Pony Fails

A pale-skinned, androgynous homunculus with long quills of greenish-brown hair, wearing a skintight leather halter top and miniskirt, screamed over and over again as a certain hardy ranch stallion by the name of Braeburn enthusiastically railed him hard in the asshole.

"YEE-HAW!" Braeburn yelled. "This here's how we git 'er done in AAAAAAAAAAPLELOOSA!"