trying to explain things to an angry princess is difficult.
Previous ChapterAuthor's Note
Yo! I added and removed Whole bunch of stuff to the previous chapter you should go read it.
also FUCK SCHOOL gotta go in September 5th
Trying to explain things to an angry princess is difficult.
I woke up in darkness and felt that I could not move, Again.
"Oh for fuck sake" I said, the words echoing off the the walls of where ever I was. I felt the cold floor beneath me and realized all I had on were shorts. I tried to move and felt that I had been tied to the floor of where ever I was. The chains rubbing painfully against the wound in my side.
"Oh , so you're finally awake" Spoke a cold familiar voice from the darkness.
"Oh shit Luna's here to torture me to death."I panicked in my mind
I felt a bag on my head being removed and closed by eyes as to not be blinded by any kind of light. I then opened my eyes and it was still pitch black Rapidly turning my head left, then right I tried to make out something in the pitch darkness, I could not see a single thing. "OH GOD AM I BLIND?!" Did AJ smash out my eye sockets!? I thought to myself in an almost manic panic.
Then out of the corner of my eye I saw two even darker blobs (If thats even possible) approaching .
Then golden light filled the place I was in , revealing both Celestia and Luna not looking very happy. Resigned to my fate I asked.
"I'm going to die now aren't I ?"
Celestia gave a slightly pained expression slightly dropping her anger . "No we just want to ask you more questions. Is that why you ran?"
Feeling relived I answered. "Well yes I mean with the way you worded things and they way you looked like you were going to incinerat-"
"Thats well enough" Interrupted Luna
"Ok" I said quietly trying to shrink away slightly, again painfully rubbing on the cloth covering my wound.
"What I wanted to ask is , why did you feel it was a good idea to try disprove me and my sisters control of the sun and moon?"Asked Celestia. I Boldly decided to lie and said.
"Well Uh, I didn't really know that that was what you did I didn't know that you controlled the sun and moon.
"We weren't going to cause you injury ..." Celestia's expression brightened as she had an epiphany." We weren't angry at you. We were angry that some pony would brain wash you into thinking that way.
"I also didn't think that it would be that big of a-"
Before my brain could tell me to shut up.Celestia interrupted with "Well It was and Is" her expression re-hardening.
"What you have done could have you tried and executed for treason" Said Luna, her voice full of contempt.
"Now sister we shouldn't let our temper control our actions."
Just to fuck fuck with Luna I said "Where I came from We orbit the sun and the moon orbits us-"
"BLASPHEMY!" Exclaimed Luna in full royal Canterlot voice as her form blurred forward and before I knew it she was right In my face with a blade made of pure magic held to my neck
"Worth the bragging rights to being the first to piss of an Alicorn just to piss them off" I thought to myself proudly.
"Luna control yourself!" Yelled Celestia " He isn't from here he is just misguided"
Grudgingly Luna stepped away from me.
"I'm sorry , I really, really didn't pay attention to what I was saying, If I could go back and change what I said and what I did I would, I plead of you can I have one more chance to prove to you that I am not here to harm anybody.I have had very little experience in this place. "
"...Okay"
"Sister!"
"I have made a decision and I am going to let him prove to me that he isn't a threat to us or to Equestria." Finished Celestia.
I smiled thankfully and said "Give me two days "
I got my stuff back and took the train back to Ponyville, getting stared at the entire time. Eventually resulting in me lip syncing music out of my portable speaker. scaring passengers
((2 days later In a completely different setting and situation))
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I Really wanted to test this theory that I have for the random musicals that ponies seemed to break out into. So I had Vinyl bring together a separate group of musicians for hire. Including a drummer, a guitar player and a singer.
"Ok so how this is going to go down is I am going to give you guys the first forty five seconds of a song and I want you to try and continue on with it, I know that sounds like something almost impossible, but I have a theory that this might work." Once they all nodded I scrolled through the many songs I had on my phone and selected one out of a group.
"Of course" , I muttered to my self when I saw what song came up.
"What?" asked Vinyl from my side.
"Its a sad song" I replied. Then I Immediately Had the best idea, turning to the assembled band I asked "I know this might be a little bit personal of a question to ask, but do any of you have anybody close to you that have fallen ill lately?"
Half of the band stiffened, most notably the singer,"Y-yeah my father why?"
"Have you made any songs about him recently?" I questioned further to which he responded with a negative. I continued with "Well then this song should actually fit well."
So I Immediately set to work explaining to each band member what they should play out for the first forty five seconds Vinyl came in massive handy when I asked if she was able to separate the instruments of the audio in the back onto paper. When she replied yes I was ecstatic. We both quickly went to the back so none of the musicians could hear the music being played. and she separated the music by ear and got it on to paper within five minuets. the weird thing was Vinyl didn't say a single thing about the music.
"Okay" I said once we were done."Lets test this." I gave each of the musicians their music sheet, I gave the singer his paper last for added effect. and with a count down they started to play. It was slow at first as they had just begun to read the music. but they immediately picked up the slack which immediately let me know that it was working.
"Summer has come and passed, The innocent can never last, Wake me up when September ends.
Like my father's come to pass, Seven years has gone so fast ,Wake me up when September ends."
As they reached ten seconds song I felt a force akin to the atmosphere condensing slightly around me hit me, and the players went from reading the papers to full on playing the song, It worked, flawlessly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw
As the song carried onwards A small group of ponies started to gather around the stage, that group soon turned into a crowd as the chorus hit. By the end of the first chorus the singer was crying but it didn't seem to effect his singing ability at all. Soon all of Ponyville was gathered around the stage. and when the song ended.The crowed cheered and stomped, but it seemed muted. Due to the sad nature of the song all of the ponies gathered around the stage had a mixture of expressions, some seemed sad , others seemed happy, while a few seemed a little disturbed. sad expressions written on their faces.
AS the cheering died down the singer turned to me and asked " Do you have any more of those songs?" he asked And soon Vinyl and I were printing out all of the songs from green day.I concluded after watching this totally new assembled band that shall hence forth be named, Green day
They were having the time of their life, I proved myself, and I was gonna make a shit ton of money.
