Pony Fails

"Danger is my middle name! Rainbow Danger Dash!"

"Professionalism is my middle name! Rainbow Professionalism Dash!"

"Courage is my middle name! Rainbow Courage Dash!"

"Loyalty is my middle name! Rainbow Loyalty Dash!"

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Rainbow Dash shifted uncomfortably as she stood in line to renew her weather license. All around her were pegasi she knew personally, and still more who knew of her by reputation.

"Next," the old brown pegasus behind the counter called loudly as Rainbow's turn came. She trotted up to the counter, coughed, and laid her license in front of the clerk.

The clerk adjusted her glasses, studied the license, and said, in entirely too loud a voice for Rainbow's comfort, "Please present your cutie mark to verify that you are, in fact, Rainbow Euphegenia Dash..."