Pony Fails

PRINCESS CELESTIA IS INCREDIBLY HORNY

by Button Mash, staff writer

Today we took a field trip to Canterlot Castle, where we met Princess Celestia. I've never seen the Princess in person before. I'm here to tell you she's the horniest pony in all of Equestria!

She really seems to love being with foals. The whole time we were in Canterlot, she just kept coming and coming, even though that old pony with the big droopy mustache told her she didn't have time to play with foals.

And she has such a huge appetite! She took in everything we had to give her. By the time the old pony finally dragged her off, she had cream all over her face.

Button Mash looked into the furiously red, enraged face of his mother, Love Tap. He tilted his head in innocent confusion. "What?"