Author's Note

This "story" is just a dumping ground for all the bullshit little nonsensical ideas I have that don't really amount to anything more than a quick drabble. Which happens more than you'd think. ...or maybe not.

Pinkie Sues Mabel

Mabel Pines was happily decorating Waddles with fake plastic pearls when the front door of the Mystery Shack slammed open.

"MABEL PINES!" a high-pitched voice snarled. "I'D LIKE A FEW WORDS WITH YOU!"

Mabel looked up, and her eyes widened. A pink pony with a curly cotton candy mane and bright blue eyes stood in the doorway, barrel heaving. A glare of icy unfun ripped through Mabel like Grunkle Stan's Brown Meat, but she paid that no attention.

"Pony..." she whispered in awe.

The pony stalked angrily toward Mabel, hooves clopping across the splintered wood floor. Waddles looked up, oinked, and backed out of the room.

"You...COPIED ME...you little...ME-COPYING JERK!" the pony screeched in Mabel's face.

Mabel blinked. "Okay, talking pony, settle down, sheesh. What's got your saddle on too tight?"

"I'M NOT WEARING A SADDLE!" the pony shouted. "BUT I AM WEARING A LAW SUIT!"

Mabel blinked again. "Huh?"

The pony paused, thinking about what she'd just said, and facehoofed. "I mean...I'M SUING YOU!" She rooted around in her mane and came out with a big yellow envelope, which she slapped Mabel with. Mabel picked it up and opened it, reading the enclosed documents.

NOTICE OF LAW-TYPE STUFF

Pinkamena Diane Pie is hereby suing Mabel Pines for trademark infringement
In regards to an incident involving a confetti cannon
Pay up or you'll be sorry
Love, Pinkie Pie

It was written in pink cake frosting.

"Um. Okay. Wow." Mabel shook her head. "I still don't get it."

"PARTY CANNONS ARE MY THING!" Pinkie cried, stomping a hoof. "You can't have a party cannon without my permission!"

"Wait...that's what this is about? You mean that confetti cannon I used to blast a zombie to save my family?"

"Yeah, that!" Pinkie declared. "You could've used your grappling hook, you know, the one from season one, but instead you came up with a confetti cannon out of nowhere and YOU TOTALLY RIPPED ME OFF!"

Mabel sighed. "Okay. Okay. I think we can work this out in a calm, reasonable fashion..."

"Come one, come all! Witness the talking, dancing, singing, cupcake-baking MYSTERY PONY!"

Pinkie, wearing a frilly maid outfit, blew upward on her mane as the tourists gathered around her cage. "I should've known better than to mess with Disney..."