Pony Fails

"I'VE GOT IT!" Pinkie Pie suddenly announced, startling her friends.

"You've got what?" Rainbow asked.

Pinkie hopped up and leaned into Rarity's face. "Remember that time Twilight gave you magic wings and we all went to Cloudsdale and you showed off with your wings and got all wing-crazy and attention-hogging and made Rainbow Dash panic even more than she already was?"

"Err...yes, Pinkie," Rarity said, drawing back and raising a hoof. "I do remember that. Quite vividly."

"I just figured out what to call you!" Pinkie said brightly.

The others looked at each other.

"Uhh...Pinkie Pie? That...that was four years ago," Applejack said slowly.

"I know! It took me four years to think of just the right name for a unicorn with butterfly wings!"

The others looked at each other again.

"Umm...okay," Twilight Sparkle said. "So...what DO you call a unicorn with butterfly wings?"

Pinkie grinned broadly. "A buttercorn!"

Everypony else fell over.

"Whaaaat?" Pinkie whined.

Just then, Pinkie's tail started twitching, and a brick fell on her head from out of nowhere.