As told by Sheogorath: Madness is Magic!
Ch 3: Meeting the Rest of the Mane Six! Plus A Time Skip Because Time Skips Are Cool!
Previous ChapterAuthor's Note
Not meant to be much, just a prelude to the first arc
Enjoy!
Ch 3: Meeting the Rest of the Mane Six! Plus A Time Skip Because Time Skips Are Cool!
Change of P.O.V- Pinkie Pie
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Hopping down a dirt road towards one of my best friends in the whole wide world, I couldn't help but take in the always so spectacular look of the tree line and the serene feel of the river flowing next to me. "Ah, such a wonderful day!" I giggle a bit, I was bringing some cupcakes for Fluttershy and that stallion Rainbow Dash had plowed through a few days ago. My mind wanders a bit as I travel. "Maybe he would like a... Welcome to Ponyville, Sorry Rainbow Dash Hurt You, Get Better Soon Party! Oh I just LOVE parties!" With that I near the cottage and I come upon the sight of the supposedly injured stallion pointing a stick towards Angel Bunny, in a strange attempt to fight him off.
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Change of P.O.V- Sheogorath
I swing my stick at the nightmare that is Angel Bunny, or should I say 'Demon Bunny who wants to eat my face', that seem FAR more appropriate. "YOU SHALL NOT HARM ME DEMON!" Fluttershy was on the ground laughing her flank off at this spectacle. Why won't the side effects disappear already?! Angel Bunny however, did not feel threatened by my amazing stickmanship, and kept coming closer, and closer to me. Suddenly he leaps onto my legs and I give a unfortunately girly scream. "EEEEK!" I shake back in forth like it was a monster trying to grab me.
"Hahaha!" I hear a unfamiliar laugh and look around till I see a pink mare laughing at my fear of Angel.
"It's not funny, you...extremely pink mare I don't know the name of...that demon was going to kill me!"
"Oh silly filly, lil' Angel won't harm you, he's too adorable for that!" She suddenly, and impossibly, appears behind me. Then I realize who this is.
"Are you by any chance...Pinkie Pie?" She nods a quick and abrupt yes. "My names Sheogorath, a pleasure."
"Great to meetcha! Hey you were the stallion RD hit, right? Now I have to hold your "Welcome To Ponyville, Glad Your Better, Rainbow Dash Is Sorry Party!" She jumps up, only to fall down...in slow motion. This madness...is AMAZING! I have NEVER seen such a wonder since Discord's Chocolate Rain Pound Cloud Lemonade! I knew me and her would get along JUST fine!
"SPLENDID A PARTY?! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!" I cheer and snap my fingers, causing a couple clouds to appear and begin raining cheese from the sky.
"OMGOSHITSRAININGCHEESEFLUTTERSHY!" Pinkie became a Pac-man, and begin jumping up and eating several cheese's in mid-fall. I myself do the same thing. We simply bounded in the wonderfulness that is cheese. Gouda cheese, Cheddar cheese, Swiss cheese, Mozzarella cheese, and so many more! Oh how I LOVE cheese!
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Location: Great Oaks Library P.O.V: Twilight Sparkle
Looking over out a window, I notice a strange rain over only Fluttershy's cottage. "I need to check that out."
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Location: Rainbow Dash's Cloud Home P.O.V Rainbow Dash
"Hey...there's no rain scheduled today..." I had noticed it raining over Fluttershy's cottage. "Ugh...why do I..." I dart out and head to fix the problem...I'd rather be napping and dreaming about being a Wonderbolt though...I could head back...nah, I wouldn't be a good friend if I did...
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Location: Carousel Boutique P.O.V Rarity Belle
"Oh heavens, I thought there was meant to be no rain today!" I had noticed the small rain above Fluttershy's cottage, it was peculiar to say the lease, especially after seeing Rainbow speeding towards it. "Hm, I should see if dear Fluttershy's alright. Celestia knows she's easily scared."
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Location: Sweet Apple Acres P.O.V Applejack
"Now what in tarnation?!" I was speeding towards Fluttershy's house, I live close enough to see it not being rain...but cheese. "What could Discord be up too?!"
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Location: Fluttershy's Cottage P.O.V Sheogorath
"I LOVE CHEESE!" I screamed
"WE LOVE CHEESE!" Pinkie called back in response
"LETS ALL SING ABOUT CHEESE!" Surprisingly Fluttershy chimed back.
And in unison- "CHEESE IS AMAZING!" All during our strange moment of chhese-declaring love, we were on a trampoline that Pinkie had found...in her hair...even I was baffled...then I ate cheese and all became well.
We fell back in laughter as four mares speed towards us shouting if 'everything is ok' or something similar.
"Oh! Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack! Come meet a new friend!" Pinkie chimed while taking the trampoline...and putting back in her hair...
They slowed down to a walking pace, upon seeing the three of us simply having a good time. The one named Twilight walked up in what I would call the otaku sailor uniform, commonly found in Japanese cartoons, or Anime as it is called. She looked around, noticing all the cheese on the ground. "What in Starswirls beard happened here?!" She asked trying to piece things together. "Fluttershy, did Discord do this?"
A white unicorn, wearing a pair of boots, some sort of designer jeans, a sleeveless shirt, and a diamon necklace spoke next.
"Darling, we all know that when it comes to Discord it usually involves chocolate milk, or cotton candy."
Twilight sighed "I guess, that is true." Looking toward myself now. "So who are you?"
I smile "Why, my name is Francisco Martin James Akira Maria Gauldur John McCoy Stanley Steamer Chris Vocaloid Kamui Mad Drake Ben Nathan Tom Justin Horatio Penelope Viagra Martin the 47.8th. You may call me Sheogorath, my dear!"
"Thats quiet ah name ya got there." A wide eyed orange mare spoke in suprise, in honesty she looked like a stereotypical cowgirl, hat and all.
"Hey! Aren't you the stallion who interrupted my training session?" A raspy tomboyish voice said. I look over to see Rainbow Dash, my pain inflicter, wearing camo shorts, sandals,and a black shirt reading "HOMEWRECKER" in big letter across her chest.
"Aren't you the one who wasn't looking while flying at 200 m.p.h and crashed into an innocent stallion minding his business and put him in the hospital?" Dashie, yes I'm calling her Dashie, opened her mouth but was unable to think of a retort.
Everyone chuckled a bit which led to a laugh fest that even Dashie joined in.
Well, things just went from there...
TIME SKIP 6 MONTHS LATER
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Location: Ponyville Residence of Madgod. Time: 11:54 p.m.
"...and that, Discord is why I believe Angel Bunny is eithera demon or one of Dagon's dwemora indisguise.
"Interesting theory, what say you Loki?"
Loki sighed "I say it is late, and I wish to turn in for the night. Goodnight my friends." Loki returned to Asgard in a flash of light
"I digress, Sheo, I must as well, good night." With that Discord disappeared a puff of cotton candy, raspberry blue to be exact.
With both friends gone, I turn in for the night. Welcoming the dreams that shall come.
