Author's Note

People have been asking me for years why I don't write Digimon crossovers.

This is why.

Failmon

"Uhh...Sonata...what are you doing?"

Sonata gently laid a large russet potato on a baking dish on the kitchen table. For some reason, she'd attached large, shiny button doll eyes to the potato and drawn a rabbit-like mouth on it with a Sharpie. She'd even given it "whiskers" made of weedwhacker line. Nodding satisfactorily, she put an old baby carrier on her head, then pulled on a pair of comically huge Mickey Mouse gloves. Taking a step back and smirking victoriously, she pumped a fist.

"Potatomon! Digivolve to...BAKEDPOTATOMON!"

She unceremoniously kicked the potato off the table and replaced it with a steaming loaded baked potato that had black olive "eyes" and bacon "whiskers".

Aria facepalmed.