My adventures in Equestria! Season 1: The Ponyville welcoming party.

This chapter may or may not be short so beware. [Also my grammar fails.] And I ran out of ideas and I will be rushing because I am in school.

BOOM! CRACKLE SNAP

It was a stormy day in Ponyville but I had enough experience in storms like this plus I was born in the eye of a hurricane so pretty much I am not alarmed by the storm but what makes it scarier; No pony made the storm and it can't be stopped. Also it is raining hail stones the size of an apple. While I was waking up in my tent on the top of a hill, a hail stone broke the-Let's skip that part eh? Anyway... As I was walking into the town in the storming morning, ponies were running and screaming while hail stones pelted them IN THE FACE...Ehhh got carried away there...

So while I was calmly walking towards the the Ponyville (Didn't notice I put 2 the's before Ponyville eh?) public library to check out... Well running and screaming like a mad cow towards the Ponyville public library I should say instead... While I was running I hear a scream of a filly nearby so I go to check it out but I was frozen in horror as a branch from the top a tree falls down towards the filly, but before it could hit her, I dive at her pushing her out the way while branch crashes behind me. "Thank you mister for saving me." Said a white unicorn filly with a purple and pink mane. "Aren't you Rarity's little sister?" I asked in concerned. "Well yes I am." She replied to my question.

"Well Rarity should be glad I save ya flank. Gotta go catch ya later... If you know what I mean." Before she could reply to my comment I took off towards the library again without time to lose. More hail stone fell on me but they sorta slew me down by .2% Aren't I good at math matics... Back to the story. So while I FALCON HOOFED the door open, a book smashed into my forehead, dazing me for a few seconds. "Hey what was that for?" I asked as I tilted my head in confusion. "Sorry Static, didn't see you there. Can you help me? I am looking for a book called The ponies of magic. Can you help me look for it?" She asked me while throwing books off the shelf. "Sure no prob." I said to her as I flew up to the top of a book shelf and found her book in one try. "Here it is." I tossed her the book and I landed on the floor in a thud.

"Thanks Static, I was looking for that book for a long time." She thanked me as she levitated it in the air. "Mornin Twi, Hey Static." Greeted spike as he rubbed his eyes and headed for the kitchen. "Sup dude. Your welcome Twilight. Do you have a book called The Flying Dice?" I asked her. "Sure it is right here...umm.." "Found it." I said as I pulled out my library card and put the book in my saddle bag. "Good day to you." I said after she checked my card. "See you later Static." She waved her hoof at me as I walked out the door... Or flew out the door I should say. 'I wonder if Sugar Cube Corner is open' I thought to myself as I dodged a block of hail. The rain started hitting harder so stopped under a roof with other ponies and dug into my saddle bags and found my SUPERCOOLBALLISTICGOGGLESOFEPICNESS and put them on. 'Lets get started' I thought to myself as I walked from under the roof and continued dodging hail stones and screaming ponies.

By the time I made it to the Sugar Cube Corner, The Cake family was turning the closed sign to open. "Hello Mr and Mrs. Cake." I greeted as I walked into the bakery. "Why hello Static." Said Mr. Cake as he got behind the counter. "I would like a Super anti territoriality cupcake please." I asked as I took off my SUPERCOOLBALLISTICGOGGLESOFEPICNESS and put them into my saddle bags. Mr. Cake handed me the freshly baked cupcakes as I gave him 7 bits and left feeling like a boss. As I got outside, I was blinded by the sunlight of the sun. "SKITTLESFROMHELL!" I was amazed how fast the storm cleared out with me realizing. Ponies left the protection of their homes to investigate the damage the hail caused them. "This world is one magical place." I said in disbelief as fillies ran out side with toys and kites and played with them like nothing ever happened. "Oh hi Static." Greeted Rarity. "Sweetie Bell told me what happened so I went to say Thank you."

"It was nothing miss Rarity." I replied to her as I headed back to Whitetail woods AKA Crackertail woods...If you know what I mean. "By what do you mean?" She asked. "Nothing...Nothing at all." I replied to her as I slowly crawled away to eat my lunch by a tree. "I'll see you later I guess." She said and took off back to her... Carsol Butty? Nope. Carsail Barbecue? No no no... Carualsel Buttcute? Forget. Anyway she headed back to her dress making place I should put it.

"Now I can find a place to eat my lunch." I sighed and walked to a large oak tree away from the town. "Time for peace and quiet." I sighed again as I laid my back on a tree and pulled out my lunch. It was still fresh right out the oven. "Thank Celestia it's alright." I took a bite out of it and was LITERALLY blown 10ft away from the sheer awesomeness of that one little bitty cupcake. "Mother of god." I stated as I my shades and lowered them to my mouth. I grabbed a helmet and braced myself for another bite another and another until I ate all them good tasty cupcakes. "Like a baws PewDiePie...Wait who is PewDiePie?" I asked myself in confusion about the name. "Oh yeah he is my cousin Stephano PewDiePie who lives on the other side of the everfree forest, I should go visit him because I hadn't seen him in a while now. It's settled." I said as I looked up in the sky.

"I will cross the everfree forest to see him." I made up my mind and prepared my gear. I looked at my watch that appeared out of nowhere and it said it was 6:34. "Wow time sure can flypast when you're eating a cupcake." I sighed as I started to set up my tent to a new adventure ahead.