Pony Fails

After several years of dating, years full of ridicule and torment from the likes of Diamond Tiara and others who had developed nastier personalities over time, Button Mash had finally done it. He'd finally proposed to Sweetie Belle.

And she'd said yes.

Now, on Hearts and Hooves Day, with their wedding planned for late June, Button (with a LOT of help from his mother) had created the perfect romantic atmosphere for a steamy night with his marefriend.

Tonight, a young stallion intended to get lucky.

After a quiet intimate dinner, some dancing, lots of mood music, the most delicious chocolates Button could find, a bouquet of red and pink roses, and a beautiful and expensive necklace, Sweetie Belle was finally in the mood. A half hour of foreplay later, it was finally time.

Button Mash nervously mounted his marefriend, and put into practice advice he'd received long ago, when he was still a high-strung little colt. Advice that had seen him through countless battles, hundreds of missions where everything was on the line. Advice that had kept entire kingdoms from the brink of ruin.

"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right...up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right..."