Author's Note

This chapter hurt to get out...sorry for the wait and all.

Ch 2: The nightmare: ANGEL BUNNY

Fluttershy and I head into the kitchen and prepare a favorite of mine. Cheese, cheese, and more god damn cheese. Pulling some out of her pantry, my mouth watering, I stare at the two cheddar cheese wheels she gives me wide eyed, for they were the giant twenty pounders that could be used on a wheelbarrow. "Cheeeesssee." My fingers wiggle towards the cheese.

Suddenly a portal appears on the floor, and from it comes my cheese rival, Cthulu. "Cthulu steals all Madgod's cheese now"

A tentacle rockets towards my precious cheese which I slap away with my left hand. "Bitch please, this is Madgod's cheese!"

With twitching tentacles, Cthulu launches towards me. I simply move out of the way which causes him to land in a pot of boiling water. Flailing about, he screams. "IT BURNS!"

Walking over to him with a sinister smile, I have an really cruel idea. "Looks like we're having octopussy for lunch, Fluttershy!"

Wide-eyed, he opens a portal and jumps into it. Cursing me with MANY foul words that I won't say in front of dearest Fluttershy, even though I've said plenty already.

Fluttershy, during the ordeal, had been staring blankly ahead, wide-eyed with her mouth hanging open from the moment Cthulu appeared. She does that quiet often. Maybe she needs a doctor. Maybe I could ask Nurse Redheart to check her out...ah well, that's for another day.

I poke her after Cthulu leaves, and when she doesn't even flinch I begin to think I killed her. After two minutes or so, she twitches slightly at least allowing me to know she is not dead.

Muttering a bit at Fluttershy's state "Well, this is the most surprising day I've had since arriving. More so than the first. Damn that Rainbow Dash, putting Madgod in that cast. I can't use the Wabbajack, it would more than likely cause her to lose her soul if I use it again on her so soo-" A sudden screeching cuts me off, I whip my head around only to see something white and furry latch itself onto my face clawing and biting me like a rabid wolf under the full moon. "OHMYFUCKINGGODWHATTHEHELLISTHIS?!" Grabbing what ever it is on my face, I attempt to tear it off, only resulting in two things; One, I fall onto Fluttershy, two whatever is latched on me begins going at it 'harder'. Get it? Going at it harder? You know as in- oh screw you.

Landing on Fluttershy causes her to regain focus. She gets back up and she whips her head towards me and in a stern but motherly tone "Angel Bunny! Front and center this instant mister!"

The white furry demon launches off my face, knocking me to the floor, I sit up to find, not a demon, but a god damn bunny. A mother fucking bunny did this. There's no way in HELL that's a fucking regular bunny. If it is, I will kick a baby. I swear, I will take a baby put it on the ground, and kick it. Why am I so sure? Because one, bunnies fear EVERYTHING! I mean I once saw a bunny run in fear from a fucking leaf. A LEAF! It was simply being carried by the wind but it ran like it was a wolf! This bunny, is a demon in disguise.

Fluttershy begins scolding the nightmarish bunny while I simply begin to think of how to reveal the demon in disguise. Muttering under my breath, I begin to create some ideas. "Maybe some holy water? No, it would sense it coming. A stake? No, to...bloody for my liking. Ah screw it I'll think of it later." Fluttershy pats the little monster's head, and he begins hopping towards me. Backing up in a flash, wide-eyed. "Stay away demon." I take my index fingers and make a cross. "The power of Madgod repels you demon!" Either it was to strong, or just unaffected, it simply cocks it head to the side and squeaks at me then runs off to who knows where.

"Fluttershy...why do you have a demon living in you're home?" Wide-eyed with my voice shaking a bit in fear trying to understand why such a sweet mare would have a demon in her home.

Tilting her head to the side, she ponders my question. "Demon...demon...oh wait! You mean Angel Bunny! He's just a cute cuddly bunny. He just thought you were harming me, he's quiet protective of me." So the Wabbajack also made her blunt and to the point. I really hope it wears off soon god damn it.

"Bunny? No way it's a bunny, it's a monster in disguise." I look towards a window to see the demon staring hungrily at me. "HE'S GONNA FUCKING EAT ME!" I jump behind a chair and stare fearfully at the nightmare that is Angel Bunny. "Not even Vaermina could make such a horrid nightmare as such.

"You are such a strange one. Angel won't hurt you as long as you don't harm me, the other animals, or destroy the cottage." She said it so fucking cheery too...WHY DOES MY WABBAJACK HATE ME SO?! I made the damn thing...WHY WON'T IT LOVE ME LONG TIME LIKE A HOOKER WOULD?!

"I thank you for telling me how to avoid you're demons unholy furry fury. That's a tongue twister! Unholy furry fury. Unholy furry furry. GOD DAMN IT I MESSED UP!" I steam at my own failure.

Fluttershy giggles at my antics. "Your just like my friend Pinkie. I bet you two would hit it off fast!" Kinky Fluttershy, kinky.

At the mention of Pinkie I remember Discord saying how crazy and logic defying like me she is. I just had to meet her in person now! Oh the fun we could have! The pranks we could pull! Oh it just gets me so...EXCITED!

"Oh Sheo, are you ready to get to work? I'll have Angel stay away from you!" She smiles

"Thank you and yes I am." I come out from behind the chair. "What shall we be working on?"

"I need you to go out and feed the animals, the shack outside has food inside labeled for who gets what, so it shouldn't be too hard."

I nod in confirmation and head outside, my thoughts drifting to how my meeting with Pinkie Pie would fare.

As fate would have it though, Pinkie Pie was on her way that morning to help Fluttershy with the animals. Let the meeting between Madgod and Pinkie begin!