Ponies: Full Magic Consequences

Twilight Sparkle was reading when Spike was cleaning the books. He tripped and found that Pinkie Pie was hiding his penis inside one.

"Pinkie! Get my penis out of this large, Equestrian tome!" Spike said, struggling to get the can opener so he could cut it and suck out the goodness.

However, at that moment, Twilight was schlicking furiously at the picture of Rainbow Dash with that bar stool and a picture of Twilight.

Spike had freed himself from the tyranny of Pinkie's devices and ran to the door just in time to see Gary motherfucking Oak eating out Fluttershy, who prompty set fire to Applejack's orchard of delicious apples.

And they all died.

BUT THEN DASHIE WAS ZOMBIE!