Pony Fails

by MythrilMoth

Cider Pitchman

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"Sweet Apple Cider! Hoof-made by the Apple Family of Ponyville, it is the finest cider in all of Eques—"

"Uhh, scuse me, Sir Patrick?"

"—yes?"

"Well, it's jes'...we all decided we're gonna go another way with this here campaign. Ah mean, no disrespect, but...this jes' ain't workin' out. Sorry."

"...I grow tired of this..."


Author's Note

If you don't get it, look up "Strongbow Cider Patrick Stewart".

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