Pony Fails

"So, uhh...mind if I ask you a question?"

"Yes, I'm really a girl."

"Oh. You get that one a lot, huh?"

"Lately? Yes."

"Well, it's just that I heard you might've been, y'know--"

"A guy?"

"Yeah."

"I was never a man, no. I never had any kind of operation. I've always been what I am."

"Cool. ...you sure? If I check, I won't find any, y'know, they-cut-it-off scars...?"

"You do realize I have a missile launcher and a beam cannon, right?"

"...I'll just take your word for it."