Pony Fails

A stallion with a shaggy mane rolled around Ponyville on a colorful beach ball.

"Jaaaaaaaames Baxter!" he whinnied.

Rainbow Dash stared. "Uhh...what's up with that dude?"

"Jaaaaaaaames Baxter!"

"I have no idea," Rarity said. "Perhaps he's drunk?"

"Jaaaaaaaaames Baxter!"

Fluttershy frowned. "Oh my. Do you think maybe he's..."

"Retarded?" Rainbow asked.

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"Well...yes...that."

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"Yep, that guy's definitely got poo-brain," Spike said.

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"Well I think he's funny!" Pinkie said. She pulled a similar ball out of nowhere and stood on it, rolling circles around the odd stallion.

"JAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"PIIIIIIIIIIIINKIE PIE!"

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"PIIIIIIIIIINKIE PIE!"

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKIE PIE!"

How many hours can a retard and an easily-amused party pony ride around on beach balls whinnying their names at each other?

Perhaps Mr. Owlowiscious knows.

"Hoo?"

You.

"Hoo?"

"You. Owlowiscious."

"Hoo?"

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTER!"

"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKIE PIE!"

"Hoo?"

Fuck it. I'm out.