My adventures in Equestria! Season 1: The Ponyville welcoming party.

My grammar skills sorta got better so enjoy. Note: My keyboard is messed up so expect unfinished sentences and words.

Twas a warm summer night in an area known as Whitetail Woods, owned by the nice pony folk in a nearby village known as Ponyville. In the Forest was an adventurer pony known as Static Chaser sleeping soundly on top of an oak tree...

"YAAWWN!" Was the sound of me waking from a long well deserved rest after fighting dragons and flying cows over the moon and.... Lets save that one for later. So anyway, as I started scretching, my stomach was all GUUURRRRRRRR and GLOBLEBLIGRRRRR so then I realized needed something to eat when suddenly a rock smacked into the middle of my beautiful face. "Whos there! Come out!" I shouted out in anger when a white rabbit glaring at me throws a rock at me, missing by inches.

"Why you little demented white potato! You will pay for this!" I yelled out in anger at the little pest and was about to retaliate with stick to the knee  when a yellow pegasus pony and dark pink mane runs out from the trees. "I am so so sorry mister, Angel doesn't know any better." She said quietly and quickly. "Angel apologize!" She commanded sternly to the rabbit known as Angel. He rolled his eyes and hopped away into the trees. "Please excuse Angel, this is his favorite tree to have a picnic." She said shyly

"No worries, SORTA no harm done." I reassured her as I flew down from tree in a daze in front of her. "My name is Static Chaser, but you can call me Static. Whats yours?" I greeted her with my name when she spoke up stuttering. "fluttershy." I could barely make out what she had said to me. "What a nice name, I'll cya later. Bye!"And with that I took off towards the small town of Ponyville. "What a nice pegasus." I commented as the town suddenly came into view and I started decreasing my height and momentum.

"So this is the town of Ponyville I hear so much about." I stated out when suddenly, a ball impacts my face, dazing me momentarily. "Hey watch it down there k?" I yelled at the fillies below in a annoyance

"Were shorry mishter." Says a southern accent of light yellow filly with a rose colored mane and a bow to top it off. "That

s okay, stuff like this happens to me all the time." I said to her as I remembered the incident with the rabbit a few minutes as I hovered over them. "Whelp gots ta go, cya." With a wave of good-bye, I took off at top speed towards the awaiting time ahead.

'Man i'm hungry' I thought to myself the second I landed in the town and was hit with the aroma of baked treats. Suddenly I see a bakery called "Sugar Cube Corner." 'Sounds like a perfect place to chow down, when out of no where a pink earth pony pops up in my face.

"HiwelcometoponyvilleIneveerseenyoubeforesoyoumustbenewlolollololololiMUSTMUSTMUSTthrowyouaweclomkdnfjbhcbhvbhvdggvgvgv vcvPARTY." She says in a rush that I barely catch. "um mm thanks...I-I-I guess." I managed to speak myself out of my daze. "The party will be at 4:00 PM, I hope you'll be there." And with that she hops away, leaving me sitting on the ground. "Might as well get something to eat for the party." I suggested to myself as I got off the ground and entered the bakery. "I would like two large Double Cherry cupcakes with a sprinkle of hay." I said to the yellow colt on the register. "That

.ll be 6 bits please." I handed him the coins he gave me the bag of cupcakes. "Good day sir." I said to him as I walked out the door.

I sat on a nearby bench in the Ponyville public park and devoured my treats whole in one bite. 'Man that hit the spot.' I complimented to myself when I looked down at my watch. "3:50, best starts movin." I said to myself as threw the plastic bag into a recycle bin and took off towards the bakery. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted with darkness then suddenly the lights flicked on and all the ponies of Ponyville all shout out "SURPRISE!" All at once. "RUSSIANS!" I screamed out like a child and dove under the table. "Why whats wrongs says the pink pony I met earlier. "Oh..Umm...Sorry. Thought I was being attacked by Euqrusstria." I spoke out as I climbed from underneath the table. "That is okay silly! Why don't you meet every pony else." One by one I was greeted with the Ponyvillians. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED." And with that, the music kicked in and everypony started enjoying the snacks and dancing.

That is when I spotted the yellow pegasus pony talking to a group of five other ponies I remember getting greeted by.. I then see the pink pony, Pinkie Pie. I walk up to Fluttershy. "Uh hey Fluttershy." I said to her as I shook her hoof. "These your friends?" I asked as I looked at the ponies behind her. "Y-y-yes." She manage to squeaked out to me. "Sho tis iz the pony mah sishter hit in the fashe with her bawl." Says a orange earth pony name I remember as Apple Jack. "Apple jack. Uhhh right? Any way it was an accident, she didn't mean to, You see I always get hit in the." I said to Apple Jack, reassuring her quickly. "Anyway just gonna get some snacks, cya." And I walked off to the snack stand.

"These ponies are real nice." I said to my self as I enjoyed a chocolate cake.

"They-NOMNOMNOM-Have good food." I said to myself as I chowed down on a white chocolate cookie. That's when I notice ponies leaving and realized it was time to go. "Time to head to a place to set up my tent." I said as I left the bakery and headed towards that park I saw earlier.

As soon as I made it to the park, I took of my saddle bags and throw a large tent out in the park. 'That

s more like it!" I thought to myself when I zipped it open and dropped on my sleeping bag. "Man im pooped.*YAAWWNNN* Good night Ponyv-" I never got to finish what I was saying when I fell asleep.