Pony Fails

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Porno in Ponyville shines!
And I know for absolute certain
Pornography is certainly fine!

There's the Mayor clopping off in her office!
There's the sofa clerk inking his quill!

My Ponyville
Loves to see me get filled
By ten different stallions up on top of a hill!

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Porno in Ponyville shiiiiiiiiiines!
And I know for absolute certain!
Pornography is certainly...

*SPLOOSH*

"Terribly sorry, darling. I'm not very good with--"