Pony Fails

"I want a fucking taco!" Sonata declared.

Adagio stared at her. "You just ate a taco."

"I want a fucking taco!" Sonata insisted.

"Okay, somebody needs a taco intervention," Aria said. "This is worse than the worst."

Sonata began stamping her feet. "I want a fucking taco!"

"Good grief..." Adagio massaged her forehead. "So just go get one already, you know where the taco place is..."

"No, no, no!" Sonata screeched. She pulled out her phone and brandished it at Adagio. "I want a FUCKING taco!"

Adagio stared, mouth agape, at the website of naughty adult toys Sonata was on, and the taco-shaped vibrator. "Oh, you want a fucking taco..."