My adventures in Equestria! Season 1: The Ponyville welcoming party.

If it has (Special) in the chapter title then it is not apart of the story. Also I rushed so don't rage bro...

It was a early morning in Ponyville as I was walking on the trail i told to on to Fluttershy's cottage to help her with her animals. "Goodness does this pony live far from civilization." I moaned in bored as I jumped over a fallen branch. As I landed on the other side, I tripped on a wire running between to trees. After I got off the ground, a familiar white bunny jumps in my view and starts glaring at me while holding a metal pipe. “YOU!” I yelled in anger as I jumped off the ground and pulled a golf club from out of my mane.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

And with that we were off clubs swinging in all directions. I jumped on top of him but he body slammed me into a tree. I quickly got up and retaliated with a drop kick to face.I quickly got up and retaliated with a drop kick to face, knocking him across the woods into a clearing.

“I will take you down!” I yelled and flew at him with my golf club swinging.

Angel suddenly pulls an Ak-47 from behind his back and starts firing with a Ratatatat, barely missing my head with bullets. “BRING BRO!” I yelled in pride while I was reflecting the bullets back at him with my golf club. Luckily one of the bullets hits the AK in his paws and sends it flying into a lake nearby. “AHAHAH.” But it wasn’t over. Angel whistles when suddenly bunnies from all colors and sizes swarm in to the clear with me. “Crap.” Was the last thing I said before they charged at me with swords, maces, and knives.

While in Ponyville.

“It was nice of you to take us shopping Rarity.” Said a meek voice known as Fluttershy as they were entering the Ponyville Shopaholic store. “It was nothing dear; after all I still owe you guys for helping me win last year’s Ponyville annual beauty pageant.” Said a sweet voice from a pony name Rarity. Everypony’s attention was brought up to the sky when one of Fluttershy's rabbits soar through the air and land in a nearby pond. “Now wut da hay waz that all abowt.” Says a southern accent from a pony known as Applejack when more rabbits started raining down into Ponyville. “It looks like it came from Fluttershy’s place, let’s go check it out.” Said a unicorn called Twilight Sparkles.

They all started hurrying when they heard shouts of the pony known as Static Chaser in a clearing. As they jumped into a bush peeked out, they were surprised by a sight of Static. He was being attacked by angry rabbits while he was swing his golf club.

Static’s POV.

They were coming in every direction, rabbits. I was dodging rockets from Javelins and Rpg-7s while trying to take down all the other angry rabbits.“What do you want from meeee.” I cried out in disbelief when thousands and thousands of other rabbits ran from out of the trees with Rpgs and swords while I have just a little ole golf club.

Suddenly a voice screams out of nowhere

“PESIMA DALO” My golf club was suddenly put into a golden flame and armor started wrapping around me, turning into a PMD: Pony of Mass Destruction. “LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!”A tank suddenly rips the trees down and stops 12 meters away from me with the words Bunny warrior written on the sides of it. Angel was standing on top of it with a proud look on his face millions of rabbits from came from behind him and charges at me. [ open a new page and put this song on youtube. Death Trend Setta-Crossfade.]

Wave 12: Watch out for large enemy forces of Juggerbunnies, attack squirrels, and suicide bombers.

“Wait what?” But I never got to finish as a rabbit jumps in front of me and explodes, throwing me off the rock and into a tree, knocking me unconscious.

Me: CRAP CRAP CRAP SO CLOSE TO PWNING THSE NEWBS ZOMG THZ GAME H4X!

New game:

Wave 2340559494939393949498548: 7,000 Juggerbunnies, 302,000 enemy forces, and Nuclear suicide bombers.

Me: eheheh *Puts gun too head* "Nope" I said as I pulled the trigger.