Pony Fails

On her way home from a bake-off that had run late into the evening, Pinkie Pie, hauling a cart loaded down with pies, had decided to stop by the houses of any of her friends who were home and awake and drop off a pie. Because who doesn't like random surprise pie out of nowhere, right?

As she made her way through Ponyville, she saw the lights were on at Cranky and Matilda's place. Figuring they'd probably just finished dinner and were either scrapbooking or listening to records before bed, she trotted up to the door, raised a hoof to knock...

And stopped as she heard voices inside.

"My sweet Matilda...you know what I'm in the mood for tonight?"

"Mm-hmm-hmm, I can tell. I'm not so sure I'm in the mood, though."

"I know what'll get you in the mood," Cranky replied.

Pinkie raised an eyebrow. She faintly heard the scratchy sound of a needle touching a record, and then...

Well, and then she heard something that totally freaked her frizz.

Backing slowly away from the door, Pinkie hitched herself back to her pie cart and took off for Sugar Cube Corner as fast as she could gallop.

The next day, Sugar Cube Corner had a big sale on pie. It was a month before Pinkie could look at either Cranky or Matilda without hearing that song.