Pony Fails

Pinkie Pie brushed one hoof with the other shyly. "So, umm..." She looked coyly up at Starlight Glimmer. "There's something I've kinda always wanted to try, and with your magic, I think you might be able to do it."

Starlight blinked. "Are you sure? I mean, after some of what I've done with my magic..."

"Well...I'm willing to give you a chance," Pinkie said. "See, here's the thing...I've sort of always wanted to have a penis."

"A penis?" Starlight asked, blinking.

"Yeah. Can you use your magic to give me a penis?"

"Umm...sure!" Starlight's eyes darted around. She spied a random Earth pony stallion walking past. Her horn lit up.

So did the stallion's nether regions.

A moment later, there was a terrible scream...

Pinkie watched in horror as a severed penis hovered in front of her face in Starlight's aura. Starlight beamed happily at her. "Here you go!"

Pinkie took two steps backward, turned around, and ran.