Pony Fails

Flash stood outside an Applewood Dorm which had been completely overhauled into a dusty, gritty dive covered in gaudy neon signs, with oil drum firepits burning out front. Flash himself was covered in grease and grime and wearing a dusty leather jacket.

"Step right up to the Apple Picker!" he called out. "We've got pink pussy, purple pussy, white pussy, blue pussy, yellow pussy, orange pussy, quiet pussy, married pussy, pussy pussy!"

"El Rey marathon," Rainbow said with a scowl, arms folded. "Real good idea, Pinkie Pie."

"Heheh...oops?"

"Umm...girls? I can't seem to find my snake," Fluttershy said.