Pony Fails

A blue-skinned girl with long, wavy platinum hair hurriedly rushed onto the stage, her clothing in disarray and the witch's hat she wore askew. A pair of lavender-tinted sunglasses obscured her eyes as she slung her guitar into place and nodded to her bandmates, who started up their mix machines. She approached the microphone...

You better believe I got dicks up my sleeve!
And I masturbate, cause I can't get a date, whoa oh oh!

The backing music ground to a halt. The crowd fell silent, staring at her in confusion. Celestia and Luna looked up at her, jaws agape.

Trixie Lulamoon charged onto the stage from the wings, stripped to her underwear, an expression of pure murderous rage on her face. "RAINBOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!"

The singer on stage let out a yelp, dropped Trixie's guitar, and bolted, leaving her wavy platinum wig behind.