Princess Twilight's Awakening Non Sequiturs #3

Everypony was gathered in the dining room of the Castle of Friendship for their weekly pancake breakfast. Starlight Glimmer was now a regular attendee.

The only pony missing was their host, who had excused herself to the little fillys' room just as Spike and Pinkie were frying up the flapjacks.

"What's takin' Twi so long?" Rainbow Dash complained. "I'm hungry here!"

"Now now," Rarity chided. "Patience, Rainbow D--"

An explosion shook the castle.

The ponies and Spike shot to their hooves, looking around in alarm.

A thoroughly disheveled Twilight Sparkle staggered into the dining room. Half her coat was singed, her mane and tail were smoldering, and a cracked toilet seat was hanging around her neck.

"I'm toilet," she proclaimed dizzily before collapsing to the crystal floor.