Pony Fails
The Snark Knight Rises
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"You look like hell, Aria," Adagio Dazzle said as she stirred her coffee.
Aria groaned, puffy bags under her bloodshot eyes. "I had the worst nightmare..."
"Oh?"
"I dreamed I was stuck at the bottom of a mile-deep well with a hundred Sonatas. I kept trying to climb out, but I kept falling..." Aria shuddered. "The worst part was that every time I tried to climb, the Sonatas all kept up this ridiculous, annoying chant..."
Sonata walked into the room, leaned over Aria with an evil look on her face, and began chanting:
"FISH FISH taco taco...FISH FISH taco taco...FISH FISH taco taco..."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Aria jumped up, ran to the bathroom, and locked herself in.
Adagio raised an eyebrow. "What?"
Sonata shrugged. "I was up all night chanting 'FISH FISH taco taco' in her ear." She beamed brightly. "Hey! I'm gonna go get a fish taco! You want one?"
Adagio twitched.
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