Pony Fails

Twilight Sparkle bobbed her head along as the Rainbooms jammed in the music room. As their song came to an end, with Pinkie banging out a big drum finish and Rainbow holding a long chord, Rainbow turned to Twilight with a big, broad grin. "Pretty sweet, huh?"

"You guys are amazing!" Twilight said happily.

"Yeah, we are," Rainbow agreed, buffing her nails on her shirt. "Probably way different from what you usually listen to, right?"

Twilight tilted her head. "Well...a little," she said.

"Yeah, must not be easy switching to rock from all that classical stuff," Rainbow said.

Twilight frowned. "Classical stuff?"

"Yeah, you know. All those old stuffy piano and violin and...y'know, museum music."

Twilight blinked...then giggled. "I don't listen to classical music, silly!"

"Really?" Rainbow asked, blinking. "But...but you're an egghead!"

Twilight adjusted her glasses. "And?"

"Well, eggheads like, you know...egghead music..." Rainbow trailed off uncertainly.

"Wow," Sunset Shimmer said, crossing her arms. "Way to stereotype."

"I agree," Rarity said sternly. "Classical music is for everyone, not just...so-called 'eggheads'."

"So what do you listen to?" Rainbow asked.

Twilight beamed happily. "Gangster Orgy Deathcunt!"

The girls all stared at her, jaws dropping.

"Say...whut now?" Applejack asked in disbelief.

Rainbow's eyes bugged out. "Isn't that that, y'know, turdcore gangsta rap death metal band?"

Twilight nodded, smiling widely with her eyes closed.

"Oh...my..." Fluttershy whispered.

"...huh," Rainbow decided, blinking twice. "Well okay then."