Pony Fails

Rain lashed against the windows of the Rainbooms' tour bus as thunder rumbled. The sky was heavy with dark clouds, and strong winds rocked the high-profile vehicle precariously.

"Sorry girls," Flash Sentry said from the driver's seat. "Looks like we're stuck here until the storm passes."

"Ugh!" Rainbow complained, kicking the locked door of the bus. "Bad enough we're stuck out in this storm, but why'd we hafta get stuck in this part of town?"

"Ah wouldn't fret none, Rainbow Dash," Applejack said. "Ah mean, it ain't like...people are gonna think we're...y'know..."

"Whose idea was it to take a shortcut through the red light district, anyway?" Rarity asked haughtily.

Rainbow was about to retort, but a deafening roar cut her off. The entire bus began to rattle and vibrate. The Rainbooms looked around at one another, wide-eyed and frightened.

"What...what IS that?" Fluttershy squeaked.

"It sounds like a freight train," Rarity said.

"That ain't no train," Applejack said, swallowing nervously. "That's a tornado..."

Sunset Shimmer stood nearest the largest windows at the rear the bus. She raised the blinds and looked out the rain-spattered glass. She gasped.

A massive column of roaring wind slammed through the roof of a nearby brothel. As she watched, dozens of dark shapes were sucked up into the storm; as the tornado drew perilously close to their bus, a half-dressed woman suddenly slammed against the window, her breasts pressed up against the glass.

"No," Sunset said. "It's not a tornado."

She turned to the other girls, a grim expression on her face.

"It's a Whorenado."