It's ostensibly a clopfic which includes a can opener, a zombie, and nerve-eating nanobots. I'm really not sure how else to summarize it except as the kind of stuff /mlp/ comes up with after midnight. Mostly about Lyra. Rules were/are:
ITT: Together, we write an story.
But you only get five words per post, and must continue from the previous post.

Twilight Sparkle was reading when…