Pony Fails

Two teenagers in hoodies sat slouched over in chairs in the back of the waiting room.

The receptionist gave them a curious glance. She went over the sign-in sheet. They'd been present for hours...all the names on the list were highlighted out except for the last four, which belonged to the four most recent arrivals.

She leaned out the window. "Excuse me," she called. "Did you boys forget to sign in?"

"Huh?" one of them asked. His voice was slow, dull, and plodding. "Oh, uhh...we're just waiting for someone, eh?"

"...waiting for someone."

"Yeah, waiting for someone," the other boy said in a raspy, nasally voice.

The receptionist sighed and shrugged. Don't ask, don't tell was part of the job here. "Okay, but just so you know...loitering is prohibited here."

She'd give them another thirty minutes...

A girl walked in, wearing a heavy overcoat and overly large black sunglasses. The girl had the most massive mop of hair the receptionist had ever seen.

The girl walked up to the window, signed in, and sat down.

The two boys looked at one another and gave each other a nudge, then lowered their hoods.

The girl twitched. "Oh, good grief..."

"Well well...hello, Adagio!"

"Snaps and Slugs, right?"

"Snips and Snails."

"Whatever." Adagio raised an eyebrow. "I wouldn't expect to see two losers like you at a VD clinic. What, did you give each other syphilis or something?"

"Eww! Hell no, eh!"

"We're just here to pick up chicks," Snips said.

Adagio blinked. "I'm...sorry, what?"

"Yeah, we're here to pick up chicks, eh," Snails said.

"You're...trolling for girls...at a VD clinic."

"Well where else are we gonna find easy girls?"

Adagio stopped and considered that. "Huh. That's...pathetic."

"So what're you doing later?" Snips asked, waggling his huge, disgusting eyebrows.

"Not either of you," Adagio said.

A nurse opened the door. "Ms...Mermaid?"

Adagio stood up and went into the back.

Snips and Snails exchanged a glance and snickered.

Thirty minutes later, Adagio came back out. She looked at Snips and Snails.

An evil grin crossed her face.

"Hey, boys? Come on over to my place..."