Pony Fails

"Hey Crusaders! Check it out! I grew a new leg last night!"

Scootaloo trotted into the Crusaders' clubhouse. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle stared at her, jaws scraping the ground.

"Maybe I can't fly, but have you ever seen a pony with five legs?" Scootaloo pranced around with a smug look on her face.

"Uhhh...Scootaloo? That...that ain't a leg," Apple Bloom said.

"Yeah, you...should probably go see a doctor or Princess Twilight or something. That...that isn't normal," Sweetie Belle said, blushing heavily.

Scootaloo frowned. "Well of course it's a leg. What else would it be?"

"That, my little pony, is a penis, and evidently you are a hermaphrodite."

The Crusaders turned to the window, and the dark alicorn who was peering into the clubhouse. "LUNA!" they chorused.

"What's a hermaff...mafrody..." Scootaloo frowned. "What's a penis?"

Luna smiled. "It means, Scootaloo, that you are very special, and I would like to take you on as my personal student..."