Pony Fails

Hours after the wedding of Cranky and Matilda, long after the sun had set, the Mane Six were resting at Sugar Cube Corner, enjoying a nice relaxing drink and some cupcakes, when Pinkie suddenly said, "Hey! Hey, guess what!"

"What is it, Pinkie?" Twilight asked.

Pinkie grinned wickedly. "Right now, Cranky Doodle's getting himself a piece of ass!"

The others blinked at her, then at each other.

"AUGH!!"

Pinkie rolled around on the floor laughing.