Pony Fails
Cider Pitchman
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"Uhh, scuse me, Sir Patrick?"
"—yes?"
"Well, it's jes'...we all decided we're gonna go another way with this here campaign. Ah mean, no disrespect, but...this jes' ain't workin' out. Sorry."
"...I grow tired of this..."
Author's Note
If you don't get it, look up "Strongbow Cider Patrick Stewart".
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