Pony Fails

Version 1

Diamond Tiara burst through the front doors of the Rich Mansion. "DADDY!"

"What is it, Diamond Tiara?" Filthy Rich asked apprehensively.

"I demand you divorce Mother immediately and marry ME!"

Filthy Rich blinked at her.

He thought about that for a long moment.

"Well," he said at length, "it'll be one less allowance I have to pay. So sure."

Version 2

Diamond Tiara burst through the front doors of the Rich Mansion. "DADDY!"

"What is it, Diamond Tiara?" Filthy Rich asked apprehensively.

"I've decided to become a prostitute!"

Filthy Rich blinked at her.

He thought about that for a long moment.

He shrugged. "Why not? That's how I met your mother, after all..."