Pony Fails

Sunset Shimmer sighed as she flipped through a scrapbook of her shameful, horrible past. She winced at a particular picture of her harassing some freshmen while Flash Sentry looked on with a disgusted expression. "No wonder you dumped me," she said. "I really was the worst."

Flash shrugged. "That...actually wasn't why I dumped you," he said.

Sunset looked up at him and blinked. "Huh? I always thought..."

"I mean yeah, you were kinda the biggest bitch in school, but that's not why I dumped you," Flash said indifferently.

Sunset frowned. "But then...why?"

"Because you wouldn't put out."

Sunset stared at him in disbelief.

Flash snorted. "What, you think I'd have put up with your shit if I wasn't after your body?"

Sunset punched him in the nose and stalked off.