Pony Fails

My name is Deep Trot, and I'm a pig on the lam.

You may think Ponyville is a paradise—clean air, fresh grass, plenty to eat for everypony—but I'm here to tell you it's a nightmare. An absolute nightmare.

If you could see what I've seen, if you could hear what I've heard...if only you knew what I know...you'd be terrified of equines. Absolutely terrified.

Unfortunately, the truth falls on deaf ears. I've tried to rally supporters. I've tried to convince my fellow creatures of the evils that the equines are capable of. But they choose to remain blind to reality...

My name is Deep Trot, and I'm a pig on the lam.

"Hey Applejack, Deep Trot's ridin' 'round on that there lamb again!"

"Aw, let 'im be, Apple Bloom. He ain't hurtin' nothin'."