Pony Fails

"So a horse walks into a bar," Rainbow Dash began, snickering.

Applejack rolled her eyes. "Oh brother, here we go," she said.

"Dashie, that joke is so old Chancellor Puddinghead was tired of it," Pinkie Pie said with a groan.

"Oh yeah?" Rainbow Dash challenged. "Then how about you come up with a better one!"

"Okay!" Pinkie sat up, eyes bright. "So a dickhead walks into a bar..." She grinned viciously at her friends. "And the bartender says, 'why the dong face?'"

Two seconds passed. Applejack blinked once, then twice.

Rainbow Dash fell over. "AAAAAAAAUGH!"